Top Ten South Park Characters You Would Instantly Want to Befriend If You Met In Real Life

The Top Ten
1 Butters Stotch Leopold "Butters" Stotch is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by series co-creator Matt Stone and loosely based on co-producer Eric Stough.

I love Kenny but he is way perverted than he looks but on the other side Butters is a kid that is cute and friendly

Butter is one of my favorites and being friends with him would totally be awesome.

He would be so cool to meet I would have so many questions

I would like to be friends with Butters. He's cute

2 Kenny McCormick Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick is a main character in the animated adult television series South Park, along with his friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman.

I would want to befriend Kenny. He seems like the quiet type considering his voice is usually muffled by his jacket. Although he may have a dirty mind and such, he would probably be a good friend in my opinion.

Kenny would be so adorable. I think he would be a great friend and I will try to keep him from dying over and over

Butter's would be a pretty annoying friend I'd rather Kenny or even cartman...

Kenny is adorable. I would so like to cuddle him is I met him.

3 Stan Marsh Stanley "Stan" Marsh is a main character of the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on series co-creator Trey Parker. Stan is one of the show's four central characters, along with Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, and Eric Cartman.

Come on stan is super cool who wouldn't be friends with him

Stans my favorite character. So I would totally be friends with him.

I WOULD WISH TO BE FRIENDS WITH STAN - Yoshi Apple

He’s such a good friend, I love how tender and considerate he is

4 Kyle Broflovski Kyle Broflovski is a main character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on co-creator Matt Stone.

Kyle isn't just the kinda friend who would simply do random stuff with you when you're bored. He's one you could look to as a brother. "Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you really care about."

Kyle is great. I want to be your friend.

YES! I am very similar to him.

Kyle would be that really cute boy next door who would be sort of overprotective of u <3

5 Tweek Tweak

I've got a lot in common with him. He seems to overthink everything just like me honestly id love to be friends with him. He seems like sucha kind and trustworthy guy who cares about his friends especially his boyfriend Craig Tucker(whos also awesome I could have voted for both I would). He also seems like a smart and interesting person even though he freaks out a lot but id try to help him stay calm

He's seems like a very caring person

How is cartman higher than Tweek

He would be an amazing friend

6 Eric Cartman Eric Theodore Cartman is one of the main characters in the animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and voiced by Trey Parker.

He'll be that one tsundere friend who relentlessly insults you and tears you down but he actually cares a lot about u and your like his little sis/bro ^^

CARTMAN BECAUSE HE FINALLY GOT TO MAKE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD IN THE CRAP OUT YOUR MOUTH EPISODE AND I'M STUCK ON THAT IS THAT REAL CAN YOU REALLY DO THAT IN REAL LIFE OR NO

Best to say on his good side or else he may do unimaginable horrors to you.

He is a jerk and butthole

7 Jesus

Jesus is the lord and it would be awesome to be his friend!

He's Jesus, a course I would be friends with him.

Friends with Jesus! That would be awesome

Jesus is already everyone's friend

8 Craig Tucker

Me and craig have a lot in common we should be friends

That one caring older brother

Hell yeah he's my best friend

9 Jimmy Valmer

I love it how his accidental comedy is funnier than his stand up act

He seems like a great f f fri friend

10 Wendy Testaburger Winifred "Wendy" Testaburger is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. She is best known for her on-again, off-again relationship with her boyfriend Stan Marsh, and being more intelligent and mature than most children her age, which is utilized by her activism and feminism. ...read more.

Don't get me wrong, but she will be a great friend, especially against Cartman.

She’s smart just like Bebe

The Contenders
11 Clyde Donovan
12 Randy Marsh

Randy

13 Mr. Garrison Herbert Garrison is a recurring character in the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by Trey Parker.

no way

14 Blanket Jackson
15 Karen McCormick
16 Pip Pirrup

The poor boy needs a friend! If he were real, I would protect him from the bullies.

I would totally be Pip's friend

Aww I'd be Pip's friend

He’s so cute and much better than Butters

17 Santa
18 Scuzzlebutt
19 Gerald Broflovski
20 Mysterion
21 Timmy Burch

Timmy! Timmy timmy, timmy! TIMMY!

22 Liane Cartman
23 Towelie

Believe he's dead now

He gets high 24/7! ! 420!

24 Bebe Stevens

She'd be my bff lmao

She’s very smart

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