Top Ten Songs That The Beatles May Have Written If They Were Fat

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The Top Ten

1 Strawberry Shortcake Forever
2 Sgt. Pepperoni's Lonely Gastric Band

I laughed at this. - DarkBoi-X

3 Lucy Eating Pie With Doughnuts

Haha,...maybe this would've been it. - Ananya

4 Eight Pies A Week
5 The Food On The Hill
6 Paperback Raita
7 We Can't Work Out

No...bit difficult when you're 64... Stone.
Great list, Pos. - Britgirl

8 I Ate A Walrus

A possible alternative: " I Am A Walrus" (See what I did there? ). - Gg2000

LOL - LightningStrike

9 Can't Buy Me Lunch
10 When I'm 64 Stone

I almost feel bad for laughing at these. - truckturner

The Contenders

11 With a Little Help from My Cook
12 I Want to Hold Your Ham

Sounds similar? - LightningStrike

Haha. - Britgirl

13 Carry that Weight/Golden Arches
14 Hey Juice
15 Norwegian Food (This Bird Has Flown, Now It's Fried)
16 Twist and Sauerkraut
17 Happiness is a Warm Meal
18 Ticket to Lunch
19 She Loves Food
20 She Came in Through the Take Out Window
21 Martha, My Beer
22 Pasta Lane
23 Here Comes the Sunflower Seeds
24 All You Need is Lobster
25 Borscht in the U.S.S.R.
26 Bagels in Black
27 Can't Buy Me Lobster
28 The Ballad of Corn & Yogurt

The most obvious pun didn't cross my mind when I added this:
"The Salad with Corn & Yogurt". - Martin_Canine

29 Fixing a Hole in My Stomach
30 Everybody's Trying to Eat My Bagel
31 Long and Winding Roast
32 Long Tall Cabbage
33 Mustard (That's What I Want)
34 Buns on Your Rice
35 Savoy Truffle Ice Cream
36 We Came in Through the Kitchen Window
37 The Inner Coke Light
38 Things We Ate Today
39 Why Don't We Cook It on the Roast?
40 You Know My Order (Look Up the Number)
41 You Like Meat Too Much
42 You've Got to Hide Your Steak Away
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