Top Ten Song Titles that Answer Frank Zappa's Question: "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"?

Poor Frank, eh? Well being a doctor I can only assume some reasons why. Maybe you have other ideas why the poor fellow is in such agony. Help him figure out why by adding your own views and then we can all go home.

The Top Ten

1 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Nuthin' a new carpet, dry sheets and a sturdy plunger won't cure.

2 The First Cut is the Deepest - Rod Stewart
3 Are You In? - Incubus V 2 Comments
4 Do You Remember? - Phil Collins

Do you remember? When I peed on your pet monkey? - AlphaQ

5 You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin' - The Righteous Brothers
6 The Needle and the Damage Done - Neil Young V 1 Comment
7 Hast Thou Considered the Tetrapod - The Mountain Goats
8 She Don't Use Jelly - The Flaming Lips

She tried peanut butter, but it stuck to the roof of her c... ountry road, take me home...:).

9 Blame It On the Girls - MIKA

Ya know, that's just what the near-iconic Miss Legs Akimbo said after she turned 'round fast to see who pinched her personality, an' knocked little Shorty Stumpknacher clean out 'til last call.

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10 All the Small Things - Blink-182

The Contenders

11 Did I Shave My Legs for This? - Deana Carter V 1 Comment
12 Burning Love - Elvis Presley
13 God Only Knows - The Beach Boys

Ask god instead of asking us your current pissing problems, frank. - Mumbizz01

14 Ha Ha Said the Clown - Manfred Mann
15 The Hokey-Pokey - Traditional
16 C'est la vie - Chuck Berry
17 Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
18 Because You Loved Me - Celine Dion
19 Sweet Cream Ladies, Forward March - The Box Tops
20 Way Down in the Hole - Tom Waits

These added songs are amazingly funny. I might have to remix. Thank you to those who added the extras :). - Britgirl

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