Top Ten Songs in a Proctologist's Playlist

I really had to dig (ahem) deep to find songs to fit this list nicely. If you would like a hand in this list, feel free to add more - there's plenty of room.
The Top Ten
1 Hurt - Johnny Cash
2 Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen

Hugh Jass 'n' Jack Ass wanted me to thank you for cramming so much humour into the back doors of this list. They would have thanked you personally but they have to be up at the crack of Dawn (or Dawn's crack to be more poetic ;).

Fat bottomed girls make the rocking' world go round.

3 It Hurts Me Too - Elmore James
4 Losing Hand - The Paul Butterfield Blues Band

Double glove, baby... Double glove.

5 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas
6 Do You Really Want to Hurt Me - Culture Club
7 Down in a Hole - Alice in Chains
8 Pain In the Ass - Nina Kraviz & Alex Kid

...Which you definitely are not. You deposit the funniest of comments into the toilet bowl of life and manage to get away with it (by the seat of your pants) Have yourself a crack-in' day ;).

9 Cheek to Cheek - Fred Astaire
10 Keep on Smilin' - Wet Willie
The Contenders
11 All of Me - Ruth Etting

Lol What a funny list!

12 Baby Come Back - Player

Gorgeous song. How did this one find its way here?

13 Hemorrhoids - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
14 Bend Me, Shape Me - The American Breed
15 The Things We Do for Love - 10cc
16 Let Me In - R.E.M.
17 Back in the Saddle Again - Gene Autry
18 Backfield in Motion - Mel and Tim
19 Turn Around, Look at Me - The Vogues

GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST! It's like a two-headed coin!

20 Havin' a Real Bad Day - Taj Mahal

"Good mornin' Miss Brown, mama how do you do? " Okay, perhaps not the best choice of colors; but hey, I didn't write it:).

21 Let Me In - The Sensations
22 Oom Pah Pah - Oliver!
23 Havana Moon - Geoff & Maria Muldaur

I get it! Well, not actually "get it"...I mean I do but I don't. Not for a while at least :).

24 Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC
25 Back Door Man - Howlin' Wolf

Extremely pretentious term for the lesser Colorectal Surgeon.

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