Top Ten Song Titles that Answer Joan Jett's Question: "Do You Wanna Touch Me"?

This is just a light-hearted lust - sorry- LIST for anyone who doesn't take life too seriously.
If you know of a song title that you think fits that I haven't added, feel free to do so :)

The Top Ten

1 Help! - The Beatles

Long Tall Sally say, "Get Back. You Can't Do That without a Ticket To Ride. So Please Please Me if you wanna Drive My Car. You wan't A Taste of Honey, you gotta have the Money. Then you kin Love Me Do. Otherwise, Hide Your Love Away 'fore I split your Norwegian Wood."

2 Can I Touch You... There? - Michael Bolton

3 Why Me Lord - Johnny Cash

4 Maybe Tomorrow - Stereophonics

Not as funny as the top 3, but pretty good. I love this list

5 I Can't Get Started - Ella Fitzgerald

6 Lay Lady Lay - Bob Dylan

7 On My Way - Phil Collins

8 I'd Rather Go Blind - Etta James

9 This Used to Be My Playground - Madonna

And now, it's just ground... like freezer-burned pork, years beyond expiration.

10 No - Meghan Trainor

The Contenders

11 I'd Wait a Million Years - The Grass Roots

Gonna be mighty dried-up by then... Arid... Desiccated... Mummified... Sandy... All in all, not in the mood.

12 I'm Not the Only One - Sam Smith

Alright. One at a time. Let's not get all freaky, here. Took two hours and three pounds o' butter untanglin' you people, last time. Next time, gonna be the hose.

13 In Your Dreams - Stevie Nicks

14 You Do It To Yourself - Radiohead

That song is called "Just", not "You Do It to Yourself".

15 Keep Your Hands to Yourself - Georgia Satellites