Top 10 Song Titles You Don't Want to Hear Somebody Say to You

Imagine somebody approaches you and says "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk'.

Could be a stranger, parent, sibling, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, classmate, partner or bully but you definitely don't wanna hear these phrases.

The Top Ten

1 Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk - Frank Zappa

I'm Jesus' messenger and he wants me to tell you he thinks you're a jerk, but in my opinion you're not a jerk at all. Just a big prick.

Jesus can think whatever he likes about me. Although fictional characters usually aren't that concerned. - PositronWildhawk

Satan confirmed. - Powerfulgirl10

2 Gimme Your Money Please - Bachman-Turner Overdrive

I would SO say this to my relatives. They're so cheap to me.

@Britgirl - haha, yes, they are polite. Canadians are (usually) polite. This is a Canadian band. - Metal_Treasure

At least they said "Gimme Your Money Please" instead of "Gimme yo money ya filthy bag" or something like that. - Powerfulgirl10

At least they're polite about their intentions. - Britgirl

3 You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty

Umm... I didn't even know you and I had kids... - PositronWildhawk

4 I Ate Your Horse - A*** C***

Oh no, I loved my horse... - Metal_Treasure

5 Brush Yourself Off - NIIC
6 Where's My Sex? - Weezer

Acquire a microscope, take it with you in the shower, and find out for yourself, my good friend. - PositronWildhawk

Thanks PositronWildhawk, you solved the problem scientifically, with a... microscope, haha - Metal_Treasure

7 Everyday I Love You Less and Less - Kaiser Chiefs
8 Do I Creep You Out - Weird Al Yankovic
9 You Suck - Strapping Young Lad
10 Go to Hell - Alice Cooper

You mean to your home?...Nope - Ananya

The Contenders

11 Rape Me - Nirvana

Um...take me to dinner first? - cjWriter1997

Umm... Maybe when I'm older...? - Powerfulgirl10

12 Stop Forwarding that Crap to Me - Weird Al Yankovic
13 Loser - Beck
14 Why Don't You Get a Job - The Offspring

I'm not old enough to get one. - Powerfulgirl10

15 American Idiot - Green Day
16 Die, Die My Darling - The Misfits
17 Ha Ha You're Dead - Green Day

Someone added this to my Fitting Song Titles for Pregnancies list. That actually really hurt me. - Britgirl

18 Are You The Rabbit? - Marilyn Manson

"Hey, I know my front teeth are big but this goes too far! " - Martin_Canine

19 God Hates Your Outfit - Jeffree Star

I'm an atheist so it won't matter to me but if I were religious, I would be depressed. - Martin_Canine

20 I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers
21 If It Wasn't for Date Rape - Sublime
22 It's the End of the World as We Know It - R.E.M.

I think I would rather be called a loser than this.

23 I Hate You - Slayer
24 I Hope You Die - Bloodhound Gang
25 F*** You and All Your Friends - Falling in Reverse
26 Who Do You Think You are? - Spice Girls
27 Loving You's a Dirty Job But Somebody's Gotta Do It - Bonnie Tyler
28 F*** U - Archive

Not only the title, the whole lyrics, although they could be interpreted in different ways... Great song and great band! - Lotuscandy

29 F**K You - Damageplan
30 F*** You - Cee-Lo Green
31 I Kill Children - Dead Kennedys

I really don't wanna hear this confession. - Metal_Treasure

32 I Want to Kill You - Powerman 5000
33 Run for Your Life - The Beatles

What's gonna happen? Is a big tornado gonna wipe me out? - Powerfulgirl10

34 You're Going to Lose that Girl

I wouldn't want to hear that - fruitslicer2000

35 Why Don't We Do It in the Road - The Beatles

In only a very specific scenario is this acceptable - fruitslicer2000

36 They Don't Care About Us - Michael Jackson
37 (You're The) Devil in Disguise - Elvis Presley

I didn't know I was Satan. - Powerfulgirl10

38 Canadian Idiot - Weird Al Yankovic
39 Ur So Gay - Katy Perry
40 You're So Vain - Carly Simon
41 Now that We're Dead - Metallica
42 I Don't Love You Anymore - Teddy Pendergrass
43 I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
44 Sick of You - Gwar
45 Nobody Like You - Limp Bizkit
46 You're No Good - Linda Ronstadt
47 Can't Stand You - Slayer
48 Get a Life - Limp Bizkit

Fred durst needs to get a life

But I have a life... - Powerfulgirl10

49 Kill You - Eminem
50 F**K You - Lily Allen
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