Top Ten Song Titles that Answer the Isley Brothers' Question: "What Would You Do?"

Britgirl
The Isley Brothers needs advice. Through song titles, these are 10 answers I could come up with. They need your help too! If you know of any more song titles that could offer much welcome and needed advice, feel free to add.

The Top Ten

1 Take This Job and Shove It - Johnny Paycheck

First, ya tell'em to "Stoop Down" (J. Geils, studio;).

2 Cocaine - Eric Clapton
3 Smile Like a Donut - The Ernies

If a smile be looking' like a donut, you just might be looking' at the wrong end. Just saying'.

4 Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed

Down yonder in NASCAR country, a burned-out tranny mean sumpin' 'tirely diff'rent.

5 F*** Her Gently - Tenactious D
6 A Quick One, While He's Away - The Who
7 Don't Take Your Guns to Town - Johnny Cash
8 Party Hard - Andrew W.K.
9 You Don't Learn that in School - The King Cole Trio
10 Pledge Allegiance to the Hag - Eric Church

The Contenders

11 Battle of Who Could Care Less - Ben Folds Five
12 Ride the Wild Surf - Jan & Dean
13 Do It Again - Steely Dan

Great covers of this classic by grungy new industrial techno electro punk linguine wave bands Viagra Falls and Cialis Squeal, and a hot barn dance version by hill-country stompers, Horny Goatweed

14 Farting With a Walkman On - Bloodhound Gang
15 Run Through the Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival
16 Cry Like a Rainstorm - Bonnie Raitt

Just listened to the sample to this track. Lovely. Thank you for adding. - Britgirl

17 Keep on Smilin' - Wet Willie

Hard to do if you don't get your cup of tea every day. (Okay, four mugs of coffee. Tomato, tomahto).

18 Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden
19 Treat Her Right - Roy Head

Ha! - Britgirl

Ironic, n'est pas?

20 Kiss an Angel Good Mornin' - Charley Pride
21 Make Someone Happy - Jimmy Durante
22 Let Me Love You - DJ Snake
23 Jump Around - House of Pain
24 Ask Yourself - Foster the People
25 Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding

Down the Shimmy-Sham Shack, the house band, name o' Rump Roast, does a version they call Try A Little Tenderloin. (Hey, never said the joint was a bastion of high culture:).

26 Marry You - Bruno Mars
27 Crocodile Rock - Elton John
28 Run Like an Antelope - Phish
29 Do Anything You Wanna Do - Eddie & The Hot Rods
30 Die in a Fire - The Living Tombstone
31 Lick Your Teeth - Tech N9ne
32 A Song for the Deaf - Queens of the Stone Age
33 Throw Me in a Crowd of Girls - Sammy Salvo
34 Won't Eat Prunes Again - Weird Al Yankovic
35 Touch My Tooter - Ween

"Touch my tooter" hmm...not even with someone else's hands. It's been in a gaping great hole...and I have no idea where your mouth has been! - Britgirl

36 Sleep with One Eye Open - Bring Me the Horizon
37 Kill It with Fire - Lord of the Lost
38 Throw Away Your Television - Red Hot Chili Peppers
39 Burst Into Blue Flame - Manipulated Slaves
40 Make a Scene - Sophie Ellis-Bextor
41 Let A Boy Cry - Gala
42 Up and Down Dance - Teletubbies
43 Suck It and See - Arctic Monkeys
44 Have a Nice Day - Bon Jovi
45 Squeeze Me Macaroni - Mr. Bungle
46 Shoot Down the Stars - Gym Class Heroes
47 Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven - Godspeed You! Black Emperor
48 Kiss You Inside Out - Hedley
49 Naked In Front of the Computer - Faith No More
50 Burn the Witch - Radiohead
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