Top Ten South Park Characters You Would Instantly Want to Befriend If You Met In Real Life


The Top Ten

1 Butters Stotch Butters Stotch Leopold "Butters" Stotch is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by series co-creator Matt Stone and loosely based on co-producer Eric Stough.

Butter is one of my favorites and being friends with him would totally be awesome. - cosmo

He would be so cool to meet I would have so many questions - OneWayStreet

He's so nice and needs a friend.

He cute and he is nice! - David39

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2 Kenny McCormick Kenny McCormick Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick is a main character in the animated adult television series South Park, along with his friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman.

I would want to befriend Kenny. He seems like the quiet type considering his voice is usually muffled by his jacket. Although he may have a dirty mind and such, he would probably be a good friend in my opinion.

Kenny is adorable. I would so like to cuddle him is I met him.

Dodgers suck


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3 Stan Marsh

Come on stan is super cool who wouldn't be friends with him

Stans my favorite character. So I would totally be friends with him. - nintendofan126


4 Kyle Broflovski

Kyle isn't just the kinda friend who would simply do random stuff with you when you're bored. He's one you could look to as a brother. "Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you really care about."

Kyle is great. I want to be your friend. - Yona_db


5 Jesus

For now, Jesus is the only one of all on the list, to be my friend in real life. - Yona_db

He's Jesus, a course I would be friends with him. - nintendofan126

Jesus is the lord and it would be awesome to be his friend!

I love jesus

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6 Eric Cartman Eric Cartman Eric Theodore Cartman is one of the main characters in the animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and voiced by Trey Parker.

Best to say on his good side or else he may do unimaginable horrors to you.

He is a jerk and butthole

7 Tweek Tweak

He's seems like a very caring person

How is cartman higher than Tweek

He would be an amazing friend

I've got a lot in common with him. He seems to overthink everything just like me honestly id love to be friends with him. He seems like sucha kind and trustworthy guy who cares about his friends especially his boyfriend Craig Tucker(whos also awesome I could have voted for both I would). He also seems like a smart and interesting person even though he freaks out a lot but id try to help him stay calm

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8 Randy Marsh Randy Marsh


9 Mr. Garrison Mr. Garrison Herbert Garrison is a recurring character in the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by Trey Parker.

no way - BoyGenius234

10 Wendy Testaburger Wendy Testaburger

Don't get me wrong, but she will be a great friend, especially against Cartman.

The Contenders

11 Craig Tucker

Me and craig have a lot in common we should be friends

Hell yeah he's my best friend

12 Karen McCormick
13 Scuzzlebutt

Scuzzlebutt is nice and tender. I would like to be HIS friend. - Yona_db

14 Jimmy Valmer
15 Blanket Jackson
16 Pip Pirrup

The poor boy needs a friend! If he were real, I would protect him from the bullies. - Popsicles

Aww I'd be Pip's friend

17 Mysterion
18 Liane Cartman
19 Timmy Burch
20 Towelie
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