Top Ten Song Titles to Finish the Lyric "I'm Sorry. the Old Taylor Can't Come to the Phone Right Now. Why? Oh, 'Cause She's..."Martin_Canine You know, in the past I have not really checked out that much by Taylor Swift, just her big hits that were on the radio. I thought they were quite decent, but I never felt the urge to buy one of her albums.
That may change because since it was released, this "Look What You Made Me Do" song is stuck on replay on my phone. I must say that it is really an outstandingly infectious pop song. It is not unlikely the catchiest song of the year.
After the bridge which appears after the second chorus, there is a short skit of Taylor saying "I'm sorry. The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead."
Now I had my fun thinking of all possible reasons why the old Taylor may not be able to come to the phone.
The Top Ten
Why? Oh! Because she's chained to the rhythm! That's funny
Get it? Because it's Katy... and when you are chained you can't move and... aahh, I'm clever. - Martin_Canine
...but don't you dare think that in any way means she'd ever talk to you other than during sex"
(Sorry, that may was respectless) - Martin_Canine
...and sorry, but it took me so long to get her there, and any distraction could compromise my chances."
(Again, sorry. Nothing against Taylor or women) - Martin_Canine
"AARGH HELP I'M STANDING IN FLAMES! I'M ON FIRE, I'M BURNING AARGH THAT HURTS HEE-"
"Taylor, phone for you! "
"Oh, thanks! Hello who's there?... oh, hi Nicki! No, I'm not mad at you for having teamed up with Katy. I mean, after all, it's not feud and-... wait a sec, something smells burned... oh, it's me... AARRGGHH IT'S ME! HELP I'M ON FIRE! " - Martin_Canine
Sounds legit! - Gg2000
I know I wouln't wanna talk to someone I'm scared of. And Taylor surely has some freaky overly obsessed fans. - Martin_Canine
The sheer fact that there's a song with this name cracks me up. - Rocko
Unless you are Spencer Tracey in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" it'd be a bit exhausting talking to two people on the phone, not too mention rude not giving each full attention. - Martin_Canine
"I mean, if you want to pay the roaming, then I can give you her number." - Martin_Canine
"And you know the reception is really terrible there, so she left her phone here." - Martin_Canine
Taylor's in his head? Creepy - BorisRule
"Yeah, the old Taylor is going to Maine for a concert and perform some of her more country inspired songs. She's just packing her luggage, and can't go to the phone." - Martin_Canine
"I'm sorry, but Taylor only talks to a selection of people she chose herself and she tries to keep them a one digit number." - Martin_Canine
She did say that.
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