Top Ten Song Titles You Shouldn't Say on a First Date with the Person of Your Dreams

The Top Ten Song Titles You Shouldn't Say on a First Date with the Person of Your Dreams

1 I Stab People - Insane Clown Posse

But what if you and your date were discussing what songs should not be said on a first day? - ParasN2000

Well, if you're looking for something you two have in common, you might as well dish this out. - PositronWildhawk

2 Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie
3 No Need for Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You on the Backs of Toilet Doors - Bring Me the Horizon
4 I Am Jesus - Infant Sorrow

Interesting evening of questions awaits... - Britgirl

5 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
6 Do Me Like a Caveman - Edguy
7 Rape Me - Nirvana
8 Aren't You a Little Pervert Too? - Edguy
9 Call Me Master - Blood On the Dance Floor

You never know; they might be sitting, gazing at you over a romantic candlelit dinner, thinking: "Please say to me 'call me the Master.' Please..." Try it, it could change your whole life. It could...! - Britgirl

It depends where you met that person. If it was in an internet forum for certain kinks, it might work. - Martin_Canine

10 Show Me Yo' Bootyhole - Saosin

The Contenders

11 Come to Daddy - Aphex Twin
12 Mutilation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery - Marilyn Manson
13 Love and Marriage - Frank Sinatra
14 Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - Bloodhound Gang
15 Toilet Paper Stuck in My Butt - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
16 Gimme Good Sex - E-Rotic
17 I Luv Your Girl - The-Dream
18 I Kill Children - Dead Kennedys
19 I Ate Your Horse - A*** C***

You can pay for its vet bills, then. - Britgirl

20 I Am a God - Kanye West
21 Slide It In - Whitesnake
22 I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley & The Wailers
23 I Pooped On Santa's Lap - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
24 I Wiped My Bum Too Much - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
25 I Don't Need a Man - The Pussycat Dolls
26 No Hard Feelings - Bloodhound Gang
27 Go Home Girl - Jayyvon
28 Let's Pretend We're Married - Prince
29 Welcome to Heartbreak - Kanye West
30 See You in My Nightmares - Kanye West
31 I Luv Dem Strippers - 2 Chainz
32 Move Your Ass - Scooter
33 Your Love is My Drug - Ke$ha
34 Do Me, Baby - Prince
35 I Don't F*** with You - Big Sean
36 (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear - Elvis Presley
37 Are You Lonesome Tonight? - Elvis Presley
38 I Need Your Love Tonight - Elvis Presley
39 Talk Dirty to Me - Poison
40 Talk Dirty - Jason Derulo
41 Tell Laura I Love Her - Ray Peterson
42 A** Like That - Eminem
43 Lick It Up - Kiss
44 Fake It - Seether
45 Get Down, Make Love - Nine Inch Nails
46 Porn Star Dancing - My Darkest Days
47 Scream for My Icecream - Blood on the Dance Floor
48 Sweetest Ass in the World - Alex C.
49 Swallow This Nut - Insane Clown Posse
50 Why Don't We Do It In the Road? - The Beatles
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