Top Ten Song Titles You Shouldn't Say on a First Date with the Person of Your Dreams

The Top Ten
1 I Stab People - Insane Clown Posse

Well, if you're looking for something you two have in common, you might as well dish this out.

But what if you and your date were discussing what songs should not be said on a first day?

2 Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie
3 No Need for Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You on the Backs of Toilet Doors - Bring Me the Horizon
4 I Am Jesus - Infant Sorrow

Interesting evening of questions awaits...

5 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
6 Do Me Like a Caveman - Edguy
7 Rape Me - Nirvana
8 Aren't You a Little Pervert Too? - Edguy
9 Call Me Master - Blood On the Dance Floor

You never know; they might be sitting, gazing at you over a romantic candlelit dinner, thinking: "Please say to me 'call me the Master.' Please..." Try it, it could change your whole life. It could...!

10 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin
The Contenders
11 Come to Daddy - Aphex Twin
12 Mutilation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery - Marilyn Manson
13 Love and Marriage - Frank Sinatra
14 Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - Bloodhound Gang
15 Toilet Paper Stuck in My Butt - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
16 Gimme Good Sex - E-Rotic
17 I Luv Your Girl - The-Dream
18 I Kill Children - Dead Kennedys
19 I Ate Your Horse - A*** C***

You can pay for its vet bills, then.

20 I Am a God - Kanye West
21 Slide It In - Whitesnake
22 I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers
23 I Pooped On Santa's Lap - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
24 I Wiped My Bum Too Much - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
25 I Don't Need a Man - The Pussycat Dolls
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