Top Ten Songs With the Funniest Misheard Lyrics

The Top Ten

1 Purple Haze

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy

Excuse me while I kiss 'this guy' 😂 - Beatlesboy9

2 Ghostbusters

Who you gonna call? Those bastards!

3 Dyers Eve - Metallica

Anal sex!
Actual lyric (exclamation):
Innocence! - Metal_Treasure

4 Livin' on a Prayer

It doesn't even matter if we're naked or not

5 Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

There's a Bathroom on the right

6 Smells Like Teen Spirit

This song is full of misheard lyrics, especially in the chorus. - NuMetalManiak

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7 DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love
8 Paradise City

Actually, very nice city wouldn't be that bad of a lyric change. - RiverClanRocks

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9 Africa - Toto

I left my brains down in Africa

I guess it rains down in Africa - zee_ma

10 Beast of Burden - The Rolling Stones

I'll never leave your pizza burning. - KyleDCrocodile

The Newcomers

? Counting Stars - OneRepublic

The Contenders

11 You Can Leave Your Hat On - Joe Cocker

"You can leave your HEAD ON" (just play the sample) - Metal_Treasure

12 Tiny Dancer
13 Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck... - Metal_Treasure

14 Blinded by the Light

Wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night

15 We Will Rock You

Kicking your cat all over the place

16 Enter Sandman - Metallica

Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie.
Actual Lyric: Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite. - Metal_Treasure

17 Paranoid

Real Lyric: I tell you to enjoy life. - Metal_Treasure

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18 Ride the Lightning - Metallica

As I watch Jethro Tull.
Actual lyric - "As I watch death unfold". - Metal_Treasure

19 Dancing Queen

See that girl watch her scream kicking the dancing queen - SteelCity99

20 Blank Space - Taylor Swift

"Call all the Starbucks Lovers" or "All the lovely Starbucks lovers"

"Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane"

21 Clocks - Coldplay
22 Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
23 Good for You - Selena Gomez

"I'm farting carrots"

24 Wild Ones - Flo Rida
25 Heathens - Twenty One Pilots

All my friends are eating steak and snow - lovefrombadlands

26 Sugar
27 Beauty and a Beat - Justin Bieber
28 Barbie Girl - Aqua
29 Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z
30 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
31 Billie Jean - Michael Jackson

Tú quieres manzana (You want an apple) - glennobrien

32 Mouth for War - Pantera

Actual Lyric:
Speak the truth about me, determined.

Misheard Lyric:
Spit the truth about me to Germans. - Metal_Treasure

33 When They Come for Me - Linkin Park
34 Make Them Suffer - Cannibal Corpse
35 The Addams Family Theme

"Neat, sweet - a teat! " - Martin_Canine

36 Chop Suey! - System of a Down


37 Dancing Queen - Abba

"See that girl? watch us scream, kicking the dancing queen"

38 Losing My Religion - R.E.M.

"Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"

39 I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

I wanna hold your ham - SteelCity99

40 The Thing that Should Not Be - Metallica

Missing Gin and Beer in Sight
Dark erection kills the lime - SteelCity99

41 Wishmaster - Nightwish

Hamster! A Dentist! Hard Porn! Steven Seagull! - SteelCity99

This is one of the funniest ever. Actual Lyrics: Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker! - Metal_Treasure

42 Fuel - Metallica

Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the sides!
Actual Lyric: Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

43 Holy Wars... the Punishment Due - Megadeth

Next thing you know, they'll take my dogs away.
Actual: Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away. - Metal_Treasure

44 The Curse of Feanor - Blind Guardian

I'll keep the muffin.
Actual Lyric: I'll keep on laughing. - Metal_Treasure

45 Die by the Sword - Slayer

My name's Tony. I've got some bacon.
Actual Lyric: Mindless tyranny, forgotten victims. - Metal_Treasure

46 Valhalla - Blind Guardian

Valhalla, the liver runs.
Actual Lyric: Valhalla, deliverance. - Metal_Treasure

47 Birthday - Katy Perry

"I'll make you lick your butt crack every day" - ZootopiaFan

48 Cake By the Ocean - DNCE

"Keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean bar" - ZootopiaFan

49 Payphone - Maroon 5

"If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like fish" - ZootopiaFan

50 Blue Orchid - The White Stripes
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