Top Ten SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick, Band Geeks

Patrick's naive stupidity is so great, one of the show's best quotes besides when SpongeBob tries to say hash slinging slasher and butchers it tremendously

This is one of my favorite quotes, IT'S SO FUNNY! Should stay number 1 forever.

Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.

No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument. - Squidward

2 "I love you" - Patrick, Chocolate With Nuts

Yes, the mayonnaise quote is great, but I think that it is a little overrated and undeserving of the top spot. This quote was just so funny though.

Ahahaahahaah. Good one Patrick!



3 "What? What did he say!?" - Mable's Mother, Chocolate With Nuts

My sister and mom always laugh at the end of Chocolate With Nuts because of the ending.

4 "CHOCOLATE!" - Tom, Chocolate With Nuts

Chocolate guy has the best line ever

Lol that was funny made me laugh as a kid

This one is pure gold.


5 "My Leg!" - Fred, Multiple Episodes

They finally did an episode.

He reminds me of the "Get em!" dude for Gravity Falls

Legendary quote

That is so funny!

6 "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob, Band Geeks

Ooh! I want to do some kicking!

7 "Who you callin' Pinhead?" - Patrick, Survival of the Idiots

How is this just not higher, I'm pretty sure this is better than #9

Just look at that face.

I laugh every single time.

I can't stand his reaction

8 "Finland!" - Patrick, Frankendoodle

Laugh out loud This made me laugh so hard

Where does Patrick even get Finland from THERE UNDERWATER!

9 "Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy." - SpongeBob, The Camping Episode

This is the best on your list,but I think you missed all the best quotes like, "that's not a circle it's an oval", "I'm so cold I'm shivering", and,"I want the warm NOW".

Who knew this guy's cousin...

IS you STUPID? That them there is the realest quote of the time, of all time up inadadadahere!

Who was the guy?

10 "East? I thought you said 'weast'." - Patrick, Arrgh!

Kanye Weast. It sounds better actually.

The Contenders

11 "I'm sorry sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie" - Robot Weenie, No Weenies Allowed
12 "I am 100% ma-male" - SpongeBob, Pre-Hibernation Week
13 "You should switch it to Wumbo" - Patrick, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

Brilliant Take it to the Bank Patrick!

I wumbo you wumbo he she me WUMBO the study of WUMBO wumboing its first grade SpongeBob

Wumbo. it was coined by Frankie J. Wumbo in the early 1960s, meaning "The best quote."

14 "No, this is Patrick!" - Patrick, Big Pink Loser

Is this the Krusty Krab?

Is this the Krusty Krab?

15 "Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on." - Patrick, Band Geeks


16 "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich." - SpongeBob, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

I laughed so hard on that one!

The movie was amazing

17 "Does this look unsure to you?" - Squidward, Just One Bite
18 "Nobody calls me tubby!" - Patrick, No Weenies Allowed
19 "F is for friends who do stuff together." - SpongeBob, F.U.N.
20 "That was a circle. It has to be an oval." - SpongeBob, The Camping Episode
21 "He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?" - Patty, Opposite Day
22 "With cheese Mr. Squidward. With cheese." - Mr. Krabs, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

23 "Heart on stick must die!" - Patrick, Valentine's Day
24 "If I hear The Bikini Bottom Municipal Anthem, I can’t help but take off all my clothes and dance around in my underwear." - Squidward, Little Yellow Book
25 "I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes." - SpongeBob, No Weenies Allowed
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