Top Ten Song Titles that Answer Joan Jett's Question: "Do You Wanna Touch Me"?

This is just a light-hearted lust - sorry- LIST for anyone who doesn't take life too seriously.
If you know of a song title that you think fits that I haven't added, feel free to do so :)

The Top Ten

1 Help! - The Beatles

Long Tall Sally say, "Get Back. You Can't Do That without a Ticket To Ride. So Please Please Me if you wanna Drive My Car. You wan't A Taste of Honey, you gotta have the Money. Then you kin Love Me Do. Otherwise, Hide Your Love Away 'fore I split your Norwegian Wood."

2 I Can't Get Started - Ella Fitzgerald

Jumper cables. Always carry jumper cables... Little starter fluid cain't hurt, neither;).

3 Can I Touch You... There? - Michael Bolton

Uh, no, Mikey. Not if ya wanna keep yer little... bolt... on.

4 Why Me Lord - Johnny Cash
5 Lay Lady Lay - Bob Dylan
6 Maybe Tomorrow - Stereophonics

Not as funny as the top 3, but pretty good. I love this list

7 On My Way - Phil Collins

The look between the bears though.
"Should we kodu? " - DapperPickle

8 This Used to Be My Playground - Madonna

And now, it's just ground... like freezer-burned pork, years beyond expiration.

9 I'd Wait a Million Years - The Grass Roots

Gonna be mighty dried-up by then... Arid... Desiccated... Mummified... Sandy... All in all, not in the mood.

10 Sunday, Monday, or Always - Bing Crosby

The Contenders

11 I'd Rather Go Blind - Etta James
12 No - Meghan Trainor
13 I'm Not the Only One - Sam Smith

Alright. One at a time. Let's not get all freaky, here. Took two hours and three pounds o' butter untanglin' you people, last time. Next time, gonna be the hose.

14 In Your Dreams - Stevie Nicks
15 You Do It To Yourself - Radiohead

That song is called "Just", not "You Do It to Yourself". - JCHOW

16 Keep Your Hands to Yourself - Georgia Satellites
17 Give It to Me Baby - Rick James
18 I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do - Abba

Look like she wanna fiddle wit' his Dum-Dum Diddle. Wait'l he finds out her name is Fernando.

19 I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
20 Always and Forever - Luther Vandross
21 Why Not - Hilary Duff
22 No Way - Korn
23 I Don't Love You - My Chemical Romance

What's Love Got To Do With It?

Hey, now. Don't blame me. Song was a huge hit. Wish I wrote it. We'd be havin' this convo on my yacht:).

"What's love got to do with it? " Charming. - Britgirl

24 You Know You're Right - Nirvana
25 Right Between the Eyes - Garbage

Somebody needs to review the manual.

26 Only God Knows Why - Kid Rock
27 As Long as You Love Me - Backstreet Boys
28 I Want It All - Queen
29 Can't Say No - Conor Maynard
30 I Don't Want To - Toni Braxton
31 Get Back - The Beatles
32 Leave Me Alone - Michael Jackson
33 Shut Up I Am Dreaming of Places Where Lovers Have Wings - Sunset Rubdown
34 I Will - The Beatles
35 SHHH!!! If You're Quiet, I'll Show You a Dinosaur - The Fall of Troy
36 Can I Get a Witness? - Lee Michaels

Just so we're clear on what herassmeant:).

37 Chick-A-Boom - Daddy Dewdrop
38 When You're Hot, You're Hot - Jerry Reed
39 I Gotcha - Joe Tex
40 Here Comes the Judge - Shorty Long
41 Oh My My - Ringo Starr
42 Wild Thing - The Troggs
43 Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry
44 Finally - Ce Ce Peniston
45 I Touch Myself - Divinyls
46 Mama, I'm Coming Home - Ozzy Osbourne
47 You Talk Too Much - Joe Jones
48 I Said Never Again (But Here We Are) - Rachel Stevens
49 Why - Annie Lennox
50 Here I Go Again - Whitesnake
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