Best Spencer Shay Quotes from iCarly

The Top Ten
1 I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid!

60% of the time, it works, all the time. - keycha1n

2 Oh, come one. My little sister Carly was a Sunshine Girl, I used to help her sell fudge balls all the time.
3 Pretty much. She takes really long showers when she gets depressed.
4 Nah, she and Sam went to Build-A-Bra.
5 Look, I made a spoon hat!
6 It's okay, it's decaf.
7 'Cause she has magic feet.
8 I once met a freaky rabbi in vegas.
9 The what stuff?
10 Yakima! Yakima!
The Contenders
11 Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends?
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