Top 10 Song Titles You Don't Want to Hear Somebody Saying Them to You

Imagine somebody approaches you and says "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk'.
Could be a stranger, parent, sibling, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, classmate, partner or bully but you definitely don't wanna hear these phrases.

The Top Ten

1 Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk - Frank Zappa

Jesus can think whatever he likes about me. Although fictional characters usually aren't that concerned. - PositronWildhawk

He would, because I don't believe in him. - Lucretia

Satan confirmed. - Powerfulgirl10

2 Gimme Your Money Please - Bachman-Turner Overdrive

@Britgirl - haha, yes, they are polite. Canadians are (usually) polite. This is a Canadian band. - Metal_Treasure

At least they said "Gimme Your Money Please" instead of "Gimme yo money ya filthy bag" or something like that. - Powerfulgirl10

At least they're polite about their intentions. - Britgirl

If you hear this, you are in trouble. - Metal_Treasure

3 You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty

Umm... I didn't even know you and I had kids... - PositronWildhawk

My brother is very ugly, that's why he wants to adopt. - Lucretia

4 I Ate Your Horse - A*** C***

Oh no, I loved my horse... - Metal_Treasure

5 Brush Yourself Off - NIIC
6 Everyday I Love You Less and Less - Kaiser Chiefs

I don't care though. - Lucretia

7 Where's My Sex? - Weezer

Acquire a microscope, take it with you in the shower, and find out for yourself, my good friend. - PositronWildhawk

Thanks PositronWildhawk, you solved the problem scientifically, with a... microscope, haha - Metal_Treasure

8 Do I Creep You Out - Weird Al Yankovic
9 You Suck - Strapping Young Lad
10 Stop Forwarding that Crap to Me - Weird Al Yankovic

The Contenders

11 Loser - Beck
12 Why Don't You Get a Job - The Offspring

Because my mom won't let me. And 14 year olds can't get jobs... - Lucretia

I'm not old enough to get one. - Powerfulgirl10

13 American Idiot - Green Day

This song is appearently about Bush, but Trump is a equal idiot. Do people say this to Trump I wonder.. - Lucretia

14 Die, Die My Darling - The Misfits
15 Go to Hell - Alice Cooper

You mean to your home?...Nope - Ananya

16 Rape Me - Nirvana

Um...take me to dinner first? - cjWriter1997

Umm... Maybe when I'm older...? - Powerfulgirl10

17 Are You The Rabbit? - Marilyn Manson

"Hey, I know my front teeth are big but this goes too far! " - Martin_Canine

18 God Hates Your Outfit - Jeffree Star

I'm an atheist so it won't matter to me but if I were religious, I would be depressed. - Martin_Canine

19 I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers
20 I Hate You - Slayer

My brother says that to me all the time... does he forget I am three years older then him? - Lucretia

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Top Remixes

1. Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk - Frank Zappa
2. Gimme Your Money Please - Bachman-Turner Overdrive
3. You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty



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