Top Ten Songs to Never Sing In Front of the Queen of England


The Top Ten

1 J*** In My Pants - The Lonely Island
2 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

The queen would hate me.. This song is horrible! - Number18

I pity the Queen if she has to hear this torture! - RiverClanRocks

You might never be allowed to visit England again.

3 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

HAHAHHAHA I can't stop thinking about it!

Me: I'm sexy and I know it.

The Queen: I say.

4 Fack - Eminem
5 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
6 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
7 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber
8 Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy
9 F*** With a Knife - Cannibal Corpse
10 Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie

Hahaaahaha best song ever

There's a song called that?! - MichelleReeves

The Contenders

11 All Gold Everything - Trinidad James
12 Thrift Shop - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

I hope she offers to knight Macklemore, and then stick that sword in his face. - PositronWildhawk

13 Sky Full of Stars - Coldplay
14 Home - Gym Class Heroes
15 Turn My Swag On - Soulja Boy
16 Anarchy In the U.K. - Sex Pistols

This should replace God save that old queen as the English anthem as the current anthem is racist, xenophobic, royalist. The only place for royalty is in a theme park.

17 My Name Is - Eminem
18 Gas Pedal - Sage the Gemini
19 Versace - Migos
20 Tick Tick Boom - The Hives
21 The Show Goes On - Lupe Fiasco
22 Wiggle - Jason Derulo
23 7/11 - Beyonce

I love this song! But would you think that the Queen Of England would like to hear that? Shoulders sideways? Dropping alcohol? Sorry for the error everybody. - JaysTop10List

24 Rock With You - Michael Jackson
25 Just a Friend - Biz Markie
26 Feels Good - Tony Toni Tone
27 Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz
28 Good Life - Kanye West
29 Shake It Off - Taylor Swift
30 Dark Horse - Katy Perry
31 Super Bass - Nicki Minaj
32 Confident - Justin Bieber
33 Kim - Eminem
34 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
35 TwerkIt - Busta Rhymes
36 I Wish - Cher Lloyd
37 Yahhh! - Soulja Boy
38 Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
39 Make It Rain - Travis Porter

You would get in major trouble if you sang this to the queen.

40 Dance (A$$) - Big Sean
41 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's C*** - Cannibal Corpse
42 Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
43 All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor
44 Pour It Up - Rihanna
45 Booty Meat - Soulja Boy
46 Report Card - Soulja Boy
47 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
48 This Is the New S*** - Marilyn Manson

Don't get me wrong. I love this song, but the queen might get the wrong idea.

49 Party Rock Anthem - Lmfao
50 Hangover - Psy
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Top Remixes (4)

1. J*** In My Pants - The Lonely Island
2. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
3. Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
1. Rock With You - Michael Jackson
2. Just a Friend - Biz Markie
3. Feels Good - Tony Toni Tone
1. The Show Goes On - Lupe Fiasco
2. Tick Tick Boom - The Hives
3. Versace - Migos

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