Top 10 Songs That Make You Wonder How They Were Even Approved by a Record Label

TheEvilNuggetCookie
These are songs that surprisingly made it past publishing. Don't even ask me how.

The Top Ten

1 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

You have to imagine that there was a table full of people who actually read these lyrics and said; " yes, this is quality material that should be published and sold to consumers" - TheEvilNuggetCookie

This song was made as a joke, when they were working on the album. Then, they decided it would be good to put it on the album. WHY! - ProPanda

This should have been number 1 on WonkeyDude98's Top 10 Songs that Deserve to Be Hated the Most list, not Baby. At least that song didn't make me want to jump off a cliff. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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2 Rack City - Tyga Rack City - Tyga

It's so boring and atrocious at the same time, how did it even chart? - TheEvilNuggetCookie

3 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

It got approved because Sir Mix-a-lot likes Nicki's big butt. - TwitchandVinegar

4 Ur So Gay - Katy Perry Ur So Gay - Katy Perry

Label: "Nope, this could in no way be viewed as offensive". - TheEvilNuggetCookie

My friend is lesbian and she doesn't even find this offensive...

5 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz Birthday Song - 2 Chainz

"She got a big booty so I call her big booty" wow. How did this get approved again? - Brobusky

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6 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer Bubble Butt - Major Lazer V 2 Comments
7 Bitch I'm Madonna - Madonna Bitch I'm Madonna - Madonna
8 Crayons Can Melt On Us for All I Care - Relient K Crayons Can Melt On Us for All I Care - Relient K V 1 Comment
9 Hello Kitty - Avril Lavigne Hello Kitty - Avril Lavigne
10 Pillowtalk - Zayn Pillowtalk - Zayn

The label was like; "yep, let's sell a graphic depiction of sex to his 9 year old fans". - TheEvilNuggetCookie

The Contenders

11 Birthday Cake - Rihanna Birthday Cake - Rihanna

How would any professional decide to put this atrocity on the same album as the phenomenal "We Found Love"? - TheEvilNuggetCookie

12 My Neck My Back - Khia My Neck My Back - Khia
13 No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd
14 Fack - Eminem Fack - Eminem

Eminem has officially made a song that makes sad people happy...for a while as they ultimately drift away from society and become mutant rats with dog ears.

15 Love Me - Lil Wayne Love Me - Lil Wayne
16 U.O.E.N.O. - Rocko U.O.E.N.O. - Rocko
17 Lolly - Maejor Ali Lolly - Maejor Ali
18 Watch Me - Silento Watch Me - Silento

Silento wasn't signed at the time - ProPanda

19 Eenie Meenie - Sean Kingston & Justin Bieber Eenie Meenie - Sean Kingston & Justin Bieber

"I'll show you what you're misssing. Paradise"- A fifteen year old Justin Bieber - ProPanda

20 Dear Future Husband - Meghan Trainor Dear Future Husband - Meghan Trainor
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