Top Ten Song Titles that Answer Frank Zappa's Question: "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"?

Poor Frank, eh? Well being a doctor I can only assume some reasons why. Maybe you have other ideas why the poor fellow is in such agony. Help him figure out why by adding your own views and then we can all go home.

The Top Ten

1 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Nuthin' a new carpet, dry sheets and a sturdy plunger won't cure.

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2 The First Cut is the Deepest - Rod Stewart UListen to Sample
3 Are You In? - Incubus

If ya gotta ask, t'ain't up to the task.

Meant t'say, Miss SmarTy Draws:), "clever insertion" is a practiced skill, but ya does gotta have sum... natural talent:)). (Yeehah! right back at ya;).

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4 Do You Remember? - Phil Collins

Do you remember? When I peed on your pet monkey? - AlphaQ

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5 You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin' - The Righteous Brothers UListen to Sample
6 The Needle and the Damage Done - Neil Young

Reminds me when ol' Gramma Gumleather caught Billy-Ben-Bobby Stankmayer attemptin' conflagratus delecto with her nubile young gran'niece, Shirly Wills. Since Gramma had one them crotchit needles in'er hand, she stuck it where she figgered it do most good. Could hear Billy-Ben-Bobby squeal like a live hog on a spit all way down Tumble Butt Butte. Sings soprano in the church choir, now.

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7 Hast Thou Considered the Tetrapod - The Mountain Goats UListen to Sample
8 She Don't Use Jelly - The Flaming Lips

She tried peanut butter, but it stuck to the roof of her c... ountry road, take me home...:).

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9 Did I Shave My Legs for This? - Deana Carter

Yes you did, Deana, yes you did - AlphaQ

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10 Blame It On the Girls - MIKA

Ya know, that's just what the near-iconic Miss Legs Akimbo said after she turned 'round fast to see who pinched her personality, an' knocked little Shorty Stumpknacher clean out 'til last call.

I'M crazy? Wull, lemma tell'ya, Miss Blue Vapors: Ol' Shorty tried t'sue Sammy Smack's Shimmy-Sham Shack over t'incident, claimin' corpus delectible. But ol' Judge Hardwood turned 'roun'n' gave Shorty ninety days fer "mishandlin' volatile material" an' "despoilin' the finest forty acres in Deep Bush County." A very environmentally conscious man, ol' Hardwood;).

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The Contenders

11 All the Small Things - Blink-182 UListen to Sample
12 God Only Knows - The Beach Boys

Ask god instead of asking us your current pissing problems, frank. - Mumbizz01

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13 Burning Love - Elvis Presley UListen to Sample
14 Ha Ha Said the Clown - Manfred Mann UListen to Sample
15 The Hokey-Pokey - Traditional UListen to Sample
16 C'est la vie - Chuck Berry UListen to Sample
17 Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen UListen to Sample
18 Because You Loved Me - Celine Dion UListen to Sample
19 Sweet Cream Ladies, Forward March - The Box Tops UListen to Sample
20 Way Down in the Hole - Tom Waits

These added songs are amazingly funny. I might have to remix. Thank you to those who added the extras :). - Britgirl

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21 Love Potion Number 9 - The Searchers UListen to Sample
22 Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin

This one is funny! - Britgirl

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23 Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash UListen to Sample
24 Somethin' Stupid - Frank Sinatra & Nancy Sinatra UListen to Sample
25 It's Not Unusual - Tom Jones

If it's not unusual, you havin' WAY too good of a time. An' speakin' of time, sooner or later the big hand gonna up 'n' drop right off an' you be wishin' you used the little hand more often.

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26 It's Not Your Birthday Anymore - Morrissey UListen to Sample
27 I Don't Care (This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things) - The Blackout UListen to Sample
28 It's Only Pain - Katie Melua
29 Because It's Christmas - Sidewalk Prophets UListen to Sample
30 Too Much Sauce - DJ Esco UListen to Sample
31 Needles and Pins - The Searchers
32 Poison Ivy - The Coasters
33 It Hurts to Be in Love - Gene Pitney
34 That's What You Get - Paramore UListen to Sample
35 It Was a Good Day - Ice Cube UListen to Sample
36 Running on Empty - Jackson Browne UListen to Sample
37 All You Need is Love - The Beatles UListen to Sample
38 I Kissed a Girl - Jill Sobule UListen to Sample
39 You Do Something to Me - Paul Weller UListen to Sample
40 Nutrocker - Emerson, Lake and Palmer UListen to Sample
41 Cheated on Me - Gavin Degraw UListen to Sample
42 You've Got to Hurt Before You Heal - Kenny Neal

Heard the studio on Music Choice a while back, T. The live version I heard after sugg was much better. Also found out I like him much better when he's not making annoying noises with a harp in his mouth.

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43 So Small - Carrie Underwood UListen to Sample
44 Big Thing's Poppin' - T.I. UListen to Sample
45 Can I Kick It? - A Tribe Called Quest UListen to Sample
46 Wiggle It - 2 in a Room UListen to Sample
47 It Wasn't Me - Shaggy UListen to Sample
48 The World Has Turned and Left Me Here - Weezer UListen to Sample
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