Top Ten Song Titles to Finish Shakespeare's Quote: "The lady doth..."

Britgirl
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." from Hamlet. The quote doth need a revamp, methinks. I've added ten that came to mind as I compiled this list. You may have far superior, funnier, weirder ones of your own to add - if so, please do feel free. The funnier and cleverer the, uh, betterer :)

The Top Ten

1 That Old Black Magic - Frank Sinatra

Abracadabra! Poof!... She's gone, an' so's yer dog, yer truck, an' that $32.50 you been savin' toward a new flush toilet.

Wimmens!... Tell ya, man cain't hardly seem t'git ahead, all fer gettin' a little behind.

2 Wet T-Shirt Nite - Frank Zappa
3 Thank You Mr. Poobah - The Paul Butterfield Blues Band
4 Love Me Like a Man - Bonnie Raitt
5 Nag - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
6 Take It to the Limit - Eagles
7 Five Years - David Bowie

...Probably for making ridiculous lists... - Britgirl

8 Come On In My Kitchen - Johnny Winter

The ol' "come-on-in-the-kitchen" ploy. Ply a man with hot cakes 'n' bacon fat, then help yerself t'his utensils... Evil.

9 Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles

It's not her fault. It was the cheap Finishing School For Cross-Eyed Girls her parents sent her to to cure her lisp. - Britgirl

10 Shout! - The Isley Brothers

The Contenders

11 Rock and Roll All Nite - Kiss
12 Make Me Smile - Chicago

She doth? And to think all this time the lady thought you had wind. - Britgirl

DAT be totally 'side (or behind) the point.

13 Pop that Thang - The Isley Brothers
14 Just Like a Woman - Bob Dylan

Maybe. Butchyou be checkin' that Adam's apple, jes d'same.

15 Miss You - Rolling Stones

Ditto.

16 Wear You Out - Buddy Guy

What am I, a mink?

17 Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo - Johnny Winter
18 Whip It - Devo
19 Play that Funky Music - Wild Cherry

Yah, you know she do, white boy. - Britgirl

20 Bang a Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex
21 Chick-A-Boom (Don't Ya Jes' Love It) - Daddy Dewdrop
22 Let the Good Times Roll - Muddy Waters
23 Dust My Broom - Elmore James
24 Mess Around - Ray Charles
25 Just What I Needed - The Cars

Ain' nuthin' here be hard to reach.

Used a toilet duck for that hard-to-reach place? - Britgirl

26 Feel Like Making Love - Bad Company
27 Touch Me in the Morning - Diana Ross
28 Imagine - John Lennon
29 Smile Like a Donut - The Ernies
30 Say It Ain't So - Weezer
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1. Thank You Mr. Poobah - The Paul Butterfield Blues Band
2. Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles
3. Shout! - The Isley Brothers
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1. That Old Black Magic - Frank Sinatra
2. Wet T-Shirt Nite - Frank Zappa
3. Love Me Like a Man - Bonnie Raitt
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