Top 10 Songs a Country Should Not Have As Their National Anthem

Dear countries: Please don't make these your anthems.

The Top Ten

1 Axel F - Crazy Frog

I still can't believe they nearly made a T.V. series. Do we have enough toilet humour cartoons?

There is a game you can download it was made in 2005 called Kill the Crazy Frog, it also has a v2 made same year.

Crazy Frog Is Gross!

Actually all of these songs should win the vote

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2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Whoever puts it as a national anthem for their country means the whole population will fall behind. - Swellow

What leader would be insane enough to have THIS as their national anthem? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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3 Booty - Jennifer Lopez UListen to Sample
4 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

That would be kind of funny. Even though it's offensive

LOL. What country wants other countries to think they're populated by stupid hoes? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Imagine if a crowd of people in a country start singing "YOU A STUPID HOE YOU A YOU A STUPID HOE" while looking at their country's FLAG that they are supposed to RESPECT. Remember that country that had a Nicki Minaj song for their national anthem and was proud of it? Me neither.

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5 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas UListen to Sample
6 Wiggle - Jason Derulo UListen to Sample
7 Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento

Eh, if this song was a national anthem we’d be hitting yeets instead of placing our hands on our hearts. So it’s not that bad. Could be worse. *cough* sweatshirt *cough*

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8 Toilet Paper Stuck In My Butt - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

Should be India's national anthem, haha!

I totally agree

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9 Baby - Justin Beiber

No, just no.

I just had to add this. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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10 #selfie - The Chainsmokers UListen to Sample

The Contenders

11 It's On Like Donkey Kong - Blood On the Dance Floor UListen to Sample
12 Dear Future Husband - Meghan Trainor UListen to Sample
13 Rack City - Tyga UListen to Sample
14 Hey F*** You - The Beastie Boys
15 Shape of You - Ed Sheeran UListen to Sample
16 Warriors - Imagine Dragons


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17 Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

Maybe not for a country. But the national anthem for Donald Trump absolutely

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18 Double Trouble - Pokémon UListen to Sample
19 The Ballad of Chasey Lain - The Bloodhound Gang UListen to Sample
20 Stimulated - Tyga

A song about a pedophile is probably the worst possible song. (although there are many that would be completely inappropriate).

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21 Rape Me - Nirvana

You must be sick to have this as your country's anthem.

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22 Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men UListen to Sample
23 The Diarrhea Bounce Back - Toilet Bowl Cleaners UListen to Sample
24 My 1st Single - Eminem UListen to Sample
25 Toy Box - Insane Clown Posse UListen to Sample
26 Oh Nick Please Not So Quick - E-Rotic UListen to Sample
27 Willy Use a Billy... Boy - E-Rotic UListen to Sample
28 Sex on the Phone - E-Rotic UListen to Sample
29 Sex is a Thrill with the Pill - Sex Appeal UListen to Sample
30 Be Prepared - Jim Cummings UListen to Sample
31 Rainbows & Stuff - Insane Clown Posse UListen to Sample
32 Ring 'Round - Jackie Q UListen to Sample
33 Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - The Bloodhound Gang UListen to Sample
34 Sodomy - Galt Macdermot & Tom Pierson UListen to Sample
35 Burger Dance - DJ Otzi UListen to Sample
36 Fat - Weird Al Yankovic UListen to Sample
37 Canadian Idiot - Weird Al Yankovic UListen to Sample
38 Space Invaders - Hit'n'hide UListen to Sample
39 Give Me the Food - Miss Platnum UListen to Sample
40 Disciple - Slayer

Good song, but not appropriate enough to be a country's national anthem.

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41 Kazakhstan National Anthem - Borat

The official one is perfectly fine to play. This one might cause a little bit of controversy, that's all I'm saying. - Mrveteran

42 Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine UListen to Sample
43 America, F**K Yeah! - Team America UListen to Sample
44 Work from Home - Fifth Harmony UListen to Sample
45 Tommy the Cat - Primus

Just give it a listen. It's Primus. Not really made to be an anthem, is it?

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46 My Dick - Mickey Avalon UListen to Sample
47 War Pigs / Luke's Wall - Black Sabbath UListen to Sample
48 Coprophilic Dreams - Latrine
49 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber UListen to Sample
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List Stats

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Top Remixes

1. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
2. Axel F - Crazy Frog
3. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
1. Axel F - Crazy Frog
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Booty - Jennifer Lopez
1. Axel F - Crazy Frog
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Booty - Jennifer Lopez


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