Top Ten Song Titles Which Explain Randy Travis' "Reasons I Cheat"Britgirl Possible reasons why Randy Travis cheats (his words, not mine) Feel free to give him reasons of your own :)
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Carpal tunnel? :).
Haha CTS... a man's alibi for honestly saying "I haven't actually been cheating on you, my sweet"... :). - Britgirl
So, then, she does?
But she can seize yer... luggage... 'til you change yer mind.
We had a gal like that down to Soggy Bottom. Ev'body call'er Sandpaper Sue;).
Hmm...the old classic "My wife doesn't understand me." - Britgirl
Because she's stone deaf, AND speaks Esperanto:).
Q: Why do men get out of bed at night?
A: To go home. - Britgirl
What's sauce for the goose is a slander on the gander? Ah think not.
Rabbits can never seem to remember which hole is home either. - Britgirl
"Might be your hare, I don't know."
Well if that's the case..."Hey, man you can't lickety split." :). - Britgirl
"Cause there's a hare down there,
Might be your hare, I don'know":).
Ha! Good choice. - Britgirl
I'm surprised he could even raise his glass, let alone anything else when drunk. Not once the old Brewers Droop kicks in :). - Britgirl
Randy old Travis... did you say this to your wife AND your lover? - Britgirl
Guess who's playing' harp?
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2. I Can't Help Myself - Four Tops
3. Feel Like Making Love - Bad Company