Top Ten Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Erectile Dysfunction

This list is not supposed to be "dirty" or "offensive" it's just another list. If you are without a sense of humour, visit another list. However, if you don't take things too seriously and DO have a sense of humour, stick around and add / vote as you wish.
The Top Ten
1 Going Down - Freddie King

Down to Sweatspot, Tenn'see, was a dense young fella everybody called Punch Boy. Ran the elevator at Fulkerson's Famous Friendly Flop 'n' Rooftop Ginseng Gardens. Dullard got more facial rearrangement than Joanie Rivers an' ol' Burt the Bandit 'tween. Come from askin' the wrong ol' boys if they was going' up an' what floor they'd like to git off. Topped it with did they "need their luggage handled." The monkey never learns.

2 Badly Bent - King Biscuit Boy

I swear, Doc, it was all a big misunderstanding. I thought she was havin' a seizure, so I held her down. Who knew she was married to a blacksmith?

3 I Can't Get No Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones

Oh really that's a surprise I thought is about lack of attention of somebody's personality not somebody's libido which thanks to this list!

4 Little Willy - Sweet

Ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog...
Yeah, well - whatever gets a Yorkie through the night.

5 You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones
6 Don't Let Me Down - The Beatles
7 All the Small Things - Blink-182
8 Did I Shave My Legs for This? - Deana Carter
9 Gone Dead Train - Randy Newman
10 Embarrassment - Madness
The Contenders
11 The Soft Parade - The Doors
12 If I Had a Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary
13 Brass in Pocket - Pretenders

No cash, just brass in pocket... Hmm...as soon I saw you I could tell at a glance you were hard up.

14 Let It Grow - The Lorax Singers

The most obvious thing I could think of.

15 Soft - Kings of Leon
16 Hit the Road Jack - Ray Charles

As luck would have it, it nearly do.

17 Wishin' and Hopin' - Dusty Springfield
18 You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin' - Righteous Brothers

Try switchin' t'boxers. Everybody gotta breathe.

19 Busted - Ray Charles

Haha! Nice to see at least one other person on here has a sense of humour!

20 Been Down So Long - The Doors
21 It's Now or Never - Elvis Presley
22 Puff the Magic Dragon - Peter Paul & Mary
23 19th Nervous Breakdown - The Rolling Stones
24 Where's My Sex? - Weezer

If you gotta ask, Weezer, you might need a tweezer.

25 The Size of Matter - Watchtower

Size matters to Weezer, "The Tweezer" Boy.

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