Top Ten Song Titles to Finish the Lyric "I'm Sorry. the Old Taylor Can't Come to the Phone Right Now. Why? Oh, 'Cause She's..."

You know, in the past I have not really checked out that much by Taylor Swift, just her big hits that were on the radio. I thought they were quite decent, but I never felt the urge to buy one of her albums.

That may change because since it was released, this "Look What You Made Me Do" song is stuck on replay on my phone. I must say that it is really an outstandingly infectious pop song. It is not unlikely the catchiest song of the year.

After the bridge which appears after the second chorus, there is a short skit of Taylor saying "I'm sorry. The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead."

Now I had my fun thinking of all possible reasons why the old Taylor may not be able to come to the phone.

The Top Ten

1 Screwing You On the Beach At Night - Bloodhound Gang

...but don't you dare think that in any way means she'd ever talk to you other than during sex"
(Sorry, that may was respectless)

2 Chained to the Rhythm - Katy Perry

Get it? Because it's Katy... and when you are chained you can't move and... aahh, I'm clever.

Why? Oh! Because she's chained to the rhythm! That's funny

3 Pissing in a River - Patti Smith

The sheer fact that there's a song with this name cracks me up.

4 A Million Miles Away - Rihanna

"I mean, if you want to pay the roaming, then I can give you her number."

5 My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry

6 Livin' in the Fridge - "Weird Al" Yankovic

7 Scared of You - Nelly Furtado

I know I wouln't wanna talk to someone I'm scared of. And Taylor surely has some freaky overly obsessed fans.

Sounds legit!

8 On Fire - Lil Wayne

"AARGH HELP I'M STANDING IN FLAMES! I'M ON FIRE, I'M BURNING AARGH THAT HURTS HEE-"
"Taylor, phone for you! "
"Oh, thanks! Hello who's there?... oh, hi Nicki! No, I'm not mad at you for having teamed up with Katy. I mean, after all, it's not feud and-... wait a sec, something smells burned... oh, it's me... AARRGGHH IT'S ME! HELP I'M ON FIRE! "

9 In a Little Spanish Town - Ray Charles

10 Hanging on the Telephone - Blondie

The Contenders

11 Raping the Elderly - Blood Duster

12 In My Room - Insane Clown Posse

...and sorry, but it took me so long to get her there, and any distraction could compromise my chances."
(Again, sorry. Nothing against Taylor or women)

13 In Da Club - 50 Cent

"And you know the reception is really terrible there, so she left her phone here."

14 In the Sea of Corruption - Joe Hisaishi

15 In the Ghetto - Elvis Presley

16 In My Head - Jason Derulo

Taylor's in his head? Creepy

17 Goin' to Maine - Look Left

"Yeah, the old Taylor is going to Maine for a concert and perform some of her more country inspired songs. She's just packing her luggage, and can't go to the phone."

18 Famous - Kanye West