Top 10 Songs that Describe Most Comparison Lists on TheTopTens

Over my time on TheTopTens, I've stumbled across some of the most awful and cringe-worthy comparison lists that often compare two things that have absolutely nothing in common with each other and are poorly supported with some of the most asinine and irrelevantly invalid reasoning ever constructed. So now I've compiled a list of songs that describe these pointlessly absurd comparison lists.

The Top Ten

1 Cancer - My Chemical Romance

I'd say that "songs that describe" lists are worse than comparison lists. - djpenquin999

Well, it's just one "songs that describe" list that I made, so I'll try not to make another one in the future. Still, the point here is that comparison lists are awful. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

2 Trash - Korn
3 Stupid - Kacey Musgraves
4 Unwanted - Avril Lavigne

How did I NOT FIND THIS song before?

5 Awful - Hole

I agree. I still hate comparison lists. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

6 Retarded - The Afghan Whigs
7 Dumb - Nirvana
8 Terrible - Erphaan Alves & Machel Montano
9 Absurdity - The Lone Ranger
10 No More - Three Days Grace

The Contenders

11 Walk with Me in Hell - Lamb of God

Every single comparison list on the Toptens summed up in five words - TwilightKitsune

12 Just Stop - Disturbed

I think this is the best. If you think about comparing two things and they don't have anything remotely in common, just STOP. If you made a list say, comparing The Little Mermaid to a horror movie, then that would be 10,000x better than some of the comparison lists here, because at least they share ONE thing in common--them both being movies.

13 Enough is Enough - April Wine
14 You're No Good - Linda Ronstadt
15 The Worst - Jhene Aiko
16 Madness - Muse
17 Can't Stand You - Slayer
18 Evil - Mercyful Fate
19 Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold
20 Bad - Michael Jackson
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