Top Ten Songs With the Funniest Misheard Lyrics

The Top Ten

1 Purple Haze - The Jimi Hendrix Experience Purple Haze - The Jimi Hendrix Experience

Scuse me while I kiss this guy lol

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy

Excuse me while I kiss 'this guy' 😂 - Beatlesboy9

2 Ghostbusters Ghostbusters

Who you gonna call? Those bastards!

3 Dyers Eve - Metallica Dyers Eve - Metallica

Anal sex!
Actual lyric:
Innocence! - Metal_Treasure

4 Livin' on a Prayer


It doesn't even matter if we're naked or not

5 Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

There's a Bathroom on the right

6 Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck... - Metal_Treasure

7 You Can Leave Your Hat On - Joe Cocker

"You can leave your HEAD ON" (just play the sample) - Metal_Treasure

8 Smells Like Teen Spirit


I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl! I'm a skittle! I'm a beetle! YAY!

Here we are now, in containers

This song is full of misheard lyrics, especially in the chorus. - NuMetalManiak

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9 Beast of Burden - The Rolling Stones

I'll never leave your pizza burning. - KyleDCrocodile

10 DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love

'Dj god is falling in love again

The Contenders

11 Africa - Toto

I guess it rains down in Africa - zee_ma

I left my brains down in Africa

12 Blinded by the Light

Wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night

13 Paradise City

Take me down to a very nice city

Actually, very nice city wouldn't be that bad of a lyric change. - RiverClanRocks

14 Enter Sandman - Metallica

Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie.
Actual Lyric: Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite. - Metal_Treasure

15 Sad - XXXTentacion
16 We Will Rock You

Kicking your cat all over the place

17 Ride the Lightning - Metallica

As I watch Jethro Tull.
Actual lyric - "As I watch death unfold". - Metal_Treasure

18 Beauty and a Beat - Justin Bieber

"All... I need. Is a booty and a beat" Booty misheard lyrics.

Here's a misheard one:
Misheard: Justin Beaver.
Correct: Justin Bieber

19 Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65

"I'ma beat up a guy" - Eiffel 65

20 Dancing Queen

See that girl watch her scream kicking the dancing queen

21 Heathens - Twenty One Pilots

All my friends are eating steak and snow

22 Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z
23 Blank Space - Taylor Swift

"Call all the Starbucks Lovers" or "All the lovely Starbucks lovers"

"Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane"

24 Barbie Girl - Aqua

Misheard lyrics: Come on Barbie, let's go potty!
Actual lyrics: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

25 Clocks - Coldplay

Vomitando por naliz (Vomiting through the nose) - glennobrien

26 The Addams Family Theme

"Neat, sweet - a teat! " - Martin_Canine

27 Good for You - Selena Gomez

"I'm farting carrots"

28 Dancing Queen - Abba

I have another one: "Feel the beat from the tangerine". - Gg2000

"See that girl? watch us scream, kicking the dancing queen"

29 Wild Ones - Flo Rida
30 Sugar
31 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
32 Billie Jean - Michael Jackson

Tú quieres manzana (You want an apple) - glennobrien

33 Mouth for War - Pantera

Actual Lyric:
Speak the truth about me, determined.

Misheard Lyric:
Spit the truth about me to Germans. - Metal_Treasure

34 When They Come for Me - Linkin Park
35 Make Them Suffer - Cannibal Corpse
36 Chop Suey! - System of a Down


37 Losing My Religion - R.E.M.

"Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"

38 I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

I wanna hold your ham

39 The Thing that Should Not Be - Metallica

Missing Gin and Beer in Sight
Dark erection kills the lime

40 Wishmaster - Nightwish

Hamster! A Dentist! Hard Porn! Steven Seagull!

This is one of the funniest ever. Actual Lyrics: Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker! - Metal_Treasure

41 Fuel - Metallica

Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side!
Actual Lyric: Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure

42 Holy Wars... the Punishment Due - Megadeth

Next thing you know, they'll take my dogs away.
Actual: Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away. - Metal_Treasure

43 The Curse of Feanor - Blind Guardian

I'll keep the muffin.
Actual Lyric: I'll keep on laughing. - Metal_Treasure

44 Die by the Sword - Slayer

My name's Tony. I've got some bacon.
Actual Lyric: Mindless tyranny, forgotten victims. - Metal_Treasure

45 Valhalla - Blind Guardian

Valhalla, the liver runs.
Actual Lyric: Valhalla, deliverance. - Metal_Treasure

46 Birthday - Katy Perry

"I'll make you lick your butt crack every day" - ZootopiaFan

47 Cake By the Ocean - DNCE

"Keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean bar" - ZootopiaFan

48 Payphone - Maroon 5

"If happy ever after did exist, I would still be holding you like fish" - ZootopiaFan

49 Blue Orchid - The White Stripes
50 E.T. - Katy Perry
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Top Remixes

1. Sad - XXXTentacion
2. Beauty and a Beat - Justin Bieber
3. Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
1. Purple Haze - The Jimi Hendrix Experience
2. Beast of Burden - The Rolling Stones
3. Blinded by the Light
1. Dyers Eve - Metallica
2. Ghostbusters
3. Livin' on a Prayer


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