Top Ten Songs With the Funniest Misheard Lyrics
The Top Ten
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Excuse me while I kiss 'this guy' 😂 - Beatlesboy9
Who you gonna call? Those bastards!
Actual lyric (exclamation):
Innocence! - Metal_Treasure
It doesn't even matter if we're naked or not
There's a Bathroom on the right
This song is full of misheard lyrics, especially in the chorus. - NuMetalManiakV 2 Comments
Actually, very nice city wouldn't be that bad of a lyric change. - RiverClanRocksV 1 Comment
I left my brains down in Africa
I guess it rains down in Africa - zee_ma
I'll never leave your pizza burning. - KyleDCrocodile
"You can leave your HEAD ON" (just play the sample) - Metal_Treasure
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck... - Metal_Treasure
Wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night
Kicking your cat all over the place
Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie.
Actual Lyric: Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite. - Metal_Treasure
Real Lyric: I tell you to enjoy life. - Metal_TreasureV 1 Comment
As I watch Jethro Tull.
Actual lyric - "As I watch death unfold". - Metal_Treasure
See that girl watch her scream kicking the dancing queen - SteelCity99
"Call all the Starbucks Lovers" or "All the lovely Starbucks lovers"
"Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane"
"I'm farting carrots"
All my friends are eating steak and snow - lovefrombadlands
Tú quieres manzana (You want an apple) - glennobrien
Speak the truth about me, determined.
Spit the truth about me to Germans. - Metal_Treasure
"Neat, sweet - a teat! " - Martin_Canine
GRANDMA SHOULD PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP!
HIDE THE HASEJEFESFEFEFSFS SHAKE UP! (hasegsgesgahsfeasgeg)
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KETCHUP ON THE TABLE? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
"See that girl? watch us scream, kicking the dancing queen"
"Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"
I wanna hold your ham - SteelCity99
Missing Gin and Beer in Sight
Dark erection kills the lime - SteelCity99
Hamster! A Dentist! Hard Porn! Steven Seagull! - SteelCity99
This is one of the funniest ever. Actual Lyrics: Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker! - Metal_Treasure
Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the sides!
Actual Lyric: Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure
Next thing you know, they'll take my dogs away.
Actual: Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away. - Metal_Treasure
I'll keep the muffin.
Actual Lyric: I'll keep on laughing. - Metal_Treasure
My name's Tony. I've got some bacon.
Actual Lyric: Mindless tyranny, forgotten victims. - Metal_Treasure
Valhalla, the liver runs.
Actual Lyric: Valhalla, deliverance. - Metal_Treasure
"I'll make you lick your butt crack every day" - ZootopiaFan
"Keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean bar" - ZootopiaFan
"If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like fish" - ZootopiaFan
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