Top Ten Songs That Could Be Used As Torture

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The Top Ten

1 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

It's just Nicki Minaj saying the words "Stupid Hoe" repeatedly to a beat that would give someone a seizure, if hearing was the same thing as seeing. - ethanmeinster

The beat alone could be torture. - Turkeyasylum

Stupid Hoe and Friday irritates the hell out of me. - Kiteretsunu

This Song Almost Killed Me When My Brother Was Trying To Force Me To Tell Him What I Knew About A Certain Issue - 12cc

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2 Baby - Justin Bieber

To be honest, this song is not much of a torture. It's just lame and stupid. - Kiteretsunu

This song is crap, but as a torture? Never - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

We all hate him anyways, and the song just might be why. - Turkeyasylum

JB sucks. Stupid Hoe is a better than any song before the 2000s ever created. Anaconda is legendary and will be remembered for decades, centuries, melliums, and forever. The Beatles, Elvis, Rolling Stones, and other old popular crap will be forgotten by then. Michael Jackson is good though

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3 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Maybe we could confine this songs into strip clubs if we just stop listening. - Turkeyasylum

Most of the items on this list are not even songs! So is this one! But it's torture so this gets my vote.

NO! My ears! Okay! Okay! I'll tell you where she is! Just make it stop? - AnonymousChick

Ugh! This song gave me cancer, but after I listened to Eminem it was cured! - EpicJake

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4 Friday - Rebecca Black

No one will ever see fridays the same way before the creation of this song. By song, I mean, abomination of autotune - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Death by Auto Tune. Not the way I wanna go. - Turkeyasylum

Rebecca Black couldn't sing if her life depended on it - Ajkloth

5 All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor

The song title has NOTHING to do with the message of this song! - Wolftail

I am NOT all about that base! - PsychopathicSissyPants

6 Axel F - Crazy Frog

This is on vevo and now I don't I can trust vevo It probably is used for torture too

WHY IS THIS NOT AT THE TOP?!

7 Wiggle - Jason Derulo

JESUS, I was not expecting this to be on here, but I was hoping it would be. Awful beat, horribly stupid lyrics, and a terrible Snoop Dogg verse.

8 Revolution 9 - The Beatles

This song is creepy, crappy, scary, wired, awkward and all of these get 1000000 times worse when you play it backwards

Try playing it backwards. That's even worse for the people you are about to torture.

This is not a song. It's just audio clips of stuff thrown into one track.

Give people nightmares if played in a dark room

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9 Loyal - Chris Brown

Please, no! This songs is disgusting and the beat, too. Worst song ever - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

This song is so disrespectful towards woman. I mean, how do you expect her to be loyal towards you if your calling her a hoe.

10 Birthday Cake - Rihanna

Rihanna is way too mainstream and very over the top.

The Contenders

11 Whip My Hair - Willow Smith

If I had to listen to this for the rest of my life, I'd comment suicide.

This song is lame and repetive with no jumper to go behind it.

12 This Is How We Do - Katy Perry

I like this song - RockStarr

13 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer

Thi song is just sad

14 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

I can stop! Listening to this song! I hate this song. - RiverClanRocks

15 Steal My Girl - One Direction
16 Turn Down for What - Lil Jon

This will sound ultra super super super SUPER weird but I like this song

17 Best Song Ever - One Direction
18 Thrift Shop - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

The brother was playing this for the five millionth time today. I really couldn't take it. - PositronWildhawk

I love this song - RockStarr

I like this song

19 Chinese Food - Alison Gold

Someone actually did torture me with this song, and I had to listen to it for 3 hours straight, and the lyrics were atrocious. - PsychopathicSissyPants

Again, death by Auto Tune. - Turkeyasylum

20 We Built This City - Starship
21 Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke
22 Booty - Jennifer Lopez

Awful. I feel terrible for acknowledging the fact that it even exists. Not even worth talking about. This is probably the worst "ass" song ever.

Let's face it.anyone who has ever written a song about butts has failed except for sir mix a lot's "Baby Got Back"

23 Caillou Swag - Lil B
24 Hangover - Psy
25 Wannabe - Spice Girls
26 Animals - Maroon 5

Why is this on here this song rocks - simpsondude

27 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

Even worse than Baby.

This song is very dull and boring. Justin Weed smoking Bieber sounds like a little girl.

28 Tik Tok - Ke$ha

Could you believe this retarded song has sold more copies than ANY Beatles single?! That alone is torture.

Revolution 10

29 I Got That Rock'n Roll - Ross Lynch
30 Sexy and I Know It - Lmfao
31 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas
32 No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd

How can anyone find people like this talented?

33 Love Me Harder - Ariana Grande
34 Crank That (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy

This song is pure evil

35 Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj and her ghetto fabulous garbage can quit rapping never to return. Her music is lame, repetive, and boring.

36 Problem - Ariana Grande
37 Shush Up - Alison Gold
38 Kim - Eminem
39 Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
40 Happy - Pharrell Williams

Lol.i Think Bart Baker's Parody was better than the original. That made me feel happy and this made me wanna listen to stupid hoe

It worked for Bart Baker so it'll probably work for me.

41 Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
42 Hideaway - Kiesza
43 Fack - Eminem

A classic example of a good music artist doing an awful song

NEVER give Eminem drugs. EVER.

What did I just listen to?!

44 Selfie - The Chainsmokers

This could turn to "But first, let me take a body part" - Mumbizz01

45 Dance (A$$) - Big Sean
46 Timber - Pitbull
47 Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5
48 Bound 2 - Kanye West

Well, it was supposed to be a joke. And it looks like he succeeded!

How can anyone take Kanye seriously when the beat is so atrocious?

49 Beez In the Trap - Nicki Minaj

Not a big fan of all of Nicki Minaj's music, but this song right here just shows she didn't even try.

50 Mmmbop - Hanson
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Top Remixes (12)

1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. Birthday Cake - Rihanna
3. Loyal - Chris Brown
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1. Axel F - Crazy Frog
2. Revolution 9 - The Beatles
3. Steal My Girl - One Direction
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1. Baby - Justin Bieber
2. Axel F - Crazy Frog
3. Sexy and I Know It - Lmfao
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