Top Ten Songs Which Should Have Been Written About Erectile Dysfunction

This list is not supposed to be "dirty" or "offensive" it's just another list. If you are without a sense of humour, visit another list. However, if you don't take things too seriously and DO have a sense of humour, stick around and add / vote as you wish.

The Top Ten

Going Down - Freddie King Going Down - Freddie King Cover Art

Down to Sweatspot, Tenn'see, was a dense young fella everybody called Punch Boy. Ran the elevator at Fulkerson's Famous Friendly Flop 'n' Rooftop Ginseng Gardens. Dullard got more facial rearrangement than Joanie Rivers an' ol' Burt the Bandit 'tween. Come from askin' the wrong ol' boys if they was going' up an' what floor they'd like to git off. Topped it with did they "need their luggage handled." The monkey never learns.

Badly Bent - King Biscuit Boy Badly Bent - King Biscuit Boy Cover Art

I swear, Doc, it was all a big misunderstanding. I thought she was havin' a seizure, so I held her down. Who knew she was married to a blacksmith?

I Can't Get No Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones I Can't Get No Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones Cover Art

Oh really that's a surprise I thought is about lack of attention of somebody's personality not somebody's libido which thanks to this list! - Kevinsidis

Little Willy - Sweet Little Willy - Sweet Cover Art

Ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog...
Yeah, well - whatever gets a Yorkie through the night.

You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones Cover Art

Used t'know a guy we called Lonesome Lucius. Boy was so butt-ugly, we'd tell him he couldn't get none with a $50 bill an' a note from his mama. Found out how wrong we was when years later his mama told us t'call her Madam. An' here we was thinkin' he had nine sisters.

Don't Let Me Down - The Beatles Don't Let Me Down - The Beatles Cover Art
All the Small Things - Blink-182 All the Small Things - Blink-182 Cover Art
Gone Dead Train - Randy Newman
Embarrassment - Madness
Did I Shave My Legs for This? - Deana Carter Did I Shave My Legs for This? - Deana Carter Cover Art

The Contenders

Soft - Kings of Leon
The Soft Parade - The Doors The Soft Parade - The Doors Cover Art
If I Had a Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary If I Had a Hammer - Peter, Paul & Mary Cover Art
Brass in Pocket - Pretenders Brass in Pocket - Pretenders Cover Art

No cash, just brass in pocket... Hmm...as soon I saw you I could tell at a glance you were hard up. - Britgirl

Hit the Road Jack - Ray Charles Hit the Road Jack - Ray Charles Cover Art

As luck would have it, it nearly do.

Wishin' and Hopin' - Dusty Springfield Wishin' and Hopin' - Dusty Springfield Cover Art
You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin' - Righteous Brothers You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin' - Righteous Brothers Cover Art

Try switchin' t'boxers. Everybody gotta breathe.

Busted - Ray Charles Busted - Ray Charles Cover Art

Haha! Nice to see at least one other person on here has a sense of humour! - Britgirl

Been Down So Long - The Doors Been Down So Long - The Doors Cover Art
It's Now or Never - Elvis Presley It's Now or Never - Elvis Presley Cover Art
Puff the Magic Dragon - Peter Paul & Mary Puff the Magic Dragon - Peter Paul & Mary Cover Art
19th Nervous Breakdown - The Rolling Stones 19th Nervous Breakdown - The Rolling Stones Cover Art
Where's My Sex? - Weezer Where's My Sex? - Weezer Cover Art

If you gotta ask, Weezer, you might need a tweezer.

The Size of Matter - Watchtower The Size of Matter - Watchtower Cover Art

Size matters to Weezer, "The Tweezer" Boy. - Britgirl

Frustrated - The Knack Frustrated - The Knack Cover Art

With a lack of "the knack" you WOULD be frustrated! - Britgirl

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