Top Ten South Park Characters That Should Exist In the Real Life

The Top Ten
1 Butters Stotch Leopold "Butters" Stotch is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by series co-creator Matt Stone and loosely based on co-producer Eric Stough.
2 Kenny McCormick Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick is a main character in the animated adult television series South Park, along with his friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman.

I would like him existed

3 Kyle Broflovski Kyle Broflovski is a main character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on co-creator Matt Stone.
4 Scuzzlebutt

I love Scuzzlebutt because he is cute. I want him in real life too

5 Stan Marsh Stanley "Stan" Marsh is a main character of the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on series co-creator Trey Parker. Stan is one of the show's four central characters, along with Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, and Eric Cartman.
6 Tweek Tweak Tweek Tweak is a recurring character in the animated adult television series South Park and is a student at South Park Elementary. He drinks lots of coffee, which causes paranoia and jittery muscle spasms. He made his first appearance in the Season Two episode, "Gnomes".
7 Eric Cartman Eric Theodore Cartman, often referred to just by his surname, is a main character, as well as a major antagonist and occasional antihero in the animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and voiced by Parker. He is one of four central characters in South Park, along with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. Cartman first appeared, originally in prototypical... read more
8 Herbert Garrison
9 Chef Jerome "Chef" McElroy was a cartoon character on the Comedy Central series South Park who was voiced by soul singer Isaac Hayes.
10 Tammy Warner
The Contenders
11 Big Gay Al
12 Randy Marsh Randy Marsh is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. He is the son of Marvin and Grandma Marsh, the half-brother of Jimbo Kern, the husband of Sharon, and the father of Stan and Shelly. He first appeared in the Season One episode, "Volcano", and is voiced by Trey Parker.

That would be funny!

13 Mr. Mackey Mr. Mackey is a recurring character in the animated adult television series South Park. He is the guidance counselor at South Park Elementary, best known for saying "m'kay" at the end of most of his sentences. He also serves on the City Council as head of Public Health.
14 Heidi Turner
15 Bebe Stevens
16 Shelley Marsh Shelly Marsh is a recurring character in "South Park," known as the daughter of Randy and Sharon Marsh and the older sister of Stan Marsh. While initially portrayed as vindictive, aggressive, and ill-tempered, often resorting to calling those around her "turds" and mistreating Stan, her character has evolved over the series. In more recent seasons, Shelly is characterized as assertive, with a greater... read more
17 Sheila Broflovski Sheila Broflovski is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. She is the mother of Kyle Broflovski and the adoptive mother of Ike Broflovski.

She is frequently despised and insulted by Cartman, who derogatorily refers to her as a 'bitch' because she often spoils his misguided fun. In fact, he has even created a song to mock her, entitled "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch".

She... read more
18 Mr. Garrison Herbert Garrison is a recurring character in the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by Trey Parker.
19 Timmy Burch Timmy Burch, a wheelchair-using character with a cognitive disability on the TV series South Park.
He is a loved vocalist for the band Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld but has drawn criticism due to his inability to form coherent sentences caused by his disability.

It is revealed in Season 21 Episode 8 Moss Piglets that Timmy appears to be quite intelligent, with him and his lab partner... read more
20 Darryl Weathers
21 Jimbo Kern
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