Top Ten Songs That The Beatles May Have Written If They Were Fat

The Top Ten

1 Strawberry Shortcake Forever
2 Lucy Eating Pie With Doughnuts

Lucy is so lucky. - RoseWeasley

Haha,...maybe this would've been it. - Ananya

3 Sgt. Pepperoni's Lonely Gastric Band

I laughed at this. - DarkBoi-X

4 Eight Pies A Week

This could be iliekpiez’s favorite song if it existed. Everyone gets it? - Userguy44

5 The Food On The Hill
6 I Ate A Walrus

A possible alternative: " I Am A Walrus" (See what I did there? ). - Gg2000

7 Paperback Raita
8 We Can't Work Out

No...bit difficult when you're 64... Stone.
Great list, Pos. - Britgirl

9 Can't Buy Me Lunch
10 I Want to Hold Your Ham

Get your own. - RoseWeasley

Sounds similar? - LightningStrike

Haha. - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 When I'm 64 Stone

I almost feel bad for laughing at these. - truckturner

12 With a Little Help from My Cook
13 Carry that Weight/Golden Arches
14 She Came in Through the Take Out Window
15 Hey Juice
16 Norwegian Food (This Bird Has Flown, Now It's Fried)
17 Hey Food
18 Twist and Sauerkraut
19 Happiness is a Warm Meal
20 Ticket to Lunch
21 She Loves Food
22 Martha, My Beer
23 Pasta Lane
24 Here Comes the Sunflower Seeds
25 All You Need is Lobster
26 Borscht in the U.S.S.R.
27 Bagels in Black
28 Can't Buy Me Lobster
29 The Ballad of Corn & Yogurt

The most obvious pun didn't cross my mind when I added this:
"The Salad with Corn & Yogurt". - Martin_Canine

30 Fixing a Hole in My Stomach
31 Everybody's Trying to Eat My Bagel
32 Long and Winding Roast
33 Long Tall Cabbage
34 Mustard (That's What I Want)
35 Buns on Your Rice
36 Savoy Truffle Ice Cream
37 We Came in Through the Kitchen Window
38 The Inner Coke Light
39 Things We Ate Today
40 Why Don't We Cook It on the Roast?
41 You Know My Order (Look Up the Number)
42 You Like Meat Too Much
43 You've Got to Hide Your Steak Away
44 Fatbird
45 12 Donut Bar Original
46 Got to Get Food Into My Life
47 Peppermint
48 All You Need is Licorice
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