Top Ten Song Titles that Answer Frank Zappa's Question: "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"?Britgirl Poor Frank, eh? Well being a doctor I can only assume some reasons why. Maybe you have other ideas why the poor fellow is in such agony. Help him figure out why by adding your own views and then we can all go home.
The Top Ten
Nuthin' a new carpet, dry sheets and a sturdy plunger won't cure.
If ya gotta ask, t'ain't up to the task.
Meant t'say, Miss SmarTy Draws:), "clever insertion" is a practiced skill, but ya does gotta have sum... natural talent:)). (Yeehah! right back at ya;).
Do you remember? When I peed on your pet monkey? - AlphaQ
Reminds me when ol' Gramma Gumleather caught Billy-Ben-Bobby Stankmayer attemptin' conflagratus delecto with her nubile young gran'niece, Shirly Wills. Since Gramma had one them crotchit needles in'er hand, she stuck it where she figgered it do most good. Could hear Billy-Ben-Bobby squeal like a live hog on a spit all way down Tumble Butt Butte. Sings soprano in the church choir, now.
She tried peanut butter, but it stuck to the roof of her c... ountry road, take me home...:).
Yes you did, Deana, yes you did - AlphaQ
Ya know, that's just what the near-iconic Miss Legs Akimbo said after she turned 'round fast to see who pinched her personality, an' knocked little Shorty Stumpknacher clean out 'til last call.
I'M crazy? Wull, lemma tell'ya, Miss Blue Vapors: Ol' Shorty tried t'sue Sammy Smack's Shimmy-Sham Shack over t'incident, claimin' corpus delectible. But ol' Judge Hardwood turned 'roun'n' gave Shorty ninety days fer "mishandlin' volatile material" an' "despoilin' the finest forty acres in Deep Bush County." A very environmentally conscious man, ol' Hardwood;).
Ask god instead of asking us your current pissing problems, frank. - Mumbizz01
These added songs are amazingly funny. I might have to remix. Thank you to those who added the extras :). - Britgirl
This one is funny! - Britgirl
If it's not unusual, you havin' WAY too good of a time. An' speakin' of time, sooner or later the big hand gonna up 'n' drop right off an' you be wishin' you used the little hand more often.
Heard the studio on Music Choice a while back, T. The live version I heard after sugg was much better. Also found out I like him much better when he's not making annoying noises with a harp in his mouth.
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