Top 10 Songs About Sex that Aren't Sexy

Metal_Treasure
This list is the opposite of my list Top 10 Sexy Sounding Songs that Aren't About Sex

The Top Ten

1 Fack - Eminem

Certainly isn't sexy

2 Slob on My Knob - Tear Da Club Up Thugs
3 Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection) - Ninja Sex Party
4 Scream for My Icecream - Blood On the Dance Floor

Ew.I hate BOTDF.This is their worst song. - DarkBoi-X

One of the worst songs I've ever listened.

The thing about both Blood on the Dance Floor and E-Rotic is that I can't really tell if their sex songs are supposed to be sexy/erotic or just novelty songs. I'd go with the latter, because Dahvie showed on the Sinners are Winners song "The Invocation" that he knows exactly how to build up an erotic atmosphere using his voice. - Martin_Canine

5 Seven Words - Tech N9ne

Come on Tech N9ne, you can do better than this (‘cause he’s awesome). - PhoenixAura81

Welcome to the sextion, where it's all about sex
If horny is what you're looking for
Well this is the place
The sextion
[CHORUS]
It's seven words I wanna say to you
Love it when you suck my d*ck
It's the best thing in my world - Metal_Treasure

6 I'm In It - Kanye West
7 P**sy Wet - Gucci Mane
8 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island

We don’t care! - PhoenixAura81

9 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

People loved this song back when I was in middle school, and every time I heard it back then I wanted to go deaf. - RogerWatersfan1999

This ain't sexy... and I know it - christangrant

10 Sexyback - Justin Timberlake

I actually think his delivery and the production do make it sound kind of sexy. The distortion effect kinds of adds to it. I can't put my finger on why that is so though. - Martin_Canine

Music doesn't sound sexy to me at all. Unfortunately the sexy images in the video can't make music sound sexy - images and music are just 2 different things. - Metal_Treasure

I really don't like this song because Justin Timberlake has an annoying voice and it's really repetitive.

The Contenders

11 Rock You Like a Hurricane - The Scorpions

Good song, but WAY too catchy to be sexy.

This song isn’t sexy (no song is), but it’s AWESOME! - PhoenixAura81

12 Stimulated - Tyga

It's a song about pedophilia.

Need I say more?

13 Sexting - Blood on the Dance Floor

More like annoying and retared

14 Cherry Pie - Warrant

I don't see the appeal behind this. It's not sexy nor clever at all. Plus, it was written in 15 minutes to appease the record executives. - Gg2000

15 Ass Like That - Eminem
16 Birthday Cake - Rihanna

Because nothing is sexier than lyrics that make you think of the time that Chris Brown beat up Rihanna, right?

That was sarcasm by the way.

17 Daddy - Korn

Really good and very disturbing song. This is about a traumatizing experience. - PhoenixAura81

18 Drips - Eminem
19 Stapleton Sex - GFK
20 Lollipop - Lil Wayne
21 I Will - Danny Brown
22 Sarah - Tyler, the Creator
23 King Kong - E-Rotic King Kong - E-Rotic
24 Frosty - Afroman
25 Fritz Love My Tits - E-Rotic
26 I'm Lovin' (L.R.H.P.) - Jimi Blue I'm Lovin' (L.R.H.P.) - Jimi Blue
27 Gimme Good Sex - E-Rotic
28 Deepthroat - Cupcakke
29 Hanky Spanky - Sex Appeal
30 Cheery Pie - Warrant
31 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry

One of the most boring sex songs I've ever heard.

32 Wet the Bed - Chris Brown

A sex song should make you say "Ooooh, yeeeaah! " This song makes me say "Eeew, yuck! "

Who is this song supposed to appeal to? People who have urine fetishes?

33 On Sight - Kanye West
34 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
35 Ten Year Old F*** - GG Allin
36 F*** a Dog - Blink 182
37 I C** Blood - Cannibal Corpse
38 Mechanix - Megadeth
39 Daddy (Demo) - Korn
40 Spiel Mit Mir - Rammstein
41 Love Me - Lil Wayne
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