Top 10 Songs with Unusually Short Lyrics

Metal_Treasure
This is the opposite of my list Top 10 Songs with Unusually Long Lyrics.
Three types of songs have short lyrics:
1) short songs (can be also intro/outro songs, and similar)
2) songs with too repetitive lyrics
3) songs with long instrumental sections.

The Top Ten

1 Schizos (Are Never Alone) Parts I & II - Annihilator

This is a great thrash metal song, 4:32 minutes long. There are mostly instrumental sections (awesome thrash riffs).
Lyrics:

"Schizos are never alone" (x4) - Metal_Treasure

2 Tequila - The Champs

Perfect pick for a karaoke

Best song ever

Just one word repeated over and over.

3 The Poop Song - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

This...this is a song?!? - Eraser

Lyrics: "Oh, Poop"
(x100, or something like that) - Metal_Treasure

4 T-Bone - Neil Young & Crazy Horse

Lyrics:
"Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone"
(x30, or something like that)
The best part: this song is 9:10 minutes long! - Metal_Treasure

5 Castration Crucifixion - GG Allin

Lyrics: "Castration Crucifixion" (x8) - Metal_Treasure

6 You Suffer - Napalm Death

Lyrics: "You suffer... but why? "
The song is 1 second long! - Metal_Treasure

7 Crayons Can Melt on Us for All I Can - Relient K

Lyrics: "I just wasted 10 seconds of your life".
The song is 10 seconds long. - Metal_Treasure

8 Feel Good Hit of the Summer - Queens of the Stone Age

Lyrics: "Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine"
(x10, or something like that) - Metal_Treasure

9 The Dark Elf - Blind Guardian

Lyrics: "A dark seed of evil is grown".
The song is 23 seconds long. - Metal_Treasure

10 Kick-Off - Relient K

Lyrics: "Here's the kick off.
Hope you're not sick of relient k or all the songs we play.
'Cause then you'll want to throw our CD away." - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 Her Majesty - The Beatles
12 Captured - Blind Guardian

Lyrics: "You are now my guest, forever! Hahaaa! " - Metal_Treasure

13 About Today - The National

4 minute duration but like 8 sentences - AssassinKrishna

14 Careful with that Axe, Eugene - Pink Floyd

Lyrics : "Careful with that axe, Eugene"
And then AAAHH - JoLeKosovo

15 Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine

This song wasn't added by me but I added the lyrics - they aren't very short but are very repetitive - Metal_Treasure

16 Suicide - Frankie Teardrop
17 The Ladies' Bras - Jonny Trunk and Duncan Wisbey

"The ladies' bras, the ladies' bras, the ladies' knickers and the ladies' bras." - JoLeKosovo

18 No Money No Honey - Beck

Lyrics :"No Money No Honey" (a lot of times, with very creative guitar work and the best amp I have ever heard)
Please listen to that song, it is as if a chorus of angels played guitar and all of them sung at once in a beautiful harmony. A beautiful piece of divine art, as is all of the album. - JoLeKosovo

19 Wild Honey Pie - The Beatles

Amazing songwriting. Lyrics :

"Honey piiee..." (x8) - JoLeKosovo

20 Short Songs - Dead Kennedys

Lyrics :

"I like short songs" (x14) - JoLeKosovo

21 I Want You (She's So Heavy) - The Beatles

Lyrics :

I want you I want you so bad
I want you
I want you so bad
It's driving me mad

It's driving me mad
(x6, sometimes with a word less or more) - JoLeKosovo

22 Fight War, Not Wars - Crass

Lyics : Fight war, not wars! (x8) - JoLeKosovo

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