Top Ten Songs With the Funniest Misheard Lyrics

The Top Ten

1 Purple Haze V 2 Comments
2 Ghostbusters

Who you gonna call? Those bastards!

3 Dyers Eve - Metallica

Anal sex!
Actual lyric (exclamation):
Innocence! - Metal_Treasure

:D nothing to say! - say10

4 Livin' on a Prayer

It doesn't even matter if we're naked or not

5 Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

There's a Bathroom on the right

6 Smells Like Teen Spirit

This song is full of misheard lyrics, especially in the chorus. - NuMetalManiak

V 2 Comments
7 DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love
8 Paradise City

Actually, very nice city wouldn't be that bad of a lyric change. - RiverClanRocks

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9 Beast of Burden - The Rolling Stones

I'll never leave your pizza burning. - KyleDCrocodile

10 You Can Leave Your Hat On - Joe Cocker

"You can leave your HEAD ON" (just play the sample) - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 Africa - Toto V 1 Comment
12 Tiny Dancer
13 Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck... - Metal_Treasure

14 Blinded by the Light

Wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night

15 We Will Rock You

Kicking your cat all over the place

I prefer kicking to my dogs! pffft! - say10

16 Enter Sandman - Metallica

Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie.
Actual Lyric: Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite. - Metal_Treasure

17 Paranoid

Real Lyric: I tell you to enjoy life. - Metal_Treasure

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18 Ride the Lightning - Metallica V 1 Comment
19 Dancing Queen

See that girl watch her scream kicking the dancing queen - SteelCity99

20 Blank Space - Taylor Swift

"Call all the Starbucks Lovers" or "All the lovely Starbucks lovers"

"Gotta love these Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane"

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Top Remixes

1. Dyers Eve - Metallica
2. Ghostbusters
3. Livin' on a Prayer
1. Purple Haze
2. Tiny Dancer
3. Beast of Burden - The Rolling Stones



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