Ten Best SpongeBob Quotes from Season 4

The Top Ten

1 "What are you supposed to be learning in my class?"What does claustrophobic mean?" "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus." "No it doesn't!" "Ho ho ho!" "Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!" (Wishing You Well)

I screwed this part up, please don't hate me.

2 "Knowledge can never replace friendship! I PREFER TO BE AN IDIOT!" (Patrick Smartpants)

Patrick may be dumber than SpongeBob but he hella give the best friendship quotes! Love him so much!

3 "One Krabby Patty and one room. With cheese. Oh, and can I get more cheese on the Krabby Patty too?" (Krusty Towers)

4 "Did I pass?" "Well, if there was a 'destroy the city' part of the test, you would have." (Mrs. Puff, You're Fired)

5 "Everyone be-eth a critic." (Dunces and Dragons)

6 "Mr. Blandy?! Code Red! FREE THINKER!" (Selling Out)

7 "This delectable creature is your mother?" "This no-good, conniving chizzler is your date?!" "And this devilishly handsome sponge is your waiter!" "SPONGEBOB!!!" (Enemy-in-Law)

8 "A creative outlet provides a spiritual release and helps facilitate a healthy mental balance." (Patrick Smartpants)

9 "I WANT YOU TO CRAWL!!" (Mrs. Puff, You're Fired)

10 "Bonko!" "It's 'bingo!" (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture)

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