Top Ten Song Titles that Answer Frank Zappa's Question: "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"?Britgirl Poor Frank, eh? Well being a doctor I can only assume some reasons why. Maybe you have other ideas why the poor fellow is in such agony. Help him figure out why by adding your own views and then we can all go home.
The Top Ten
Nuthin' a new carpet, dry sheets and a sturdy plunger won't cure.UListen to Sample
If ya gotta ask, t'ain't up to the task.
Meant t'say, Miss SmarTy Draws:), "clever insertion" is a practiced skill, but ya does gotta have sum... natural talent:)). (Yeehah! right back at ya;).UListen to Sample
Do you remember? When I peed on your pet monkey? - AlphaQUListen to Sample
Reminds me when ol' Gramma Gumleather caught Billy-Ben-Bobby Stankmayer attemptin' conflagratus delecto with her nubile young gran'niece, Shirly Wills. Since Gramma had one them crotchit needles in'er hand, she stuck it where she figgered it do most good. Could hear Billy-Ben-Bobby squeal like a live hog on a spit all way down Tumble Butt Butte. Sings soprano in the church choir, now.UListen to Sample
She tried peanut butter, but it stuck to the roof of her c... ountry road, take me home...:).UListen to Sample
Yes you did, Deana, yes you did - AlphaQUListen to Sample
Ya know, that's just what the near-iconic Miss Legs Akimbo said after she turned 'round fast to see who pinched her personality, an' knocked little Shorty Stumpknacher clean out 'til last call.
I'M crazy? Wull, lemma tell'ya, Miss Blue Vapors: Ol' Shorty tried t'sue Sammy Smack's Shimmy-Sham Shack over t'incident, claimin' corpus delectible. But ol' Judge Hardwood turned 'roun'n' gave Shorty ninety days fer "mishandlin' volatile material" an' "despoilin' the finest forty acres in Deep Bush County." A very environmentally conscious man, ol' Hardwood;).UListen to Sample
Ask god instead of asking us your current pissing problems, frank. - Mumbizz01UListen to Sample
These added songs are amazingly funny. I might have to remix. Thank you to those who added the extras :). - BritgirlUListen to Sample
This one is funny! - BritgirlUListen to Sample
If it's not unusual, you havin' WAY too good of a time. An' speakin' of time, sooner or later the big hand gonna up 'n' drop right off an' you be wishin' you used the little hand more often.UListen to Sample
Heard the studio on Music Choice a while back, T. The live version I heard after sugg was much better. Also found out I like him much better when he's not making annoying noises with a harp in his mouth.UListen to Sample
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