Top Ten Songs by the Wiggles With Potential Hardcore Meanings

Jackamalio
Everyone knows the wiggles are the most metal band on earth, but what songs are the most brutal?

The Top Ten

1 Big Red Car

The big red car actually is a song about friends running people down in the streets (the blood on the car is what makes it big and red). When they say "Jeff is in the back seat" they mean his mangled remains have been catapulted into the back by the force of the car impact. - Jackamalio

When they say Anthony is eating they mean he is eating Jeff's remains - Ihateschool

This is my favourite list now. - DapperPickle

2 Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy)

The song is actually based heavily in homophobic genoicide. The "fruits" are actually gays that they are cutting up to use in their cultist rituals. Chilling. - Jackamalio

Can't disagree Jackamalio - TwilightKitsune

3 Wags the Dog, He Likes to Tango

He does like to tango... ON YOUR GRAVE - Jackamalio

4 The Monkey Dance

In this song about the ferguson shooting, The Wiggles use racial stereotypes to denounce African Americans. - Jackamalio

5 Hot Potato

A very hardcore wiggles song about tossing orphans from foster parent to foster parent, ruining their lives. The hot potato is the damaged child, being bounced from home to home. - Jackamalio

Give me that mashed banana actually means give me sex - Ihateschool

It's a chant of witch cultists! - TwilightKitsune

6 I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur

Winning the Oscar for best original song in 2069., this song is about Dorothy the Dinosaur's fall into her crippling fruit salad addiction. - Jackamalio

7 Wiggle and Learn

The wiggles celebrate cultist indoctrination with this satanicly inspired tune. - Jackamalio

It is part of a satanic cult known as Wigglism

8 Shake Your Sillies Out!

In this song, recorded live in an execution chamber, the wiggle sing about the glories of the electric chair. - Jackamalio

9 Miss Polly Had a Dolly

This song tells the story of a girl named Polly who came from a broken home. The dolly is one given to her in court to show where her father touched her. Truly bone chilling - Jackamalio

I don't know why, but the title of song makes me think Miss Polly may have done some very unusual things to her dolly. - TwilightKitsune

10 Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

The Contenders

11 Play Your Guitar with Murray

This song was recorded live in a dungeon where Murray was being beaten and tortured for messing up a solo during a rehearsal. The song was later used as evidence in court to put band founder Greg in prison. - Jackamalio

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