Top 10 Song Quotes that Make Little or No Sense Whatsoever

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The Top Ten

1 "I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle spritual miracle spiritual lyrical miracle spiritual lyrical individual, skipping and flipping and dipping and illest to the killest of the skillest of the willest" - Real Hip Hop (PolitikZ)

I can relate to this - Teravolt1422

What in the heck is that supposed to mean? - Powerfulgirl10

2 "GALILEO, Galileo, GALILEO, Galileo, GALILEO FIGARO, MAGNIFICOOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOOH" - Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

Bohemian Rhapsody is overrated and awful. - AlphaQ

3 "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen" - Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (Pikotaro)

You know very well what a Pen Pineapple Apple Pen is. - LordDovahkiin

4 "A MULATTO, AN ALBINO, A MOSQUITO, MY LIBIDO, YEAH" - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)
5 "I've been working here since my mama was a baby" - Prince Fleaswallow's Rap (Parappa The Rapper)
6 "Yo, have you heard about the new Earth that they found? It's like ten times bigger, but it's Earth doe" - Another Earth (Pink Guy)
7 "We can build a house, plant a tree, or if you want, we can do all three" - Breed (Nirvana)
8 "Did I eat my DRINK? I thought milk was PINK?" - Fright Flight (Um Jammer Lammy)
9 "So I grabbed his leg, and he grabbed my esophagus, and I bit off his ear, and he chewed off my eyebrows, and I took out his appendix, and he gave me a colonic irrigation" - Albuquerque (Weird Al)
10 "I'm a man that's on a mission, SO SON, YOU'D BETTER LISTEN; stuck in your a** is an electrician" - Ch-Check It Out (Beastie Boys)

The Contenders

11 "Then He'd Chop Me to Pieces, and Play Frisbee with My Brain; Lemme Tell You, Sonny, You Never Heard Me Complain" - When I Was Your Age (Weird Al)
12 "Ma-Uh-Ah, Uh-Ah, Uh-Ah, Uh-Ahps, Wait; They Don't Love You Like I Love You" - Maps (The Yeah Yeahs)
13 "Do you BELIEEEVE in life after love?" - Believe (Cher)
14 "Where's that place that comes in pairs whenever I'm aware? Casino here, casino there, CASINO IN MY HAIR!" - Casino In My Hair (Um Jammer Lammy)
15 "PICK BURNING FLY CRY, CHOP CHOKE!" - I Am A Master, And You (Um Jammer Lammy)
16 "Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison; TAKE ME, TA-TA-TAKE ME, wanna be a victim ready for abduction" - ET (Katy Perry)
17 "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it" - Peanut Butter (Pink Guy)
18 "It's hard to garble nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth" - Smells Like Nirvana (Weird Al)
19 "I LIKE it, I'm not coming back! I MISS you, I'm not coming back! I LOVE you, I'm not coming back! I'll KILL you, I'm not coming back!" - Lithium (Nirvana)
20 "Knows not what it means" - In Bloom (Nirvana)
21 "Finna bust a nut" - Finna Bust A Nut (Filthy Frank)
22 "Inhale the memes, exhale the memes; inject the memes into my bloodstream; there are good memes, and there are bad memes; WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US? HELP ME" - Meme Machine (Pink Guy)
23 "He's Phineas and Ferb's best friend, you know; all of the others will tell you SO! He helps Phineas and Ferb whatever they wanna do today, he's a friend to all of us we adore!" - The TrainBoy54 Song
24 "Casino in My Chair" - Casino in My Hair (Um Jammer Lammy)
25 "She's Overbored, Self Assured; Oh No, I Know a Dirty Word" - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)
26 "WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, IT'S LESS DANGEROUS" - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)
27 "SPOOON-MANNN, COME together with your hands and SAAAVE MEEE" - Spoonman (Soundgarden)
28 "Black hole sun, won't you come, and wash away the RAIN" - Black Hole Sun (Soundgarden)
29 "I'm worse at what I do best, and for this gift, I feel blessed; our little group has always been and always will until the end" - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)
30 "EEEVEN FLOOOW; thoughts ARRIVE like BUTTERFLIES" - Even Flow (Pearl Jam)
31 "I Thought I Just Made Some Coffee for Me? I Want Some Apples and Berries to Eat?" - Fright Flight (Um Jammer Lammy)
32 "You Really Wanna Make My Heart Bend!" - Girlfriend (Brütal Legend)
33 "So Fine, Oh Mine, I'ma Treat'cha Like a Porcupine!" - Girlfriend (Brütal Legend)
34 "I'm So Lonely, but That's Okay; I Found My Friends in My Head" - Lithium (Nirvana)
35 "Hey, I Just Met You, and This is Crazy, but Here's My Number, So Call Me Maybe" - Call Me Maybe (Carly Rae Jepsen)
36 "So Chilling in the Front Side, in the Back Seat, I'm Driving, Cruising! Fast Lane, Switching Lanes, with a Car at My Side!" - Friday (Rebecca Black)
37 "Passing By, It's a School Bus, in Front of Me! Makes Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Wanna Scream!" - Friday (Rebecca Black)
38 "Gotta Have My Bowl, Gotta Have Cereal" - Friday (Rebecca Black)
39 "I'd Catch a Grenade for You, Jump in Front of a Train for You" - Grenade (Bruno Mars)
40 "Sneak Out Your House, Let Me Take You for a Long Drive! Let Me Climb Your Tree, Put My Finger in Your Beehive!" - Girlfriend (Brütal Legend)
41 "the Stinger Gets Stung, We're Not Too Young, Got Something to Show Ya on the Tip of My Tongue!" - Girlfriend (Brütal Legend)
42 "I'm Frying, My Heart in a Pan and I'm Dying, and I Want You to See that I'm Crying! I Dream of the Ring that I'm Buying, Cause I'm Falling on My Knees but You're Drowning!" - Girlfriend (Brütal Legend)
43 "the Meat in the Skillet is Browning, It's the King of Clowns You're Crowning, but I Like the Way I'm Sounding! Oh, I Never Wanna See You Frowning! Cause I'm Just About To, Yes I'm Just About To... To... Sneeze!" - Girlfriend (Brütal Legend)
44 "Sit Back in the Basement, and Watch Them in Action! He's a Friend to All of Us We Adore!" - Theme Song (Trainboy54)
45 "Wish my bear was in the air with no more time to spare" - Casino In My Hair (Um Jammer Lammy)
46 "Yes, That's It, You're Leaving; the Crackle of Pig Skin! the Dust And... the Screaming... the Yuppies Networking! the Panic, the Vomit, the Panic, the Vomit; God Loves His Children" - Paranoid Android (Radiohead)
47 "I Just Saw This Sushi from Japaaaaaaan!!" - Jackie Chan (Post Malone)

The only Post Malone song I actually like, because my 12-year-old sister listens to this crappy artist CONSTANTLY.
I'm not kidding.

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1. "I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle spritual miracle spiritual lyrical miracle spiritual lyrical individual, skipping and flipping and dipping and illest to the killest of the skillest of the willest" - Real Hip Hop (PolitikZ)
2. "GALILEO, Galileo, GALILEO, Galileo, GALILEO FIGARO, MAGNIFICOOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOOH" - Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
3. "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen" - Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (Pikotaro)
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