Halloween Song Parodies

htoutlaws2012
I'm going to do something special this time around on one of my favorites holidays of all time, and i'll just insert a famous song, and rewrite the lyrics with common happenings of well this site. can this be a boom or bust that is for you to judge?

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me (Somebody's Hating Me):

I'm just an average member with an average life
I contribute actively, forever, 24/7, I pay my dues
All I want is to be left alone in my average content
But why do I always feel like I'm in the cell of a jail cell?

I always feel like somebody's hating on me
And I have no respect
I always feel like somebody's hating on me
Tell me is it just fake news?

When I arrive at night
I live for the thrills of typing for the night
People message me on the chat, I'm trying to ignore
But can they annoy me or am I just paranoid?
When I'm skim through lists, I'm afraid to misjudge
Cause I might open my eyes and find something viewed wrongly
members say I'm a hothead, just a little out of touch
But maybe opinions remind me of radio personalities too much
That's why...

I always feel like somebody's hating me
And I have no respect
I always feel like somebody's hating me
Tell me is it just fake news?

I don't know anymore
Are they searching the profile of me?
Well is the members hating me?
And I don't feel respected anymore, oh woe is me
I wonder who's hating me now?

I always feel like somebody's hating me
And I have no respect
I always feel like somebody's hating me
Tell me is it just fake news?

I always feel like somebody's hating me
And I have no respect
I always feel like somebody's hating me
Tell me is it just fake news?
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Ron Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (Trollbusters):

If there's something corrupt
In you're community
Who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!

If there's something weird
And it don't look safe spaced
Who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!

I ain't 'fraid of no troll
I ain't 'fraid of no troll

If you're seeing things
Running through your feeds
Who can you call?
Trollbusters!

A despicable indiviual
Intentionally wrecks all that is not
Ow, who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!

I ain't 'fraid of no troll
I ain't 'fraid of no troll

Who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!

If you're all alone
Pick up the contactor
And call
Trollbusters!

I ain't 'fraid of no troll
Ooh, I hear they like build up anger
Hm, I ain't 'fraid of no troll
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!

Mmm, if you've had a dose of a
Freaky troll,
You better call
Trollbusters!
Ow!

Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!

I ain't 'fraid of no troll
I ain't 'fraid of no troll

Don't get manipulated alone oh, no
Trollbusters!
When they come through you're feeds
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Trollbusters!

Ow! Who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!
Uh, think you better call
Trollbusters!
Ha ha, who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!
I can't hear you

Who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!
Louder
Trollbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!
Who can you call?
Trollbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Trollbusters!
Uh, they like build up anger
Trollbusters!
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Voltaire - When You're Evil (When You're a Sock Puppet):

When boredom is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me by name, you see
For my special touch
To the gentlemen, I'm Miss delusional
To the ladies, I'm Sir master
But call me by any name
Anyway, it's all the same

I'm the snake in your lists
I'm the viper in your comments
I'm the cobra beneath your level
I'm a slump on every level
I'm the slipper to your suspicions
I'm a marksman in every target
I'm the assistant in your corner
Makes you carry on and ordered

And it's so easy when you're a sock puppet
This is the life, you sole
The mastermined tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm despicable
And I do it all for free
Your frown expressions are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's spread out accounts to make sad
While there's opportunity to be had
While there's members left to pick
While there's some left to trigger nostrils
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round for more
It's a place, I'm glad to be in it
'Cause there's destruction every second

And it's so easy when you're despicable
This is the life, you see
The mastermined tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm despicable
And I do it all for free
Your undivided attention are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things corrupt
And I promise on my damned loyalty
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a member quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily

I'm the feared that keeps you petrified
I'm the mysterious unknown on the wall
I'm the abominable they become
I'm the feared in your sleep
I'm a stab in your back
An extra space on the rack
I'm the quiver of your treatment
An adrenaline pain, a sudden start

And it's so easy when you're despicable
This is the life, you see
The mastermined tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm despciable
And I do it all for free
Your undivided attention are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your undivided attention are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your undivided attention are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being despicable
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're despicable
I'm lying through my slumber!
Your undivided attention are all the company I need
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Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace (Possessed Harlot):

I can't escape this asylum
So many times I've tried
But I'm still locked up inside
Somebody get me through this possessed Harlot
I can't contain these chills

So what if you can see the strings of me?
No one will ever change this sensation that I have been possessed
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this possessed Harlot
This Harlot!, this Harlot!

