Top Ten Song Titles to Describe a Person's Lower Body Parts

The Top Ten
1 Where the Wind Comes From - Kim Kwang Seok
2 Underground Hot Street Banger - Insane Clown Posse
3 Where the Wind Blows - Coco O.
4 Pretty Little Dum Dum - Anastacia
5 Juicy - The Notorious B.I.G.
6 Ass Like That - Eminem
7 Where the Wild Roses Grow - Nick Cave
8 Rivers of Babylon - Boney M.
9 Best Thing I Never Had - Beyoncé

This person never had private parts?

10 Something In Your Mouth - Nickelback
The Contenders
11 Lagoon - Nightwish
12 Bangers, Beans and Mash - Infant Sorrow
13 Moist Vagina - Nirvana

See, now... It's classy brilliance like this that will forever rank Nirvana amongst great raconteurs like Homer, Shakespeare and Mark Twain... NOT.

14 Waterfalls - TLC
15 Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
16 Dark Matter - Bjork
17 Rivers of Joy - No Angels
18 Knockin' At Your Back Door - Deep Purple
19 Gates of Babylon - Rainbow
20 Invite It - Annihilator
21 Little Horn - Marilyn Manson
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