Top 10 Songs that Try to Be Sexy but are Not

The Top Ten

1 Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah!) - Gary Glitter

No, but he sure as hell wanted to touch all those kids. - PositronWildhawk

An unsexy song by a pedophile

2 Candyland - Blood on the Dance Floor
3 Birthday Cake - Rihanna
4 Sexting - Blood on the Dance Floor
5 Tonight (I'm F***in' You) - Enrique Iglesias
6 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry
7 Body Like a Back Road - Sam Hunt
8 S My D - Blood on the Dance Floor
9 My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas
10 Innocent High - Blood on the Dance Floor

The Contenders

11 Shape of You - Ed Sheeran
12 Call Me Master - Blood on the Dance Floor
13 Strip that Down - Liam Payne
14 It's on Like Donkey Kong - Blood on the Dance Floor
15 Pillowtalk - Zayn
16 Scream for My Ice Cream - Blood on the Dance Floor

Jesus Christ, what is this

17 Marvin Gaye - Charlie Puth
18 Bewitched - Blood on the Dance Floor
19 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
20 Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding
21 Blood on the Dance Floor - Blood on the Dance Floor

Lawl, why would you make a song about urself

22 Dark Horse - Katy Perry
23 Privacy - Chris Brown

Just plain nasty - DaWyteNight

It ain’t h0t or s3xy at all - BlazingParasol

24 Freaxx - Brokencyde
25 Sexyback - Justin Timberlake
26 Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - Cheeky Girls
27 Whistle - Flo Rida
28 PYD - Justin Bieber
29 So Hott - Kid Rock
30 Can I Touch You... There? - Michael Bolton
31 Something in Your Mouth - Nickelback
32 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - Rod Stewart
33 Ima Monster - Blood on the Dance Floor
34 Yo, Ho - Blood on the Dance Floor
35 Horrifically Delicious - Blood on the Dance Floor
36 Inject Me Sweetly - Blood on the Dance Floor
37 Taste of Teriyaki - Um Jammer Lammy
38 Dangerous Woman - Ariana Grande
39 Love Me Harder - Ariana Grande & the Weeknd
40 Earned It - The Weeknd
41 Booty Call - Brokencyde
42 Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? - Arctic Monkeys
43 Fetish - Selena Gomez
44 I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
45 I Don't Wanna Live Forever - Zayn & Taylor Swift
46 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber
47 Beauty and a Beat - Justin Bieber
48 ... Ready for It? - Taylor Swift
49 Trapped in the Closet - R. Kelly
50 Manic Monday - The Bangles
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