Top 10 Songs with the Funniest Clean Versions


The Top Ten

1 Puke - Eminem

"You're a piece of poop, I hope you die! " As if the song wasn't dumb enough - Hotheart123

I think it is a %100

I just heard this it’s hilarious

2 Drips - Eminem

Just silence. - Hotheart123

3 One Shot 2 Shot - Eminem

Nearly the whole song is blank. Are the microphones broken? - Hotheart123

4 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

"Chuck him in my automobile" The thought of Nicki killing a man in her automobile scares me. - Hotheart123

5 Public Service Announcement 2000 - Eminem

The sample is explicit, but the actual clean version is just 2 seconds of utter silence. - yaygiants16

See #5 - Hotheart123

6 Needed Me - Rihanna

Again, did the microphones break? - Hotheart123

One of my favorite modern songs. - Catacorn

7 Bitch Better Have My Money - Rihanna

So you're not gonna censor the B word in the title but you'll censor everything else? - Hotheart123

8 Payphone - Maroon 5

Yeah, the clean version of this one is great.

What was wrong with this one? - RalphBob

9 Fack - Eminem
10 So Much Better - Eminem

It seems like Eminem's trying to speak another language on some lines. - Hotheart123

The Newcomers

? Hot Dog - Limp Bizkit
? Y'all Want a Single - Korn

Y'all Want a Single Say Suck That - JCHOW

The Contenders

11 F**k You - CeeLo Green
12 Young Forever - Nicki Minaj

Because Spotify got confused and thought this was dirty, it's listed as (Edited). - Hotheart123

13 Marilyn Monroe - Nicki Minaj

See #9 - Hotheart123

14 Classico - Tenacious D
15 Rap God - Eminem
16 Day 'n' Nite - Kid Cudi
17 Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) - Tenacious D
18 A.D.I.D.A.S - Korn
19 Everywhere I Go - Hollywood Undead

"Gotta get (blank) before my mom wakes up" (HOW THE HECK IS "DRUNK" A CURSE?)
"Break uo with my girlfriend so I can bang (blank)" (It's a curse word, but leaving it blank makes it seems weird. Bang what?)

"Everywhere I go
Deidbsisds always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weewewwweweewe that he loves to show"

W t f? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

20 Sober - Tool

Jesus wants his giant whistle - JCHOW

21 F**k You - Lily Allen

The animal sounds

22 Last Resort - Papa Roach
23 Man in the Box - Alice in Chains
24 Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

Like half the words werent censored

25 Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
26 Freaky Friday - Lil Dicky

The n word is replaced with "winner" and it sounds ridiculous. - oneshot

27 Broccoli - D.R.A.M. & Lil Yachty

Why is Yachty making airplane noises…oh wait…

28 I Love It - Kanye West & Lil Pump

You’re such a Freaky girl

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List Stats

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Top Remixes

1. Payphone - Maroon 5
2. Drips - Eminem
3. Fack - Eminem
1. Puke - Eminem
2. One Shot 2 Shot - Eminem
3. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj


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