Top Ten Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Erectile Dysfunction
This list is not supposed to be "dirty" or "offensive" it's just another list. If you are without a sense of humour, visit another list. However, if you don't take things too seriously and DO have a sense of humour, stick around and add / vote as you wish.Down to Sweatspot, Tenn'see, was a dense young fella everybody called Punch Boy. Ran the elevator at Fulkerson's Famous Friendly Flop 'n' Rooftop Ginseng Gardens. Dullard got more facial rearrangement than Joanie Rivers an' ol' Burt the Bandit 'tween. Come from askin' the wrong ol' boys if they was going' up an' what floor they'd like to git off. Topped it with did they "need their luggage handled." The monkey never learns.
I swear, Doc, it was all a big misunderstanding. I thought she was havin' a seizure, so I held her down. Who knew she was married to a blacksmith?
Oh really that's a surprise I thought is about lack of attention of somebody's personality not somebody's libido which thanks to this list!
Ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog...
Yeah, well - whatever gets a Yorkie through the night.
No cash, just brass in pocket... Hmm...as soon I saw you I could tell at a glance you were hard up.
The most obvious thing I could think of.
As luck would have it, it nearly do.
Try switchin' t'boxers. Everybody gotta breathe.
Haha! Nice to see at least one other person on here has a sense of humour!
If you gotta ask, Weezer, you might need a tweezer.
Size matters to Weezer, "The Tweezer" Boy.