Top Ten Songs on a Urologist's Playlist
Stretch that imagination, have a long hard think about which songs would best suit a Urologist. Think about the Pees and Queues first though; they must fit nicely. See how many you can come up with...
(Hmm... Real cutie pie)... You must be the hygienist... The wha? Ain't this a dentist's office?... Huh? Wull, that splains why you unzip... Hey. Who's THAT guy?... What the hell is THAT thing?!... Back up, sucker! Step off!... I take tai-chi... My brudder plays a hit man on YouTube... My sister's a voodoo priestess... My... I'll... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PECKER MAN!
The first thing I thought of when I saw this list was "Why Does it Hurt When I Pee? ". The song, that is...
Always does. Gets woozy. Smacks into walls. Knocks down retail displays. Takes the long way home...
"Doing that crazy hand jive" Easy how you go there. Really like this song by the way.
Never get lemon juice in yer eye. Ah hear it do burn.
Yup. Shine it up every Thursday. Turtle Wax. Still purrs like a Jag-u-er:).
