Top Ten Songs by the Wiggles With Potential Hardcore MeaningsEveryone knows the wiggles are the most metal band on earth, but what songs are the most brutal?
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The big red car actually is a song about friends running people down in the streets (the blood on the car is what makes it big and red). When they say "Jeff is in the back seat" they mean his mangled remains have been catapulted into the back by the force of the car impact.
When they say Anthony is eating they mean he is eating Jeff's remains
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The song is actually based heavily in homophobic genoicide. The "fruits" are actually gays that they are cutting up to use in their cultist rituals. Chilling.
Can't disagree Jackamalio
He does like to tango... ON YOUR GRAVE
In this song about the ferguson shooting, The Wiggles use racial stereotypes to denounce African Americans.
It literally came out TWENTY YEARS before the Ferguson shooting.
A very hardcore wiggles song about tossing orphans from foster parent to foster parent, ruining their lives. The hot potato is the damaged child, being bounced from home to home.
Give me that mashed banana actually means give me sex
It's a chant of witch cultists!
The Wiggles wrote this song at the time they were experimenting with LSD. During an interview with Kochie on Sunrise, Anthony Wiggle recalled “We were having lunch one day during the star dust festival, and I had this strange vision of hot potatoes bouncing off each other in mid-air. It then started raining cold spaghetti. It was pretty freaky. I don't remember much more from that point on”. Kochie remarked “well that explains your crazy dance moves”.
Winning the Oscar for best original song in 2069., this song is about Dorothy the Dinosaur's fall into her crippling fruit salad addiction.
The wiggles celebrate cultist indoctrination with this satanicly inspired tune.
It is part of a satanic cult known as Wigglism
In this song, recorded live in an execution chamber, the wiggle sing about the glories of the electric chair.
Ok Alvin time for bed
This song tells the story of a girl named Polly who came from a broken home. The dolly is one given to her in court to show where her father touched her. Truly bone chilling
I don't know why, but the title of song makes me think Miss Polly may have done some very unusual things to her dolly.
This song was recorded live in a dungeon where Murray was being beaten and tortured for messing up a solo during a rehearsal. The song was later used as evidence in court to put band founder Greg in prison.
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Druggy Backround, Random Raves, Everyone Having Seizures, I could go on for a while.