Top Ten SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks

Patrick's naive stupidity is so great, one of the show's best quotes besides when SpongeBob tries to say hash slinging slasher and butchers it tremendously

This is one of my favorite quotes, IT'S SO FUNNY! Should stay number 1 forever. - TopTenJackson

Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.

Great Iconic Memreable.

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2 "I love you" - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts

Yes, the mayonnaise quote is great, but I think that it is a little overrated and undeserving of the top spot. This quote was just so funny though. - RalphBob

Ahahaahahaah. Good one Patrick! - TopTenJackson

MY ONLY LOVE SPRUNG FROM MY ONLY HATE

_JULIET

3 "What? What did he say!?" - Mayble's Mother - Chocolate With Nuts

My sister and mom always laugh at the end of Chocolate With Nuts because of the ending. - TopTenJackson

4 "CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Tom - Chocolate With Nuts

Chocolate guy has the best line ever

This one is pure gold.

5 "My Leg!" - Fred - Every time Fred gets hurt

That is so funny! - TopTenJackson

Iconic catch phrase

Lol

6 "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob - Band Geeks

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line - Squidward. - Catacorn

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7 "I am 100% ma-male" - SpongeBob - Pre-Hibernation Week
8 "Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy." - Spongebob, The Camping Episode

Who knew this guy's cousin... - RockStarr

IS you STUPID? That them there is the realest quote of the time, of all time up inadadadahere!

9 "You should switch it to Wumbo" - Patrick - Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy IV

Brilliant Take it to the Bank Patrick! - Curti2594

I wumbo you wumbo he she me WUMBO the study of WUMBO wumboing its first grade SpongeBob

Wumbo. it was coined by Frankie J. Wumbo in the early 1960s, meaning "The best quote."

10 "East? I thought you said 'weast'." - Patrick - Arrgh!

The Newcomers

? “So Much Later That The Old Narrator Got Tired Of Waiting, And They Had To Hire A New One.” - Can You Spare A Dime, 2002 - Narrator
? “Squidward Smells...Good” - Sailor Mouth, 2001 - Spongebob

The Contenders

11 “Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?” - Band Geeks, 2001 - Patrick “Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?” - Band Geeks, 2001 - Patrick
12 “Finland!” - Frankendoodle, 2002 - Patrick
13 "You Don't Need a License to Drive a Sandwich." - SpongeBob - The SpongeBob Squarpants Movie V 1 Comment
14 "Who you callin' Pinhead?" - Patrick - Survival of the Idiots

How is this just not higher, I'm pretty sure this is better than #9 - McKing1003

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15 "I'm sorry sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie" - Robot Weenie - No Weenies Allowed
16 "Patrick Screams" - Patrick - Band Geeks

That part happens when Sandy turns Patrick into a trumpet. - TopTenJackson

17 "No, this is Patrick!" - Patrick - Big Pink Loser
18 Does this look unsure to you? - Squidward - Just One Bite
19 "Nobody calls me tubby!" - Patrick - No Weenies Allowed
20 “Who You Callin’ Pinhead” - Survival Of The Idiots, 2001 - Patrick
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1. “Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?” - Band Geeks, 2001 - Patrick
2. “Finland!” - Frankendoodle, 2002 - Patrick
3. “Who You Callin’ Pinhead” - Survival Of The Idiots, 2001 - Patrick
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