Top Ten SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes


The Top Ten

1 "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks

Patrick's naive stupidity is so great, one of the show's best quotes besides when SpongeBob tries to say hash slinging slasher and butchers it tremendously

This is one of my favorite quotes, IT'S SO FUNNY! Should stay number 1 forever. - TopTenJackson

Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.

Great Iconic Memreable.

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2 "I love you" - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts

Yes, the mayonnaise quote is great, but I think that it is a little overrated and undeserving of the top spot. This quote was just so funny though. - RalphBob

Ahahaahahaah. Good one Patrick! - TopTenJackson



3 "What? What did he say!?" - Mayble's Mother - Chocolate With Nuts

My sister and mom always laugh at the end of Chocolate With Nuts because of the ending. - TopTenJackson

4 "CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Tom - Chocolate With Nuts

Chocolate guy has the best line ever

This one is pure gold.


5 "My Leg!" - Fred - Every time Fred gets hurt

That is so funny! - TopTenJackson

They finally did an episode.

Iconic catch phrase


6 "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob - Band Geeks

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line - Squidward. - Catacorn

Ooh! I want to do some kicking!

7 "Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy." - Spongebob, The Camping Episode

Who knew this guy's cousin... - RockStarr

IS you STUPID? That them there is the realest quote of the time, of all time up inadadadahere!

8 “Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?” - Band Geeks, 2001 - Patrick “Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?” - Band Geeks, 2001 - Patrick
9 "I am 100% ma-male" - SpongeBob - Pre-Hibernation Week
10 “Finland!” - Frankendoodle, 2002 - Patrick

The Newcomers

? You planted grass? - Mr. Krabs, Plankton's Army
? Gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said. - SpongeBob - Christmas Who?

The Contenders

11 "You should switch it to Wumbo" - Patrick - Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy IV

Brilliant Take it to the Bank Patrick! - Curti2594

I wumbo you wumbo he she me WUMBO the study of WUMBO wumboing its first grade SpongeBob

Wumbo. it was coined by Frankie J. Wumbo in the early 1960s, meaning "The best quote."

12 "East? I thought you said 'weast'." - Patrick - Arrgh!
13 "I'm sorry sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie" - Robot Weenie - No Weenies Allowed
14 “Who You Callin’ Pinhead” - Survival Of The Idiots, 2001 - Patrick

This is the best

15 “Whoever’s The Owner Of The White Sedan, You Left Your Lights On.” - Band Geeks, 2001 - Patrick
16 "No, this is Patrick!" - Patrick - Big Pink Loser
17 "Nobody calls me tubby!" - Patrick - No Weenies Allowed
18 "You Don't Need a License to Drive a Sandwich." - SpongeBob - The SpongeBob Squarpants Movie

I laughed so hard on that one!

19 Does this look unsure to you? - Squidward - Just One Bite
20 “That Was A Circle. It Has To Be An Oval.” - The Camping Episode, 2004 - Spongebob
21 "Patrick Screams" - Patrick - Band Geeks

That part happens when Sandy turns Patrick into a trumpet. - TopTenJackson

22 "Who you callin' Pinhead?" - Patrick - Survival of the Idiots

How is this just not higher, I'm pretty sure this is better than #9 - McKing1003

Just look at that face. - higgsboson2142

I laugh every single time.

I can't stand his reaction

23 F is for friends who do stuff together. - SpongeBob - F.U.N.
24 "With cheese Mr. Squidward. With cheese." - Mr. Krabs - The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

25 "He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?" - Patty - Opposite Day
26 “If I Hear The Bikini Bottom Municipal Anthem, I Can’t Help But Take Off All My Clothes And Dance Around In My Underwear.” - Little Yellow Book, 2013 - Squidward
27 "Heart on stick must die!" - Patrick Star, Valentine's Day
28 "Too bad that didn't kill me" - Squidward - Band Geeks
29 "We'll it may be stupid, but it's also dumb!" - Patrick Star, The Camping Episode

Don't know what this means. Don't think I WANT to know what this means. But, whatever this means... It can't be good. Which is why I laughed so hard at this.

31 “I’ll Have You Know I Stubbed My Toe Last Week While Watering My Spice Garden, And I Only Cried For 20 Minutes.” - No Weenies Allowed, 2002 - Spongebob
32 "Hello. I like money" - Eugene H Krabs - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
33 "Finland!" - Patrick Star - Frankendoodle

Laugh out loud This made me laugh so hard

Where does Patrick even get Finland from THERE UNDERWATER!

34 "I Hate All of You" - Squidward Tentacles - Karate Choppers
35 "Nosferatu!" - Spongebob, Squidward, and Hash Slinging Slasher - Graveyard Shift

IS you STUPID. THat them there is the best quote of all the time inanadadadhere!

- John Lennon

36 Liar! Liar! Plants for hire! - Patrick - Life of Crime
37 "BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!" - Shark guy - Band Geeks

The shark guy's name is actually confirmed to be Harold. - Goatworlds

Well these claws aren't just for attracting mates.

No people, let's be smart and bring it off.

Bring it on old man, bring it on!

38 “Squidward Smells...Good” - Sailor Mouth, 2001 - Spongebob
39 "Thats his eager face." - Squidward Tentacles. Band Geeks
40 You know what's funnier than 24? 25. - Spongebob - New Student Starfish

ONLY 46?

41 Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. - Patrick - Something Smells

My friend and I love this quote

42 Have you finished those errands? - SpongeBob - Squid's Day Off
43 Ya! Buns and thighs! - Random German Guy - Life of Crime
44 "Noooo! My name's not Rick!" - Patrick Star - The Fry Cook Games


45 "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." - Patrick - The Secret Box

This takes the cake. Hilarious!

46 Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! - SpongeBob - The Algae's Always Greener
47 "I'm ready!" - Spongebob

Come on, this is SpongeBobs best quote, he says it in at least a 1/5 of his episodes

48 VICTORY SCREECH! - Spongebob - The Algaes Always Greener
49 If I were to die due to the carelessness of a friend, well that would just be ok - SpongeBob - Dying for Pie

I love how squidward doesn't tell SpongeBob what happens

This is priceless I❤️this one

50 This is a hotel? - Patrick - Krusty Towers

This is a hotel?

This is a hospital? - mattstat716

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Top Remixes (7)

1. “Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?” - Band Geeks, 2001 - Patrick
2. “Finland!” - Frankendoodle, 2002 - Patrick
3. “Who You Callin’ Pinhead” - Survival Of The Idiots, 2001 - Patrick
1. "CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Tom - Chocolate With Nuts
2. "What? What did he say!?" - Mayble's Mother - Chocolate With Nuts
3. "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks
1. "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks
2. "I love you" - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts
3. "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob - Band Geeks

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