Top Ten Song Titles to Finish the Lyric "I'm Sorry. the Old Taylor Can't Come to the Phone Right Now. Why? Oh, 'Cause She's..."

Martin_Canine
You know, in the past I have not really checked out that much by Taylor Swift, just her big hits that were on the radio. I thought they were quite decent, but I never felt the urge to buy one of her albums.

That may change because since it was released, this "Look What You Made Me Do" song is stuck on replay on my phone. I must say that it is really an outstandingly infectious pop song. It is not unlikely the catchiest song of the year.

After the bridge which appears after the second chorus, there is a short skit of Taylor saying "I'm sorry. The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead."

Now I had my fun thinking of all possible reasons why the old Taylor may not be able to come to the phone.

The Top Ten

1 Chained to the Rhythm - Katy Perry

Why? Oh! Because she's chained to the rhythm! That's funny

Get it? Because it's Katy... and when you are chained you can't move and... aahh, I'm clever. - Martin_Canine

2 Scared of You - Nelly Furtado

Sounds legit! - Gg2000

I know I wouln't wanna talk to someone I'm scared of. And Taylor surely has some freaky overly obsessed fans. - Martin_Canine

3 Hanging on the Telephone - Blondie

Unless you are Spencer Tracey in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" it'd be a bit exhausting talking to two people on the phone, not too mention rude not giving each full attention. - Martin_Canine

4 On Fire - Lil Wayne

"AARGH HELP I'M STANDING IN FLAMES! I'M ON FIRE, I'M BURNING AARGH THAT HURTS HEE-"
"Taylor, phone for you! "
"Oh, thanks! Hello who's there?... oh, hi Nicki! No, I'm not mad at you for having teamed up with Katy. I mean, after all, it's not feud and-... wait a sec, something smells burned... oh, it's me... AARRGGHH IT'S ME! HELP I'M ON FIRE! " - Martin_Canine

5 Screwing You On the Beach At Night - Bloodhound Gang

...but don't you dare think that in any way means she'd ever talk to you other than during sex"
(Sorry, that may was respectless) - Martin_Canine

6 In My Room - Insane Clown Posse

...and sorry, but it took me so long to get her there, and any distraction could compromise my chances."
(Again, sorry. Nothing against Taylor or women) - Martin_Canine

7 A Million Miles Away - Rihanna

"I mean, if you want to pay the roaming, then I can give you her number." - Martin_Canine

8 In Da Club - 50 Cent

"And you know the reception is really terrible there, so she left her phone here." - Martin_Canine

9 Goin' to Maine - Look Left

"Yeah, the old Taylor is going to Maine for a concert and perform some of her more country inspired songs. She's just packing her luggage, and can't go to the phone." - Martin_Canine

10 Pissing in a River - Patti Smith

The Contenders

11 Too Cool - Meaghan Martin

"I'm sorry, but Taylor only talks to a selection of people she chose herself and she tries to keep them a one digit number." - Martin_Canine

12 Looking at You - Instant Witness
13 Famous - Kanye West
14 Across the Universe - The Beatles
15 I Love Kanye - Kanye West
16 Here - Alessia Cara
17 In Love with the DJ - Niic
18 In a Little Spanish Town - Ray Charles
19 In Aeternum - Missing Heart
20 In Hollywood - Kim Wilde
21 In My Bed - Amy Winehouse
22 In My House - Sarah Connor
23 In the Garage - Weezer
24 In the Ghetto - Elvis Presley
25 In the Sea of Corruption - Joe Hisaishi
26 Dancing in the Street - Martha Reeves & the Vandellas
27 Dancin' in Circles - Lady Gaga
28 Dancing with Mephisto - Enigma
29 In My Head - Jason Derulo
30 Losing My Religion - R.E.M.
31 Livin' On a Prayer - Bon Jovi
32 Ben - Michael Jackson
33 Knocking On Heaven's Door - Bob Dylan
34 Dancing in the Dark - Rihanna
35 Raping the Elderly - Blood Duster
36 Staying Alive - The Bee Gees
37 My Wife - The Who
38 Tubthumping - Chumbawamba
39 My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
40 Screamin' - The Paul Butterfield Blues Band
41 Dead! - My Chemical Romance
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