Top Ten Songs That Should Never Be In a SpongeBob SquarePants Episode

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These songs should never be included in a SBSP episode as it would ruin the show's reputation and piss people off

The Top Ten

1 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Imagine how scarred for life all the kids would be.

I would hate the writers even more if the citizens of Bikini Bottom were written to think Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj was better than any of Squidward's talent. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I don't like this list because why would any of the songs on this list be in a spongebob episode and some of the songs on this list have swear's in them and kids are watching and at least sailor mouth has dolphin nosies to block the sounds and in my opinion I think it teaches kids not to swear but why would these songs be in spongebob anyway? - MrMonkey

Duh it's got a swear in it.

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2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

The song it was made out of, Baby Got Back appeared on a SpongeBob Burger King commercial in 2009. - FasterThanSonic

3 Baby - Justin Bieber

If that happen, I'll hate SBSP for the rest of meh life

4 Devoured by Vermin - Cannibal Corpse

This in a SpongeBob episode? That would be something.

5 Crank That - Soulja Boy
6 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

This is the worst song ever

7 What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

This song is weird and cheesy

Yes what the other person said

8 We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is bad.

9 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz
10 J*** in My Pants - The Lonely Island

The Contenders

11 Friday - Rebecca Black

This wouldn't work, SpongeBob hates weekends because he can't go to work. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

12 Drunk on a Plane - Dierks Bentley

HA! Drunk at The Krusty Krab! Imagine if The Krusty Krab started serving alcohol. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

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13 Kim - Eminem

Imagine Spongebob killing Sandy - Hotheart123

14 Wiggle - Jason Derulo
15 Chainsaw Gutsf*** - Mayhem
16 Tik Tok - Ke$ha
17 Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO
18 Sorry for Party Rocking - LMFAO

So much LMFAO on this list - GrapeJuiceK

19 All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor
20 Where Them Girls At? - David Guetta
21 Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-lot
22 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
23 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island

This song is gross and overrated.

24 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer

Lol

25 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's C*** - Cannibal Corpse
26 Twerkit - Busta Rhymes
27 Make It Rain - Travis Porter
28 I C** Blood - Cannibal Corpse
29 Drink a Beer - Luke Bryan
30 Redneck Crazy - Tyler Farr
31 Bound 2 - Kanye West
32 Fack - Eminem
33 Death to Jesus - Deicide
34 I Wish - Cher Lloyd
35 Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
36 Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse
37 Dope Peddler - 2 Chainz
38 Look at Me Now - Chris Brown
39 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
40 Date Rape - Sublime
41 Cat Daddy - The Rej3ctz
42 Naziboy (Gio Diss) - Spongebozz

Given the fact that the song's in German, it would still be inappropriate.

43 Cannibal - Ke$ha

God that would be so irritating.

44 Booty Wurk - T-Pain
45 Shots - LMFAO
46 Get Low - Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz
47 Daddy - Korn
48 Young, Wild & Free - Wiz Khalifa
49 Shake That - Eminem
50 Cockiness - Rihanna
51 Ellen Degeneres - Lil B
52 Caillou - Lil B
53 First of the Year (Equinox) - Skrillex
54 Whistle - Flo Rida
55 Rock 'N Roll N****r - Marilyn Manson
56 Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy
57 Mann Gegen Mann - Rammstein
58 Hit Em Up - Lil Wayne
59 Time Sands - Sleaford Mods
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