Top Ten South Park Characters You Would Instantly Want to Befriend If You Met In Real Life

The Top Ten

1 Butters Stotch Leopold "Butters" Stotch is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by series co-creator Matt Stone and loosely based on co-producer Eric Stough.

Butter is one of my favorites and being friends with him would totally be awesome. - cosmo

I love Kenny but he is way perverted than he looks but on the other side Butters is a kid that is cute and friendly

He would be so cool to meet I would have so many questions - OneWayStreet

He's so nice and needs a friend.

2 Kenny McCormick Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick is a main character in the animated adult television series South Park, along with his friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman.

I would want to befriend Kenny. He seems like the quiet type considering his voice is usually muffled by his jacket. Although he may have a dirty mind and such, he would probably be a good friend in my opinion.

Kenny is adorable. I would so like to cuddle him is I met him.

Kenny would be so adorable. I think he would be a great friend and I will try to keep him from dying over and over

Dodgers suck

3 Stan Marsh Stanley "Stan" Marsh is a main character of the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on series co-creator Trey Parker. Stan is one of the show's four central characters, along with Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, and Eric Cartman.

Come on stan is super cool who wouldn't be friends with him

Stans my favorite character. So I would totally be friends with him. - nintendofan126

I WOULD WISH TO BE FRIENDS WITH STAN - Yoshi Apple

4 Kyle Broflovski Kyle Broflovski is a main character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on co-creator Matt Stone.

Kyle isn't just the kinda friend who would simply do random stuff with you when you're bored. He's one you could look to as a brother. "Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you really care about."

Kyle is great. I want to be your friend. - Yona_db

YES! I am very similar to him.

JHDHKGHDGD YES!

5 Tweek Tweak

He would be an amazing friend

He's seems like a very caring person

How is cartman higher than Tweek

It Tweek need I say more

6 Eric Cartman Eric Theodore Cartman is one of the main characters in the animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and voiced by Trey Parker.

CARTMAN BECAUSE HE FINALLY GOT TO MAKE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD IN THE CRAP OUT YOUR MOUTH EPISODE AND I'M STUCK ON THAT IS THAT REAL CAN YOU REALLY DO THAT IN REAL LIFE OR NO

Best to say on his good side or else he may do unimaginable horrors to you.

He is a jerk and butthole

Hell yeah I would

7 Jesus

He's Jesus, a course I would be friends with him. - nintendofan126

Jesus is the lord and it would be awesome to be his friend!

Friends with Jesus! That would be awesome - OneWayStreet

Jesus is already everyone's friend

8 Craig Tucker

Me and craig have a lot in common we should be friends

Hell yeah he's my best friend

9 Jimmy Valmer

I love it how his accidental comedy is funnier than his stand up act

He seems like a great f f fri friend

10 Wendy Testaburger Winifred "Wendy" Testaburger is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. She is best known for her on-again, off-again relationship with her boyfriend Stan Marsh, and being more intelligent and mature than most children her age, which is utilized by her activism and feminism. ...read more.

Don't get me wrong, but she will be a great friend, especially against Cartman.

The Contenders

11 Randy Marsh

Randy

12 Mr. Garrison Herbert Garrison is a recurring character in the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by Trey Parker.

no way - BoyGenius234

13 Clyde Donovan
14 Pip Pirrup

The poor boy needs a friend! If he were real, I would protect him from the bullies. - Popsicles

I would totally be Pip's friend

Aww I'd be Pip's friend

15 Timmy Burch

Timmy! Timmy timmy, timmy! TIMMY!

16 Karen McCormick
17 Scuzzlebutt
18 Blanket Jackson
19 Mysterion
20 Liane Cartman
21 Towelie

Believe he's dead now

He gets high 24/7! ! 420! - jordanmangos

22 Gerald Broflovski
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