Top 10 Song Titles You Don't Want to Hear Somebody Say to You

Imagine somebody approaches you and says "Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk'.

Could be a stranger, parent, sibling, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, classmate, partner or bully but you definitely don't wanna hear these phrases.
The Top Ten
1 Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk - Frank Zappa

I'm Jesus' messenger and he wants me to tell you he thinks you're a jerk, but in my opinion you're not a jerk at all. Just a big prick.

Jesus can think whatever he likes about me. Although fictional characters usually aren't that concerned.

Satan confirmed.

2 You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty

Umm... I didn't even know you and I had kids...

3 Gimme Your Money Please - Bachman-Turner Overdrive

At least they said "Gimme Your Money Please" instead of "Gimme yo money ya filthy bag" or something like that.

@Britgirl - haha, yes, they are polite. Canadians are (usually) polite. This is a Canadian band.

I would SO say this to my relatives. They're so cheap to me.

At least they're polite about their intentions.

4 American Idiot - Green Day
5 (You're The) Devil in Disguise - Elvis Presley

I didn't know I was Satan.

6 I Ate Your Horse - A*** C***

Oh no, I loved my horse...

7 All Your Fault - Big Sean
8 Are You The Rabbit? - Marilyn Manson

"Hey, I know my front teeth are big but this goes too far! "

9 Are You Dead Yet? - Children of Bodom
10 Brush Yourself Off - NIIC
The Contenders
11 You Suck - Strapping Young Lad
12 Where's My Sex? - Weezer

Acquire a microscope, take it with you in the shower, and find out for yourself, my good friend.

Thanks PositronWildhawk, you solved the problem scientifically, with a... microscope, haha

13 Everyday I Love You Less and Less - Kaiser Chiefs
14 Baby I'm Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppelin
15 Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter - Iron Maiden

A couple things. I feel like it could be a lot higher than 87. Also this song was somehow a number one hit in the UK which is pretty bizarre to me.

16 Loser - Beck
17 Why Don't You Get a Job - The Offspring

I'm not old enough to get one.

18 Go to Hell - Alice Cooper

You mean to your home?...Nope

19 Rape Me - Nirvana

Um...take me to dinner first?

Umm... Maybe when I'm older...?

20 Call Me Master - Blood On the Dance Floor
21 Do I Creep You Out - Weird Al Yankovic
22 Can't Stand You - Slayer
23 Stop Forwarding that Crap to Me - Weird Al Yankovic
24 Die, Die My Darling - The Misfits
25 Ha Ha You're Dead - Green Day

Someone added this to my Fitting Song Titles for Pregnancies list. That actually really hurt me.

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