Top 10 Songs with Unusually Short Lyrics

This is the opposite of my list Top 10 Songs with Unusually Long Lyrics.
Three types of songs have short lyrics:
1) short songs (can be also intro/outro songs, and similar)
2) songs with too repetitive lyrics
3) songs with long instrumental sections.

The Top Ten

1 Schizos (Are Never Alone) Parts I & II - Annihilator

This is a great thrash metal song, 4:32 minutes long. There are mostly instrumental sections (awesome thrash riffs).

"Schizos are never alone" (x4) - Metal_Treasure

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2 Tequila - The Champs

Perfect pick for a karaoke

Best song ever

Just one word repeated over and over.

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3 The Poop Song - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

This...this is a song?!? - Eraser

Lyrics: "Oh, Poop"
(x100, or something like that) - Metal_Treasure

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4 T-Bone - Neil Young & Crazy Horse

"Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone"
(x30, or something like that)
The best part: this song is 9:10 minutes long! - Metal_Treasure

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5 Castration Crucifixion - GG Allin

Lyrics: "Castration Crucifixion" (x8) - Metal_Treasure

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6 You Suffer - Napalm Death

Lyrics: "You suffer... but why? "
The song is 1 second long! - Metal_Treasure

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7 Crayons Can Melt on Us for All I Can - Relient K

Lyrics: "I just wasted 10 seconds of your life".
The song is 10 seconds long. - Metal_Treasure

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8 Feel Good Hit of the Summer - Queens of the Stone Age

Lyrics: "Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol
(x10, or something like that) - Metal_Treasure

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9 The Dark Elf - Blind Guardian

Lyrics: "A dark seed of evil is grown".
The song is 23 seconds long. - Metal_Treasure

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10 Kick-Off - Relient K

Lyrics: "Here's the kick off.
Hope you're not sick of relient k or all the songs we play.
'Cause then you'll want to throw our CD away." - Metal_Treasure

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The Contenders

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12 Captured - Blind Guardian

Lyrics: "You are now my guest, forever! Hahaaa! " - Metal_Treasure

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13 About Today - The National

4 minute duration but like 8 sentences - AssassinKrishna

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14 Careful with that Axe, Eugene - Pink Floyd

Lyrics : "Careful with that axe, Eugene"
And then AAAHH - JoLeKosovo

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15 Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine

This song wasn't added by me but I added the lyrics - they aren't very short but are very repetitive - Metal_Treasure

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17 The Ladies' Bras - Jonny Trunk and Duncan Wisbey

"The ladies' bras, the ladies' bras, the ladies' knickers and the ladies' bras." - JoLeKosovo

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