Top Ten Songs by the Wiggles With Potential Hardcore Meanings

Everyone knows the wiggles are the most metal band on earth, but what songs are the most brutal?

The Top Ten

1 Big Red Car Big Red Car Cover Art

The big red car actually is a song about friends running people down in the streets (the blood on the car is what makes it big and red). When they say "Jeff is in the back seat" they mean his mangled remains have been catapulted into the back by the force of the car impact.

When they say Anthony is eating they mean he is eating Jeff's remains

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2 Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy) Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy) Cover Art

The song is actually based heavily in homophobic genoicide. The "fruits" are actually gays that they are cutting up to use in their cultist rituals. Chilling.

Can't disagree Jackamalio

3 Wags the Dog, He Likes to Tango Wags the Dog, He Likes to Tango Cover Art

He does like to tango... ON YOUR GRAVE

4 The Monkey Dance The Monkey Dance Cover Art

In this song about the ferguson shooting, The Wiggles use racial stereotypes to denounce African Americans.

It literally came out TWENTY YEARS before the Ferguson shooting.

5 Hot Potato Hot Potato Cover Art

A very hardcore wiggles song about tossing orphans from foster parent to foster parent, ruining their lives. The hot potato is the damaged child, being bounced from home to home.

Give me that mashed banana actually means give me sex

It's a chant of witch cultists!

The Wiggles wrote this song at the time they were experimenting with LSD. During an interview with Kochie on Sunrise, Anthony Wiggle recalled “We were having lunch one day during the star dust festival, and I had this strange vision of hot potatoes bouncing off each other in mid-air. It then started raining cold spaghetti. It was pretty freaky. I don't remember much more from that point on”. Kochie remarked “well that explains your crazy dance moves”.

6 I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur Cover Art

Winning the Oscar for best original song in 2069., this song is about Dorothy the Dinosaur's fall into her crippling fruit salad addiction.

7 Wiggle and Learn Wiggle and Learn Cover Art

The wiggles celebrate cultist indoctrination with this satanicly inspired tune.

It is part of a satanic cult known as Wigglism

8 Shake Your Sillies Out! Shake Your Sillies Out! Cover Art

In this song, recorded live in an execution chamber, the wiggle sing about the glories of the electric chair.

Ok Alvin time for bed

9 Miss Polly Had a Dolly Miss Polly Had a Dolly Cover Art

This song tells the story of a girl named Polly who came from a broken home. The dolly is one given to her in court to show where her father touched her. Truly bone chilling

I don't know why, but the title of song makes me think Miss Polly may have done some very unusual things to her dolly.

10 Ooh It's Captain Feathersword Ooh It's Captain Feathersword Cover Art

The Contenders

11 Play Your Guitar with Murray

This song was recorded live in a dungeon where Murray was being beaten and tortured for messing up a solo during a rehearsal. The song was later used as evidence in court to put band founder Greg in prison.

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12 Can You Point Your Fingers and Do the Twist?

Druggy Backround, Random Raves, Everyone Having Seizures, I could go on for a while.

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