Top 10 Songs a Country Should Not Have As Their National Anthem

Dear countries: Please don't make these your anthems.

The Top Ten

1 Axel F - Crazy Frog

I can name a country's anthem that already sounds very much like this... Haha.. - Britgirl

Actually all of these songs should win the vote

Crazy Frog Is Gross!

There is a game you can download it was made in 2005 called Kill the Crazy Frog, it also has a v2 made same year.

2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Whoever puts it as a national anthem for their country means the whole population will fall behind. - Swellow

What leader would be insane enough to have THIS as their national anthem? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
4 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

LOL. What country wants other countries to think they're populated by stupid hoes? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas
6 Wiggle - Jason Derulo
7 Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
8 Toilet Paper Stuck In My Butt - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
9 Baby - Justin Beiber

I just had to add this. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

10 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

The Contenders

11 It's On Like Donkey Kong - Blood On the Dance Floor
12 Dear Future Husband - Meghan Trainor
13 Rack City - Tyga
14 Hey F*** You - The Beastie Boys
15 Shape of You - Ed Sheeran
16 Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

Maybe not for a country. But the national anthem for Donald Trump absolutely

17 Double Trouble - Pokémon
18 The Ballad of Chasey Lain - The Bloodhound Gang
19 Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
20 The Diarrhea Bounce Back - Toilet Bowl Cleaners
21 My 1st Single - Eminem
22 Toy Box - Insane Clown Posse
23 Oh Nick Please Not So Quick - E-Rotic
24 Willy Use a Billy... Boy - E-Rotic
25 Sex on the Phone - E-Rotic
26 Sex is a Thrill with the Pill - Sex Appeal
27 Be Prepared - Jim Cummings
28 Rainbows & Stuff - Insane Clown Posse
29 Ring 'Round - Jackie Q
30 Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - The Bloodhound Gang
31 Sodomy - Galt Macdermot & Tom Pierson
32 Burger Dance - DJ Otzi
33 Fat - Weird Al Yankovic
34 Canadian Idiot - Weird Al Yankovic
35 Space Invaders - Hit'n'hide
36 Give Me the Food - Miss Platnum
37 Stimulated - Tyga
38 Disciple - Slayer

Good song, but not appropriate enough to be a country's national anthem.

39 Kazakhstan National Anthem - Borat

The official one is perfectly fine to play. This one might cause a little bit of controversy, that's all I'm saying. - Mrveteran

40 Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
41 America, F**K Yeah! - Team America
42 Warriors - Imagine Dragons
43 Work from Home - Fifth Harmony
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Top Remixes

1. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
2. Axel F - Crazy Frog
3. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
1. Axel F - Crazy Frog
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Booty - Jennifer Lopez
1. Axel F - Crazy Frog
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Booty - Jennifer Lopez


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