Top 10 Songs with Misheard Lyrics Where You Prefer the Misheard Lyrics
This list is made for fun and nobody should feel offended.
"Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie."
Who wouldn't prefer the pie over the "things that will bite? "
"There's a bathroom on the right".
Very useful information - can't compare with "There's a bad moon on the rise".
"Bring me a doughnut to the sauna" sounds more pleasant than "Bring me your daughter to the slaughter".
The choice is yours: "Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! "
or,
"Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire".
I thought it was "gimme two gimme five gimme dollars on the side" - SteelCity99
"I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance."
Sure I prefer the juice over this:
"Our light induced, image of truth, filtered blank of its substance."
"As I watch Jethro Tull" is much safer than "As I watch death unfold".
"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not".
I can't sing this song anymore without thinking of that mondegreen.
"Sometimes I need to pee alone"
"A penis lies in your own hands"
"I'm farting carrots"