Top 10 Song Titles that Would Make Amusing Epitaphs

I made this list for fun, obviously.
Imagine you approach somebody's stone and you read some of these:

The Top Ten

1 You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly - Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn

That's harsh... and funny - Metal_Treasure

2 I Wiped My Bum Too Much - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

Was this the cause of death? - Metal_Treasure

3 Stop Reading, Start Doing Pushups - D.R.U.G.S.

I am reading an epitaph that tells me to stop reading?... And start doing pushups? LOL - Metal_Treasure

4 Bring Me to Life - Evanescence
5 Keep Your Hands Off My Girl - Good Charlotte

Some rivalries never die... - Metal_Treasure

6 Ha Ha You're Dead - Green Day

Me dead? I think it's you but... Whatever. - Metal_Treasure

7 Everything You Know Is Wrong - Weird Al Yankovic
8 F**k You and All Your Friends - Falling In Reverse
9 The Mighty Masturbator - Devin Townsend Project
10 Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood & the Destroyers

The Contenders

11 Wife Beater - Young Money
12 Womanizer - Britney Spears
13 It's My Life - Bon Jovi
14 I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers
15 This Heart Attack - Faker
16 Toilet Paper Stuck In My Butt - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
17 I'll Sue Ya - Weird Al Yankovic

Why so mean? - Metal_Treasure

18 Everytime I Die - Children of Bodom

Was this your last time? - Metal_Treasure

19 I Died for You - Iced Earth

I didn't know you died for me but now I know - Metal_Treasure

20 See You on the Other Side - Ozzy Osbourne
21 I Am Jesus - Infant Sorrow
22 I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Gayle Peevey
23 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Miranda Lambert
24 Rape Me - Nirvana
25 Welcome to Your Death (W.T.Y.D.) - Annihilator
26 Kickstart My Heart - Motley Crue
27 If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? - Mental as Anything
28 Grave of the Addicted - Grave Digger
29 All Your Fault - Big Sean
30 Born Dead Buried Alive - Hypocrisy
31 Die, Die My Darling - The Misfits
32 Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppelin
33 Shallow Grave - Annihilator
34 Wherever I May Roam - Metallica
35 Masturbating the War God - Nile
36 I Stab People - Insane Clown Posse
37 I Kill Children - Dead Kennedys
38 Schizos (Are Never Alone) Parts I & II - Annihilator
39 Wake Up Dead - Megadeth
40 Criteria for a Black Widow - Annihilator
41 (I Just) Died In Your Arms - Cutting Crew
42 Skeleton On Your Shoulder - Coroner
43 Sorrow of the Dead - Grave Digger
44 She's Got a Ring in His Nose and a Ring on Her Hand - Savoy Brown
45 The Art of Dying - Gojira
46 Hell of Disillusion - Grave Digger
47 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
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Top Remixes

1. You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly - Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn
2. I Wiped My Bum Too Much - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
3. Stop Reading, Start Doing Pushups - D.R.U.G.S.


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