Top 10 Song Titles that Would Make Amusing Epitaphs

I made this list for fun, obviously.
Imagine you approach somebody's stone and you read some of these:
The Top Ten
1 You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly - Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn

That's harsh... and funny

2 I Wiped My Bum Too Much - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

Was this the cause of death?

3 Stop Reading, Start Doing Pushups - D.R.U.G.S.

I am reading an epitaph that tells me to stop reading?... And start doing pushups? LOL

4 Bring Me to Life - Evanescence
5 Keep Your Hands Off My Girl - Good Charlotte

Some rivalries never die...

6 Ha Ha You're Dead - Green Day

Me dead? I think it's you but... Whatever.

7 Everything You Know Is Wrong - Weird Al Yankovic
8 F**k You and All Your Friends - Falling In Reverse
9 The Mighty Masturbator - Devin Townsend Project
10 Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood & the Destroyers
The Contenders
11 Wife Beater - Young Money
12 Womanizer - Britney Spears
13 It's My Life - Bon Jovi
14 I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers
15 This Heart Attack - Faker
16 Toilet Paper Stuck In My Butt - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
17 I'll Sue Ya - Weird Al Yankovic
18 Everytime I Die - Children of Bodom

Was this your last time?

19 I Died for You - Iced Earth

I didn't know you died for me but now I know

20 See You on the Other Side - Ozzy Osbourne
21 I Am Jesus - Infant Sorrow
22 I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Gayle Peevey
23 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Miranda Lambert
24 Rape Me - Nirvana
25 Welcome to Your Death (W.T.Y.D.) - Annihilator
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