Top 10 Smartest South Park Characters


The Top Ten

1 Eric Cartman Eric Cartman Eric Theodore Cartman is one of the main characters in the animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and voiced by Trey Parker.

Sure he gets ridiculous grades and needs a MONKEY to spell, but he planned out a kid EATING his own PARENTS, broke into the Pentagon, I can go on! And he's only EIGHT. - MontyPython

He has good plans but he used it for awful stuff remind you of someone? - OneWayStreet

He only uses his smarts when plotting revenge

He and Kyle are tied. Nonetheless, he’s shown that he’s capable of book smarts; he’s fluent in at least 2 languages by the age of nine, for one. Secondly, after Tsst, he started making As and Bs in his class within a week after being “corrected”, something that would be too difficult for anyone else. As far as street smarts and strategy goes, he’s also the smartest by far. His ridiculous plots are actually genius. Remember the Scott Tenorman incident or when he made a profit out of crack babies?
He and Kyle are both highly intelligent, but Cartman has a tiny edge.

2 Kyle Broflovski Kyle Broflovski Kyle Broflovski is a main character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on co-creator Matt Stone.

I don't think there's anyone smarter than he is in south park. He's morally and intellectually right every time

Kyle is always right so he’s the smartest.

Too much favoring towards Cartman. Sure he's good at planning and executing schemes when seeking for revenge but that's it. Kyle has the wide knowledge subjects and is very smart in class

Shame on anybody who calls Cartman any smarter than Kyle! Biased, are we?!

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3 Stan Marsh Stan Marsh Stanley "Stan" Marsh is a main character of the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on series co-creator Trey Parker.
4 Craig Tucker

I think that Craig may not seem smart when you look at him, but he probably has potential or actually is intelligent. It seems like there aren't very many things that interest him, so it's a possibility that he could slack off because of that. Also, Craig is one of the more logical and sensible kids in South Park and seems to want explanations and reasons for people's actions, so it wouldn't surprise me if he was a good student. If he put his mind to something that he really liked or felt passionate about, he would probably be at least one of the smartest kids in class. Also, I agree with the other person: "CRRAIG SMART"


5 Wendy Testaburger Wendy Testaburger Wendy Testaburger is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. She is best known for her on-again, off-again relationship with her boyfriend Stan Marsh, and being more intelligent and mature than most children her age, which is utilized by her activism and feminism.

She elaborated a plan to put her teacher to space,killing her

6 Pip Pirrup
7 Timmy

He's living a lie

8 Kenny McCormick Kenny McCormick Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick is a main character in the animated adult television series South Park, along with his friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman.

Kenny may not be the smartest, but he sure is smarter than Stan Marsh.

He is the best!

9 Jimmy Valmer

He always has a strategy

10 Big Gay Al

The Contenders

11 Mr. Garrison Mr. Garrison Herbert Garrison is a recurring character in the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by Trey Parker.
12 Clyde Donovan

People subestimate Clyde’s intelligence A LOT,

Remember SoT?

13 Mr. Mackey Mr. Mackey

He's smart mkay

14 Tweek Tweak

Tweeks pretty smart

15 Chef Chef Jerome "Chef" McElroy was a cartoon character on the Comedy Central series South Park who was voiced by soul singer Isaac Hayes.

Chocolate salty balls

16 Towelie Towelie

Wanna get high?

17 Heidi Turner Heidi Turner

One of the smartest characters, she is the smartest student in science and is asked to judge the science fair. She's smart enough to know the cancer which is social media and is a very intuitive character.

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