Top Ten Song Titles to Finish Shakespeare's Quote: "The lady doth..."
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." from Hamlet. The quote doth need a revamp, methinks. I've added ten that came to mind as I compiled this list. You may have far superior, funnier, weirder ones of your own to add - if so, please do feel free. The funnier and cleverer the, uh, betterer :)The Top Ten
1 Thank You Mr. Poobah - The Paul Butterfield Blues Band
2 Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles
It's not her fault. It was the cheap Finishing School For Cross-Eyed Girls her parents sent her to to cure her lisp.
3 Shout! - The Isley Brothers
4 Rock and Roll All Nite - Kiss
5 Come On In My Kitchen - Johnny Winter
The ol' "come-on-in-the-kitchen" ploy. Ply a man with hot cakes 'n' bacon fat, then help yerself t'his utensils... Evil.
6 Make Me Smile - Chicago
She doth? And to think all this time the lady thought you had wind.
DAT be totally 'side (or behind) the point.
7 That Old Black Magic - Frank Sinatra
Abracadabra! Poof!... She's gone, an' so's yer dog, yer truck, an' that $32.50 you been savin' toward a new flush toilet.
Wimmens!... Tell ya, man cain't hardly seem t'git ahead, all fer gettin' a little behind.
8 Take It to the Limit - Eagles
9 Wet T-Shirt Nite - Frank Zappa
10 Pop that Thang - The Isley Brothers
The Contenders
11 Love Me Like a Man - Bonnie Raitt
12 Nag - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
13 Five Years - David Bowie
14 Wear You Out - Buddy Guy
15 Miss You - Rolling Stones
16 Just Like a Woman - Bob Dylan
17 Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo - Johnny Winter
18 Whip It - Devo
19 Play that Funky Music - Wild Cherry
Yah, you know she do, white boy.
20 Bang a Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex
21 Chick-A-Boom (Don't Ya Jes' Love It) - Daddy Dewdrop
22 Let the Good Times Roll - Muddy Waters
23 Dust My Broom - Elmore James
24 Mess Around - Ray Charles
25 Just What I Needed - The Cars
Used a toilet duck for that hard-to-reach place?
Ain' nuthin' here be hard to reach.
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