Top Ten Song Titles to Finish Shakespeare's Quote: "The lady doth..."Britgirl "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." from Hamlet. The quote doth need a revamp, methinks. I've added ten that came to mind as I compiled this list. You may have far superior, funnier, weirder ones of your own to add - if so, please do feel free. The funnier and cleverer the, uh, betterer :)
The Top Ten
Abracadabra! Poof!... She's gone, an' so's yer dog, yer truck, an' that $32.50 you been savin' toward a new flush toilet.
Wimmens!... Tell ya, man cain't hardly seem t'git ahead, all fer gettin' a little behind.
...Probably for making ridiculous lists... - Britgirl
The ol' "come-on-in-the-kitchen" ploy. Ply a man with hot cakes 'n' bacon fat, then help yerself t'his utensils... Evil.
It's not her fault. It was the cheap Finishing School For Cross-Eyed Girls her parents sent her to to cure her lisp. - Britgirl
She doth? And to think all this time the lady thought you had wind. - Britgirl
DAT be totally 'side (or behind) the point.
Maybe. Butchyou be checkin' that Adam's apple, jes d'same.
What am I, a mink?
Yah, you know she do, white boy. - Britgirl
Ain' nuthin' here be hard to reach.
Used a toilet duck for that hard-to-reach place? - Britgirl
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