Top 10 Songs About Sex that Aren't Sexy

Certainly isn't sexy

The thing about both Blood on the Dance Floor and E-Rotic is that I can't really tell if their sex songs are supposed to be sexy/erotic or just novelty songs. I'd go with the latter, because Dahvie showed on the Sinners are Winners song "The Invocation" that he knows exactly how to build up an erotic atmosphere using his voice.

Any song made by Blood On the Dance Floor is the opposite of sexy. They are a revolting band.

One of the worst songs I've ever listened.

Funny title for a song though.

People loved this song back when I was in middle school, and every time I heard it back then I wanted to go deaf.

This song and the music video definitely aren't sexy and I know it. (Don't watch the music video guys)

This ain't sexy... and I know it

Good song, but WAY too catchy to be sexy.

I actually think his delivery and the production do make it sound kind of sexy. The distortion effect kinds of adds to it. I can't put my finger on why that is so though.

Music doesn't sound sexy to me at all. Unfortunately the sexy images in the video can't make music sound sexy - images and music are just 2 different things.

I really don't like this song because Justin Timberlake has an annoying voice and it's really repetitive.

Nothing sexy about this song.

Really good and very disturbing song. This is about a traumatizing experience.

The lyrics are too awkward to really be sexy plus Ed Sheeran just isn't very convincing in his performance.

I don't see the appeal behind this. It's not sexy nor clever at all. Plus, it was written in 15 minutes to appease the record executives.

What is with the album picture?

One of the most boring sex songs I've ever heard.