Top Ten Songs on a Urologist's Playlist

Britgirl
Stretch that imagination, have a long hard think about which songs would best suit a Urologist. Think about the Pees and Queues first though; they must fit nicely. See how many you can come up with...

The Top Ten

1 My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
2 Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis
3 Big Balls - AC/DC
4 Needle Up My C*** - G.G. Allin

(Hmm... Real cutie pie)... You must be the hygienist... The wha? Ain't this a dentist's office?... Huh? Wull, that splains why you unzip... Hey. Who's THAT guy?... What the hell is THAT thing?!... Back up, sucker! Step off!... I take tai-chi... My brudder plays a hit man on YouTube... My sister's a voodoo priestess... My... I'll... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PECKER MAN!

Add image?! Not on your hecky-peckin' nelly..! - Britgirl

Laughed out loud at that. You are a real tonic, V. Thank you ;). - Britgirl

5 All the Small Things - blink-182
6 (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
7 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa

The first thing I thought of when I saw this list was "Why Does it Hurt When I Pee? ". The song, that is... - Gg2000

8 Detachable Penis - King Missile
9 A Change is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
10 King of Swing - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

The Contenders

11 That Smell - Lynyrd Skynyrd
12 Will It Go Round in Circles - Billy Preston

Always does. Gets woozy. Smacks into walls. Knocks down retail displays. Takes the long way home...

13 Kneein' Me - Geoff & Maria Muldaur
14 Crawlin' King Snake - Muddy Waters
15 Willie and the Hand Jive - King Biscuit Boy

"Doing that crazy hand jive" Easy how you go there. Really like this song by the way. - Britgirl

He tend to overdo, an' done got the tendin'-itis. 'Swhy he start "doing' dat han-jive wit' his feet":).

16 The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin

Never get lemon juice in yer eye. Ah hear it do burn.

17 Pride and Joy - Stevie Ray Vaughan

Yup. Shine it up every Thursday. Turtle Wax. Still purrs like a Jag-u-er:).

18 Don't Let Me Down - The Beatles
19 Get On Up - The Esquires
20 Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree - Tony Orlando & Dawn
21 Touch Me in the Morning - Diana Ross
22 Right Place Wrong Time - Dr. John
23 Little Willy - The Sweet
24 The Show Must Go On - Three Dog Night
25 Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
26 Love Hurts - Nazareth
27 Don't Give a Dose to the One You Love Most - Dr. Hook
28 Love Will Keep Us Together - Captain & Tennille
29 Black Water - The Doobie Brothers

The very thought makes ya kinda shrivel up like a spider on a hot stove.

30 Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) - Joe Tex
31 (Love Is) Thicker Than Water - Andy Gibb
32 Here You Come Again - Dolly Parton
33 Itchy B***S - Fawsome
34 Bad Case of Loving You - Robert Palmer
35 In the Navy - Village People
36 Biggest Part of Me - Ambrosia
37 Fire Lake - Bob Seger
38 Maneater - Hall & Oates
39 Rebel Yell - Billy Idol
40 Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
41 What's Love Got to Do with It - Tina Turner
42 Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
43 Pump Up the Jam - Technotronic
44 U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
45 My Love Lies Bleeding - King Biscuit Boy
46 Badly Bent - King Biscuit Boy
47 Don't You Ever Wash that Thing? - Frank Zappa
48 Going Down - Freddie King
49 Somebody's Been Playing with that Thing - Blind Boy Fuller
50 Burning Love - Elvis Presley
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