Top Ten Songs That The Beatles May Have Written If They Were Fat

The Top Ten

1 Strawberry Shortcake Forever

2 Sgt. Pepperoni's Lonely Gastric Band

I laughed at this.

3 Lucy Eating Pie With Doughnuts

Lucy is so lucky.

4 Eight Pies A Week

5 The Food On The Hill

6 I Ate A Walrus

A possible alternative: " I Am A Walrus" (See what I did there? ).

7 Paperback Raita

8 We Can't Work Out

9 I Want to Hold Your Ham

Sounds similar?

10 Can't Buy Me Lunch

The Contenders

11 When I'm 64 Stone

I almost feel bad for laughing at these.

12 With a Little Help from My Cook

13 Carry that Weight/Golden Arches

14 She Came in Through the Take Out Window

15 Pasta Lane

16 Hey Juice

17 Norwegian Food (This Bird Has Flown, Now It's Fried)

18 Got to Get Food Into My Life

19 Hey Food

20 Twist and Sauerkraut

21 Happiness is a Warm Meal

22 Ticket to Lunch

23 She Loves Food

24 Martha, My Beer

25 Here Comes the Sunflower Seeds

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