Top Ten Songs to Play to Describe Martin Canine's Undeniably Great Sense of Humor
You may not know but I have the greatest sense of humor in the entire history of Planet Earth. For reasons unknown, I also have the greatest sense of humor in the history of Planet Uranus. But that's another story.
The host's reaction makes this as perfect as a song can be.
Really, this is, without any irony, the song that made me laugh the most.
Actually, the cover artwork for this album is more than enough to accurately depict my humor.
This is the greatest song of all time. An epic full of romance, adventure, thrill, humor and long hair.
This song, in addition to "Furry Walls" by Infant Sorrow, furthermore describes my entire personality and life.
(Since the audio sample mainly features the instrumental part, to clarify this: this is a song parody from the movie "Dance Flick")
The three most magic words I have ever heard: "pippedy caca poopoo".
"The entire "Kollegah" album is way more light hearted and comical than any other major album by him. It contains the same high quality lyricsim as always, but he doesn't take his pimp persona seriously in the slightest. "Bad Boy" is the most over the top on the album. Starting with a skit in which Kollegah, giving autographs, is called by a friend that he is in the back of a club with four women who want big penisses, and so he calls Kollegah because he "immediately thought of him". For the rest of the song he tries to get through the club but can't because so many women are flirting with him, while all the G's step aside for him. He is not interested in the women, but allows them to buy him a drink. The description of the women is also funny, like, they spend several hours in front of the mirror putting on layers of make up as thick as the handle of a tennis racket. All of this to the tune of Magic Affair's eurodance classic "Omen III".
This is an insanely over the top and funny ...more
There was a time when I wondered what Amish people thought of this song... then I figured out they'll never hear it.
Yes, I chose this song exactly why you think I did.
The most ironic thing is... this guy did in 2006 what I praise Young Thug for now... but somehow this here sounds eighteen times more ridiculous.
This song probably reflects YOUR reaction right now after having seen the other items.