Top Ten Songs on a Urologist's PlaylistStretch that imagination, have a long hard think about which songs would best suit a Urologist. Think about the Pees and Queues first though; they must fit nicely. See how many you can come up with...
The Top Ten Songs on a Urologist's Playlist
(Hmm... Real cutie pie)... You must be the hygienist... The wha? Ain't this a dentist's office?... Huh? Wull, that splains why you unzip... Hey. Who's THAT guy?... What the hell is THAT thing?!... Back up, sucker! Step off!... I take tai-chi... My brudder plays a hit man on YouTube... My sister's a voodoo priestess... My... I'll... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PECKER MAN!
Add image?! Not on your hecky-peckin' nelly..! - Britgirl
Laughed out loud at that. You are a real tonic, V. Thank you ;). - Britgirl
The first thing I thought of when I saw this list was "Why Does it Hurt When I Pee? ". The song, that is... - Gg2000
Always does. Gets woozy. Smacks into walls. Knocks down retail displays. Takes the long way home...
"Doing that crazy hand jive" Easy how you go there. Really like this song by the way. - Britgirl
He tend to overdo, an' done got the tendin'-itis. 'Swhy he start "doing' dat han-jive wit' his feet":).
Never get lemon juice in yer eye. Ah hear it do burn.
Yup. Shine it up every Thursday. Turtle Wax. Still purrs like a Jag-u-er:).
The very thought makes ya kinda shrivel up like a spider on a hot stove.