Top Ten Song Titles that Answer Frank Zappa's Question: "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"?
Poor Frank, eh? Well being a doctor I can only assume some reasons why. Maybe you have other ideas why the poor fellow is in such agony. Help him figure out why by adding your own views and then we can all go home.
Nuthin' a new carpet, dry sheets and a sturdy plunger won't cure.
Do you remember? When I peed on your pet monkey?
Reminds me when ol' Gramma Gumleather caught Billy-Ben-Bobby Stankmayer attemptin' conflagratus delecto with her nubile young gran'niece, Shirly Wills. Since Gramma had one them crotchit needles in'er hand, she stuck it where she figgered it do most good. Could hear Billy-Ben-Bobby squeal like a live hog on a spit all way down Tumble Butt Butte. Sings soprano in the church choir, now.
Ya know, that's just what the near-iconic Miss Legs Akimbo said after she turned 'round fast to see who pinched her personality, an' knocked little Shorty Stumpknacher clean out 'til last call.
She tried peanut butter, but it stuck to the roof of her c... ountry road, take me home...:).
Ask god instead of asking us your current pissing problems, frank.
Yes you did, Deana, yes you did
These added songs are amazingly funny. I might have to remix. Thank you to those who added the extras :).
This one is funny!
