Top 10 Smartest South Park Characters


The Top Ten

1 Eric Cartman Eric Cartman Eric Theodore Cartman is one of the main characters in the animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and voiced by Trey Parker.

Sure he gets ridiculous grades and needs a MONKEY to spell, but he planned out a kid EATING his own PARENTS, broke into the Pentagon, I can go on! And he's only EIGHT. - MontyPython

He has good plans but he used it for awful stuff remind you of someone? - OneWayStreet

He only uses his smarts when plotting revenge

2 Kyle Broflovski

Too much favoring towards Cartman. Sure he's good at planning and executing schemes when seeking for revenge but that's it. Kyle has the wide knowledge subjects and is very smart in class

Shame on anybody who calls Cartman any smarter than Kyle! Biased, are we?!

Kyle is one of the smartest kids in South Park. He may not be a 'schemer' like Cartman, but he knows the rights and wrongs in situations and gets great grades.

3 Stan Marsh
4 Craig Tucker


5 Pip Pirrup
6 Wendy Testaburger Wendy Testaburger
7 Timmy

He's living a lie

8 Kenny McCormick Kenny McCormick Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick is a main character in the animated adult television series South Park, along with his friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman.

Kenny may not be the smartest, but he sure is smarter than Stan Marsh.

He is the best!

9 Jimmy Valmer
10 Big Gay Al
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