Top 10 Songs a Country Should Not Have As Their National Anthem

Dear countries: Please don't make these your anthems.

The Top Ten

1 Axel F - Crazy Frog

I still can't believe they nearly made a T.V. series. Do we have enough toilet humour cartoons?

There is a game you can download it was made in 2005 called Kill the Crazy Frog, it also has a v2 made same year.

Crazy Frog Is Gross!

Actually all of these songs should win the vote

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2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Whoever puts it as a national anthem for their country means the whole population will fall behind. - Swellow

What leader would be insane enough to have THIS as their national anthem? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
4 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

LOL. What country wants other countries to think they're populated by stupid hoes? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas
6 Wiggle - Jason Derulo
7 Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento

Eh, if this song was a national anthem we’d be hitting yeets instead of placing our hands on our hearts. So it’s not that bad. Could be worse. *cough* sweatshirt *cough*

8 Toilet Paper Stuck In My Butt - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

I totally agree

Should be India's national anthem, haha!

9 Baby - Justin Beiber

I just had to add this. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

10 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

The Newcomers

? Coprophilic Dreams - Latrine
? War Pigs / Luke's Wall - Black Sabbath

The Contenders

11 It's On Like Donkey Kong - Blood On the Dance Floor
12 Dear Future Husband - Meghan Trainor
13 Rack City - Tyga
14 Hey F*** You - The Beastie Boys
15 Shape of You - Ed Sheeran
16 Warriors - Imagine Dragons


17 Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

Maybe not for a country. But the national anthem for Donald Trump absolutely

18 Double Trouble - Pokémon
19 The Ballad of Chasey Lain - The Bloodhound Gang
20 Stimulated - Tyga

A song about a pedophile is probably the worst possible song. (although there are many that would be completely inappropriate).

21 Rape Me - Nirvana

You must be sick to have this as your country's anthem.

22 Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
23 The Diarrhea Bounce Back - Toilet Bowl Cleaners
24 My 1st Single - Eminem
25 Toy Box - Insane Clown Posse
26 Oh Nick Please Not So Quick - E-Rotic
27 Willy Use a Billy... Boy - E-Rotic
28 Sex on the Phone - E-Rotic
29 Sex is a Thrill with the Pill - Sex Appeal
30 Be Prepared - Jim Cummings
31 Rainbows & Stuff - Insane Clown Posse
32 Ring 'Round - Jackie Q
33 Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - The Bloodhound Gang
34 Sodomy - Galt Macdermot & Tom Pierson
35 Burger Dance - DJ Otzi
36 Fat - Weird Al Yankovic
37 Canadian Idiot - Weird Al Yankovic
38 Space Invaders - Hit'n'hide
39 Give Me the Food - Miss Platnum
40 Disciple - Slayer

Good song, but not appropriate enough to be a country's national anthem.

41 Kazakhstan National Anthem - Borat

The official one is perfectly fine to play. This one might cause a little bit of controversy, that's all I'm saying. - Mrveteran

42 Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
43 America, F**K Yeah! - Team America
44 Work from Home - Fifth Harmony
45 Tommy the Cat - Primus

Just give it a listen. It's Primus. Not really made to be an anthem, is it?

46 My Dick - Mickey Avalon
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Top Remixes

1. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
2. Axel F - Crazy Frog
3. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
1. Axel F - Crazy Frog
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Booty - Jennifer Lopez
1. Axel F - Crazy Frog
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Booty - Jennifer Lopez


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