Top Ten Song Titles You Shouldn't Say on a First Date with the Person of Your Dreams

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The Top Ten

1 I Stab People - Insane Clown Posse

Well, if you're looking for something you two have in common, you might as well dish this out. - PositronWildhawk

2 Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie

Yes

3 No Need for Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You on the Backs of Toilet Doors - Bring Me the Horizon
4 I Am Jesus - Infant Sorrow

Interesting evening of questions awaits... - Britgirl

5 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
6 Do Me Like a Caveman - Edguy
7 Rape Me - Nirvana
8 Aren't You a Little Pervert Too? - Edguy
9 Call Me Master - Blood On the Dance Floor

You never know; they might be sitting, gazing at you over a romantic candlelit dinner, thinking: "Please say to me 'call me the Master.' Please..." Try it, it could change your whole life. It could...! - Britgirl

It depends where you met that person. If it was in an internet forum for certain kinks, it might work. - Martin_Canine

10 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin

The Contenders

11 Come to Daddy - Aphex Twin
12 Mutilation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery - Marilyn Manson
13 Love and Marriage - Frank Sinatra
14 Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - Bloodhound Gang Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - Bloodhound Gang
15 Toilet Paper Stuck in My Butt - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
16 Gimme Good Sex - E-Rotic
17 I Luv Your Girl - The-Dream
18 I Kill Children - Dead Kennedys
19 I Ate Your Horse - A*** C***

You can pay for its vet bills, then. - Britgirl

20 I Am a God - Kanye West
21 I Pooped On Santa's Lap - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
22 I Wiped My Bum Too Much - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
23 I Don't Need a Man - The Pussycat Dolls
24 No Hard Feelings - Bloodhound Gang
25 Go Home Girl - Jayyvon
26 Let's Pretend We're Married - Prince
27 Welcome to Heartbreak - Kanye West
28 See You in My Nightmares - Kanye West
29 I Luv Dem Strippers - 2 Chainz
30 Move Your Ass - Scooter
31 Your Love is My Drug - Ke$ha
32 Do Me, Baby - Prince
33 I Don't F*** with You - Big Sean
34 (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear - Elvis Presley
35 Are You Lonesome Tonight? - Elvis Presley
36 I Need Your Love Tonight - Elvis Presley
37 Talk Dirty to Me - Poison
38 Talk Dirty - Jason Derulo
39 Tell Laura I Love Her - Ray Peterson
40 A** Like That - Eminem
41 Lick It Up - Kiss
42 Fake It - Seether
43 Slide It In - Whitesnake
44 Get Down, Make Love - Nine Inch Nails
45 Porn Star Dancing - My Darkest Days
46 Scream for My Icecream - Blood on the Dance Floor
47 Sweetest Ass in the World - Alex C.
48 Swallow This Nut - Insane Clown Posse
49 Why Don't We Do It In the Road? - The Beatles
50 I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers
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1. Mutilation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery - Marilyn Manson
2. I Stab People - Insane Clown Posse
3. Rape Me - Nirvana
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1. No Need for Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You on the Backs of Toilet Doors - Bring Me the Horizon
2. Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie
3. I Stab People - Insane Clown Posse
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