I can't resist myself from this control
I can't resist myself from this control
So many times I've tried
So many times I've tried
But there's still fight inside
Somebody get me through this possessed Harlot
I can't resist myself from this control

So what if you can see the strings of me?I have been possessed
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this sensation I have been possessed
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this possessed Harlot
No one will ever change this sensation that

Somebody help me through this Harlot
I can't resist myself from this control
Somebody wake me from this trance
I can't escape this asylum

This Harlot!, this Harlot!, this Harlot!, this Harlot!, this Harlot!, this Harlot!, this Harlot!

So what if you can see the strings of me?
No one will ever change this sensation that I have been possessed
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this sensation that I have been possessed
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this possessed Harlot
This possessed Harlot I have become
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Matchbook Romance - Monsters (Hellions):

Girl, what's come between heaven and hell?
Look right through yourself
I won't take it anymore
I can't fix this dilemma
I will go face this alone
you'll see fate that lies

We are
We are the abyss
We are the hellions
Underneath your planet
Yeah
Believe in no god
We are
We are servants
We are the whispers
Inside your mind
Yeah
Believe in no god

It came as no surprise
You bring me back to exist
Believe in no god
You listen for me, I'll listen for you
I caught you snooping through surfing
Drowned with a grin
From the world that makes me psychopathic

We are
We are the abyss
We are the hellions
Underneath your planet
Yeah
Believe in no god
We are
We are servants
We are the whispers
Inside your mind
Yeah
Believe in no god
Yeah

We are the hellions
We are the hellions
We are the hellions
Underneath your planet
We are the whispers
We are the whispers
We are the whispers
Underneath your planet
We are the hellions
We are the hellions
We are the hellions
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are
We are the abyss
We are the hellions
Underneath your planet
Yeah
Believe in no god
We are
We are servants
We are the whispers
Inside your mind
Yeah
Believe in no god

We are
We are the abyss
We are the hellions
Underneath your planet
Yeah
Believe in no god
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Thriller - Michael Jackson (The Policy):

It's close to high noon and something evil's plannin' in the moodiness
Under the dark clouds you see a sight that almost stops your beat
You try to scream but tyranny takes the sound before you decide it
You start to read as it looks right between your thick skull,
You're stunned

'Cause this is the policy, policy night
And no one's gonna save you from the rules about to be unleashed
You know it's policy, policy night
You're swaying for your life inside an ultimatum, policy tonight

You hear the members and realize there's a mob out for blood and fury
You feel the cold heart and wonder if you'll ever see the light
You wonder say to say thinking about your daily life, and the world
But all the while you hear a rumor creepin' up behind
You're outta touch

'Cause this is the policy, policy night
There ain't no such thing as Scot free against the excuses, girl
policy, policy night
You're fighting for your life inside an ultimatum, policy tonight

Attroneys call
And the inactives start to walk in their deception
There's no escaping the wrath of what's set up in a matter of time
This is the end of your unlimited free speech

They're out to encode you, there's drains of power closing in on every side
They will override you unless you change that corporate tone
Now is the time for all to come forth once, and band toegther
All through the noon petitions are nothing,
I'll make you see

That this is policy, policy night
'Cause I can unleash more than any temporary could ever dare try
the policy, policy night
So let me embrace with you tight and share an ultimatum, policy, chiller
policy here tonight

'Cause this is policy, policy night
I can unleash you more than any temporary could ever dare try
policy, policy night
So let me hold you tight and share an ultimatum, policy

I'm gonna meet the policy tonight

Chaos falls across the site
The afternoon hour is close at hand
Members crawl in search of vengeance
To terrorize y'all's ruleship
And whomsoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting below
Must stand and face the consequences
And rot inside a decomposed account

I'm gonna meet the policy tonight...

The joy pollutions in the air
The funk of 12 years
And grisly terminate from every slayed
Are closing in to seal your fate
And though you sway to stay edgy
Your reputation begins to move
For no mere mortal can avoid
The evil of the policy

Ahahahahhahahahahahahahaha, Bwhahaahhahhahahahaha!!!!

There it is ladies and gentleman remember the following was just for fun, and not to be taken seriously I am for neither as I take neutral grounds on certain subjects, and hopefully you enjoyed this special.

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