Top 10 Songs About Sex that Aren't Sexy

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This list is the opposite of my list Top 10 Sexy Sounding Songs that Aren't About Sex

The Top Ten

1 Fack - Eminem

Certainly isn't sexy

2 Scream for My Icecream - Blood On the Dance Floor

One of the worst songs I've ever listened. - Kiyomi

The thing about both Blood on the Dance Floor and E-Rotic is that I can't really tell if their sex songs are supposed to be sexy/erotic or just novelty songs. I'd go with the latter, because Dahvie showed on the Sinners are Winners song "The Invocation" that he knows exactly how to build up an erotic atmosphere using his voice. - Martin_Canine

3 Slob on My Knob - Tear Da Club Up Thugs
4 Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection) - Ninja Sex Party
5 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

This ain't sexy... and I know it - christangrant

6 Seven Words - Tech N9ne

Welcome to the sextion, where it's all about sex
If horny is what you're looking for
Well this is the place
The sextion
[CHORUS]
It's seven words I wanna say to you
Love it when you suck my d*ck
It's the best thing in my world - Metal_Treasure

7 Sexting - Blood on the Dance Floor
8 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
9 I'm In It - Kanye West
10 P**sy Wet - Gucci Mane

The Newcomers

? Wet the Bed - Chris Brown

A sex song should make you say "Ooooh, yeeeaah! " This song makes me say "Eeew, yuck! "

Who is this song supposed to appeal to? People who have urine fetishes?

? Birthday Cake - Rihanna

Because nothing is sexier than lyrics that make you think of the time that Chris Brown beat up Rihanna, right?

That was sarcasm by the way.

The Contenders

11 Cherry Pie - Warrant
12 Rock You Like a Hurricane - The Scorpions
13 Ass Like That - Eminem
14 Sexyback - Justin Timberlake

I actually think his delivery and the production do make it sound kind of sexy. The distortion effect kinds of adds to it. I can't put my finger on why that is so though. - Martin_Canine

Music doesn't sound sexy to me at all. Unfortunately the sexy images in the video can't make music sound sexy - images and music are just 2 different things. - Metal_Treasure

I really don't like this song because Justin Timberlake has an annoying voice and it's really repetitive. - lovefrombadlands

15 Stimulated - Tyga

It's a song about pedophilia.

Need I say more?

16 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry

One of the most boring sex songs I've ever heard.

17 Drips - Eminem
18 Stapleton Sex - GFK
19 Lollipop - Lil Wayne
20 I Will - Danny Brown
21 Sarah - Tyler, the Creator
22 King Kong - E-Rotic King Kong - E-Rotic
23 Frosty - Afroman
24 Fritz Love My Tits - E-Rotic
25 I'm Lovin' (L.R.H.P.) - Jimi Blue I'm Lovin' (L.R.H.P.) - Jimi Blue
26 Gimme Good Sex - E-Rotic
27 Deepthroat - Cupcakke
28 Hanky Spanky - Sex Appeal
29 Cheery Pie - Warrant
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Top Remixes

1. Sexting - Blood on the Dance Floor
2. Scream for My Icecream - Blood On the Dance Floor
3. Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
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1. Fack - Eminem
2. Slob on My Knob - Tear Da Club Up Thugs
3. Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection) - Ninja Sex Party
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