Top 10 Songs with Misheard Lyrics Where You Prefer the Misheard LyricsMetal_Treasure This list is made for fun and nobody should feel offended.
The Top Ten
"Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie."
Who wouldn't prefer the pie over the "things that will bite? " - Metal_Treasure
"There's a bathroom on the right".
Very useful information - can't compare with "There's a bad moon on the rise". - Metal_Treasure
"Bring me a doughnut to the sauna" sounds more pleasant than "Bring me your daughter to the slaughter". - Metal_Treasure
"My name's Tony. I've got some bacon."
Me: "Nice to meet you. I love bacon."
(much better than "Mindless tyranny, forgotten victims"...) - Metal_Treasure
This is a harder choice. What do you prefer: "I'll keep the muffin" or "I'll keep on laughing"? - Metal_Treasure
I thought it was "gimme two gimme five gimme dollars on the side" - SteelCity99
The choice is yours: "Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! "
"Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire". - Metal_Treasure
GIMME FOOD GIMME FRIES GIMME SALAD ON THE SIDE! - TheDarkOne_221b
No no no. It's "Gimme Fue Gimme Fai Gimme Dabajabaza! - cjWriter1997
"I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance."
Sure I prefer the juice over this:
"Our light induced, image of truth, filtered blank of its substance." - Metal_Treasure
"Eat the dark spinach" or "Dictators speech"? - Metal_Treasure
"As I watch Jethro Tull" is much safer than "As I watch death unfold". - Metal_Treasure
"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not". - Metal_Treasure
I can't sing this song anymore without thinking of that mondegreen. - Gg2000
"Sometimes I need to pee alone" - DaWyteNight
"A penis lies in your own hands" - Martin_Canine
"I'm farting carrots" - DaWyteNight
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