Top Ten Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Erectile DysfunctionBritgirl This list is not supposed to be "dirty" or "offensive" it's just another list. If you are without a sense of humour, visit another list. However, if you don't take things too seriously and DO have a sense of humour, stick around and add / vote as you wish.
The Top Ten
Down to Sweatspot, Tenn'see, was a dense young fella everybody called Punch Boy. Ran the elevator at Fulkerson's Famous Friendly Flop 'n' Rooftop Ginseng Gardens. Dullard got more facial rearrangement than Joanie Rivers an' ol' Burt the Bandit 'tween. Come from askin' the wrong ol' boys if they was going' up an' what floor they'd like to git off. Topped it with did they "need their luggage handled." The monkey never learns.
I swear, Doc, it was all a big misunderstanding. I thought she was havin' a seizure, so I held her down. Who knew she was married to a blacksmith?
Oh really that's a surprise I thought is about lack of attention of somebody's personality not somebody's libido which thanks to this list! - Kevinsidis
Ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog...
Yeah, well - whatever gets a Yorkie through the night.
Used t'know a guy we called Lonesome Lucius. Boy was so butt-ugly, we'd tell him he couldn't get none with a $50 bill an' a note from his mama. Found out how wrong we was when years later his mama told us t'call her Madam. An' here we was thinkin' he had nine sisters.
Haha! Thank you, MT! - Britgirl
Try switchin' t'boxers. Everybody gotta breathe.
No cash, just brass in pocket... Hmm...as soon I saw you I could tell at a glance you were hard up. - Britgirl
As luck would have it, it nearly do.
Haha! Nice to see at least one other person on here has a sense of humour! - Britgirl
If you gotta ask, Weezer, you might need a tweezer.
Size matters to Weezer, "The Tweezer" Boy. - Britgirl
With a lack of "the knack" you WOULD be frustrated! - Britgirl
"One day you're up and the next day you're down..."
Better'n right time, wrong place. Could get ugly.
Too much alkyhol kin be a distinct impediment to the bediment; a roadblock to the hard rock; a deflator of the pumpogator; a real skunk in the bunk... or so I've heard.
Fella down the road turned allergic to fur (a prickly problem it's own self). So he sold his hounds 'n' catch dogs, an' got hisself a big ol' iguana. But one day, the critter started stumblin' 'n' floppin', runnin' into walls, an' chokin' on its mangoes. So he brings the ailin' lizard down to ol' Doc Gelder, who prescribed Viagra. Yup... It was a reptile dysfunction.
Fella down the road turned allergic to fur (a prickly problem its own self:). So he sold his hounds 'n' catch dogs, an' got hisself a big 'ol iguana. But one day, the critter started stumblin' 'n' floppin', runnin' into walls, an' chokin' on its mangoes (now, now). So he brings the ailin' lizard down to ol' Doc Gelder, who prescribed Viagra. Yup... It was a reptile dysfunction.
WAAAY too close to yo' mama, boy.
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