Top Ten Songs by the Wiggles With Potential Hardcore Meanings

Everyone knows the wiggles are the most metal band on earth, but what songs are the most brutal?
The Top Ten
1 Big Red Car Big Red Car Cover Art

The big red car actually is a song about friends running people down in the streets (the blood on the car is what makes it big and red). When they say "Jeff is in the back seat" they mean his mangled remains have been catapulted into the back by the force of the car impact.

This list made me laugh. It honestly needs way more recognition.

This is my favourite list now.

2 Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy) Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy) Cover Art

The song is actually based heavily in homophobic genoicide. The "fruits" are actually gays that they are cutting up to use in their cultist rituals. Chilling.

3 Wags the Dog, He Likes to Tango Wags the Dog, He Likes to Tango Cover Art
4 The Monkey Dance The Monkey Dance Cover Art

In this song about the ferguson shooting, The Wiggles use racial stereotypes to denounce African Americans.

5 Hot Potato Hot Potato Cover Art

The Wiggles wrote this song at the time they were experimenting with LSD. During an interview with Kochie on Sunrise, Anthony Wiggle recalled "We were having lunch one day during the star dust festival, and I had this strange vision of hot potatoes bouncing off each other in mid-air. It then started raining cold spaghetti. It was pretty freaky. I don't remember much more from that point on". Kochie remarked "well that explains your crazy dance moves".

A very hardcore wiggles song about tossing orphans from foster parent to foster parent, ruining their lives. The hot potato is the damaged child, being bounced from home to home.

It's a chant of witch cultists!

6 I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur Cover Art

Winning the Oscar for best original song in 2069., this song is about Dorothy the Dinosaur's fall into her crippling fruit salad addiction.

7 Wiggle and Learn Wiggle and Learn Cover Art

The wiggles celebrate cultist indoctrination with this satanicly inspired tune.

8 Shake Your Sillies Out! Shake Your Sillies Out! Cover Art

In this song, recorded live in an execution chamber, the wiggle sing about the glories of the electric chair.

9 Miss Polly Had a Dolly Miss Polly Had a Dolly Cover Art

This song tells the story of a girl named Polly who came from a broken home. The dolly is one given to her in court to show where her father touched her. Truly bone chilling

I don't know why, but the title of song makes me think Miss Polly may have done some very unusual things to her dolly.

10 Ooh It's Captain Feathersword Ooh It's Captain Feathersword Cover Art
The Contenders
11 Play Your Guitar with Murray Play Your Guitar with Murray Cover Art

This song was recorded live in a dungeon where Murray was being beaten and tortured for messing up a solo during a rehearsal. The song was later used as evidence in court to put band founder Greg in prison.

12 Can You Point Your Fingers and Do the Twist? Can You Point Your Fingers and Do the Twist? Cover Art

Druggy Backround, Random Raves, Everyone Having Seizures, I could go on for a while.

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