Top 10 Songs to Play to Your Bullies

The Top Ten
1 Waking the Demon - Bullet for My Valentine
2 I Hate You - Frank Carter & the Rattlesnakes
3 Everybody's Fool - Evanscence
4 Beautiful - Christina Aguilera
5 Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
6 Ride of the Valkyries - Richard Wagner

Play this one really loud, put on your Michael Phelps "mad face", then run straight at your bully as fast as you can. It is guaranteed that the bully will poop his pants, along with probably half the other people around you.

Also known as "Death From Above".

7 Sweet Sacrifice - Evanescence
8 Going Under - Evanescence
9 Viper Strike - Highly Suspect
10 Forget You - Cee Lo Green
The Contenders
11 Shake It Off - Taylor Swift

That song is annoying, I'm sorry.

12 Disasterpiece - Slipknot

That opening line is more than enough...

This is perfect.

13 F**k You - Lily Allen

I would love to play that song for a bully!

Great song to play to a bully.

14 Bad Blood - Taylor Swift
15 Mean - Taylor Swift

This song is so MEAN

16 Payback - Slayer

PERFECT song to play.

17 I'm a Hater - Waka Flocka Flame
18 My Fist, Your Mouth, Her Scars - Bullet for My Valentine
19 Kick Me - Sleeping with Sirens
20 Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

This song is about a school shooting.

21 Kill You - Eminem
22 Criminally Insane - Slayer
23 For a Few Dollars More - Ennio Morricone

Sinister sounding theme to a Clint Eastwood movie. For anti-bully inspiration check out the scene in the movie "Kick-Ass", where the 11-year old character Hit Girl faces down a group of armed adult men, as this music plays in the background. Spoiler Alert: she wins.

24 The Ballad of the Green Berets - SSgt. Barry Sadler

Get your dad a green beret with a Special Forces insignia. Tell him you made it yourself and you would just love it if he wore it on days when he drops you off for school. When people at school ask you about it, give an evasive answer.

25 Nobody Likes You - Pink Guy
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