Top 10 Songs to Play to Your Bullies
Play this one really loud, put on your Michael Phelps "mad face", then run straight at your bully as fast as you can. It is guaranteed that the bully will poop his pants, along with probably half the other people around you.
Also known as "Death From Above".
That song is annoying, I'm sorry.
That opening line is more than enough...
This is perfect.
I would love to play that song for a bully!
Great song to play to a bully.
This song is so MEAN
PERFECT song to play.
This song is about a school shooting.
Sinister sounding theme to a Clint Eastwood movie. For anti-bully inspiration check out the scene in the movie "Kick-Ass", where the 11-year old character Hit Girl faces down a group of armed adult men, as this music plays in the background. Spoiler Alert: she wins.
Get your dad a green beret with a Special Forces insignia. Tell him you made it yourself and you would just love it if he wore it on days when he drops you off for school. When people at school ask you about it, give an evasive answer.