Top 10 Songs that Would Be a Pedophile's AnthemThese songs would be perfect anthem for creepy pedos everywhere.
This list is a joke. I don't actually condone or encourage pedophilia just to let you all know. Please don't take this list too seriously.
The Top Ten
Do I really need to say anything about this song?
From the pedo himself!
This is actually based on a true story. Jon Davis was models yes by his babysitter so he tried to tell his father what happened but his father didn't believe him. So he wrote a song about his dad molestijg him as revenge for not believing him in the first place. Very sad when you think about it.
Just look up the lyrics. They're so messed up!
If you're not familiar with NAMBLA, look it up so you'll get this joke.
Just like Daddy by Korn, it's about being raped as a child. But Em states that his dad never raped him as a kid. He only wrote this song just to gross people out.
Even though you can't understand what they're saying, they actually play audio of children at the end.
The weirdest part is, this is their most famous song.
17 may be the legal age of consent in many US states, but it's still a really bad age to hook up with a person considering how they're still a child.
Even thought it's not about pedophelia, it was recorded by a pedophile so it counts.
It at least has a line about pedophile sex (it also contains many other politically incorrect lines but they don't fit this list).
I can't believe this is already on the list - Martin_Canine
Know that this guy is a very well known YouTuber, and host of a popular battle rap tournament that helped several great rappers to become famous. He is actually quite intelligent and has often talked about serious issues, despite his extreme humor. It's as if Sacha Baron Cohen would record a hip hop album in-character as Borat. Those who listen to this album usually know he only says those things to play with your over-sensitivity.
So, here are the translated lines that made me add this:
"The girl is 16 and tight / I put an ecstasy pill in her glass" (even though sex with a 16 year old would technically not be pedophilia, because pedophilia is sexual attraction to people that haven't hit puberty yet. Also, legal age for sex is 14 in Germany, and Ecstasy is just a hallocinogenic drug, so that line is overall much less offensive than it might sounded in Julien's head)
"I let little girls suck my d... when I take a poop"
"Even though ...more - Martin_Canine
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