Top Ten Songs Taylor Swift Should Make

I punched you in the face for texting your mom
I handcuffed you to the door
You called the cops and we were no more
Maybe I am the problem?

Taylor has a song like maybe I am the problem
Your list is all wrong
She is a great singer
BETTER FOR YOU TO STOP HATE HER

Listen to Back to December. Taylor actually APOLOGIZES

Guys, it's called "Back to December."

I wrote a song
To get money
And now I suck it up
Because I don't actually care about our breakup

Can I say the truth
The real thing
I only dated you for inspiration
I needed my next hit

I look back on my songs
Basically my love life
That costs 11.99
And I'm starting to realize
And I don't know why
But everything is about breakups

I date a new guy way too soon
I jump from boy to boy
So I decided to be single for a while

Every one is HAPPY because of Taylor Swift

Cause I'm going to break, break, break, break, break up
With all my boy, boy, boy, boy, boyfriends
Baby, all I do is shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake them off!
I shake them off!

Please! If Taylor Swift is actually reading this, PLEASE make a song about Shortie Minaj!

I have no idea who that is? So this is fine.

That would actually be a good idea...

How did I know this would happen?

I date boys
I break up with boys
So I'm going to date a girl
I'm dying to see how this one ends

Wouldn't be so catchy.

Men always underrate
They think we are delicate
But I, I, I
Am proud to be a girl.