Top 10 Songs with Misheard Lyrics Where You Prefer the Misheard Lyrics

This list is made for fun and nobody should feel offended.

The Top Ten

1 Enter Sandman - Metallica

"Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie."
Who wouldn't prefer the pie over the "things that will bite? " - Metal_Treasure

2 Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

"There's a bathroom on the right".
Very useful information - can't compare with "There's a bad moon on the rise". - Metal_Treasure

3 Bring Your the Slaughter - Iron Maiden

"Bring me a doughnut to the sauna" sounds more pleasant than "Bring me your daughter to the slaughter". - Metal_Treasure

4 Die By the Sword - Slayer

"My name's Tony. I've got some bacon."
Me: "Nice to meet you. I love bacon."
(much better than "Mindless tyranny, forgotten victims"...) - Metal_Treasure

5 The Curse of Feanor - Blind Guardian

This is a harder choice. What do you prefer: "I'll keep the muffin" or "I'll keep on laughing"? - Metal_Treasure

6 Fuel - Metallica

I thought it was "gimme two gimme five gimme dollars on the side" - SteelCity99

The choice is yours: "Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! "
"Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire". - Metal_Treasure


No no no. It's "Gimme Fue Gimme Fai Gimme Dabajabaza! - cjWriter1997

7 Rational Gaze - Meshuggah

"I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance."
Sure I prefer the juice over this:
"Our light induced, image of truth, filtered blank of its substance." - Metal_Treasure

8 Territory - Sepultura

"Eat the dark spinach" or "Dictators speech"? - Metal_Treasure

9 Ride the Lightning - Metallica

"As I watch Jethro Tull" is much safer than "As I watch death unfold". - Metal_Treasure

10 Livin' On a Prayer - Bon Jovi

"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not". - Metal_Treasure

I can't sing this song anymore without thinking of that mondegreen. - Gg2000

The Contenders

11 Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe - Kendrick Lamar

"Sometimes I need to pee alone" - DaWyteNight

12 Secret - Madonna

"A penis lies in your own hands" - Martin_Canine

13 E.T. - Katy Perry
14 Blue Orchid - The White Stripes
15 CH-Check It Out - Beastie Boys
16 Good for You - Selena Gomez

"I'm farting carrots" - DaWyteNight

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