Top 10 Song Titles You Don't Want to Hear Somebody Say to YouImagine somebody approaches you and says "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk'.
Could be a stranger, parent, sibling, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, classmate, partner or bully but you definitely don't wanna hear these phrases.
The Top Ten
I'm Jesus' messenger and he wants me to tell you he thinks you're a jerk, but in my opinion you're not a jerk at all. Just a big prick.
Jesus can think whatever he likes about me. Although fictional characters usually aren't that concerned. - PositronWildhawk
Satan confirmed. - Powerfulgirl10
I would SO say this to my relatives. They're so cheap to me.
@Britgirl - haha, yes, they are polite. Canadians are (usually) polite. This is a Canadian band. - Metal_Treasure
At least they said "Gimme Your Money Please" instead of "Gimme yo money ya filthy bag" or something like that. - Powerfulgirl10
At least they're polite about their intentions. - Britgirl
Umm... I didn't even know you and I had kids... - PositronWildhawk
Oh no, I loved my horse... - Metal_Treasure
Acquire a microscope, take it with you in the shower, and find out for yourself, my good friend. - PositronWildhawk
Thanks PositronWildhawk, you solved the problem scientifically, with a... microscope, haha - Metal_Treasure
You mean to your home?...Nope - Ananya
Um...take me to dinner first? - cjWriter1997
Umm... Maybe when I'm older...? - Powerfulgirl10
I'm not old enough to get one. - Powerfulgirl10
Someone added this to my Fitting Song Titles for Pregnancies list. That actually really hurt me. - Britgirl
"Hey, I know my front teeth are big but this goes too far! " - Martin_Canine
I'm an atheist so it won't matter to me but if I were religious, I would be depressed. - Martin_Canine
I think I would rather be called a loser than this.
Not only the title, the whole lyrics, although they could be interpreted in different ways... Great song and great band! - Lotuscandy
I really don't wanna hear this confession. - Metal_Treasure
What's gonna happen? Is a big tornado gonna wipe me out? - Powerfulgirl10
I wouldn't want to hear that - fruitslicer2000
In only a very specific scenario is this acceptable - fruitslicer2000
I didn't know I was Satan. - Powerfulgirl10
Fred durst needs to get a life
But I have a life... - Powerfulgirl10