Top Ten Songs That The Beatles May Have Written If They Were Fat


The Top Ten

1 Strawberry Shortcake Forever
2 Sgt. Pepperoni's Lonely Gastric Band

I laughed at this. - DarkBoi-X

3 Lucy Eating Pie With Doughnuts

Lucy is so lucky. - RoseWeasley

Haha,...maybe this would've been it. - Ananya

4 Eight Pies A Week
5 The Food On The Hill
6 Paperback Raita
7 I Ate A Walrus

Lol! - Userguy44

A possible alternative: " I Am A Walrus" (See what I did there? ). - Gg2000

8 We Can't Work Out

No...bit difficult when you're 64... Stone.
Great list, Pos. - Britgirl

9 Can't Buy Me Lunch
10 I Want to Hold Your Ham

Get your own. - RoseWeasley

Sounds similar? - LightningStrike

Haha. - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 When I'm 64 Stone

I almost feel bad for laughing at these. - truckturner

12 With a Little Help from My Cook
13 Carry that Weight/Golden Arches
14 She Came in Through the Take Out Window

AAGH! Too funny! - galaxyfox

15 Hey Juice
16 Norwegian Food (This Bird Has Flown, Now It's Fried)
17 Twist and Sauerkraut
18 Happiness is a Warm Meal
19 Ticket to Lunch
20 She Loves Food
21 Martha, My Beer
22 Pasta Lane
23 Here Comes the Sunflower Seeds
24 All You Need is Lobster
25 Borscht in the U.S.S.R.
26 Bagels in Black
27 Can't Buy Me Lobster
28 The Ballad of Corn & Yogurt

The most obvious pun didn't cross my mind when I added this:
"The Salad with Corn & Yogurt". - Martin_Canine

29 Fixing a Hole in My Stomach
30 Everybody's Trying to Eat My Bagel
31 Long and Winding Roast
32 Long Tall Cabbage
33 Mustard (That's What I Want)
34 Buns on Your Rice
35 Savoy Truffle Ice Cream
36 We Came in Through the Kitchen Window
37 The Inner Coke Light
38 Things We Ate Today
39 Why Don't We Cook It on the Roast?
40 You Know My Order (Look Up the Number)
41 You Like Meat Too Much
42 You've Got to Hide Your Steak Away
43 Fatbird
44 12 Donut Bar Original
45 Got to Get Food Into My Life
46 Peppermint
47 All You Need is Licorice
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Top Remixes

1. Strawberry Shortcake Forever
2. Sgt. Pepperoni's Lonely Gastric Band
3. Lucy Eating Pie With Doughnuts
1. Strawberry Shortcake Forever
2. Lucy Eating Pie With Doughnuts
3. Sgt. Pepperoni's Lonely Gastric Band


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