Top Ten Songs with the Most Boring or Underwhelming Beats of All Time

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Note: there's a difference between boring and atmospheric, and underwhelming and minimalistic.

The Top Ten

1 No Joke - Shindy No Joke - Shindy

I really hope this song is a joke though.
Shindy is a great rapper and a good producer... but wow. As a non-professional I recreated this beat in about a minute. Two synth lines, and a short, cut-off clap. Every once in a while a crash sound. There also appears to be a quiet bass line. But that clap alone annoys me.

And on top, both Shindy and Ali Bumaye, both good German rappers, talk absolutely unfocused nonsense that barely rhymes. - Martin_Canine

2 Mosh & Roll! - Blood On the Dance Floor

This song comes from the same guy who made "Where's My Wonderland"... - Martin_Canine

3 #Twerkit (feat. Nicki Minaj) - Busta Rhymes
4 Donk - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

I can sum up in one word why Lil Wayne is miles away from being the worst rapper: Donk.

by the way: even though that beat is basic as hell, his vocals are way more static and repetitive. - Martin_Canine

5 We Want C*** - Jeffree Star

I am so glad that he quickly found a professional producer for his only album and the several non-album singles to come... - Martin_Canine

6 Dance (A$$) - Big Sean
7 Nachts zum Strand gehen - Alex C.
8 Alkopop - Die Atzen Alkopop - Die Atzen
9 Yahhh! - Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
10 My 1st Single - Eminem
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