Top Ten SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks

Patrick's naive stupidity is so great, one of the show's best quotes besides when SpongeBob tries to say hash slinging slasher and butchers it tremendously

This is one of my favorite quotes, IT'S SO FUNNY! Should stay number 1 forever. - TopTenJackson

Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.

Great Iconic Memreable.

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2 "I love you" - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts

Yes, the mayonnaise quote is great, but I think that it is a little overrated and undeserving of the top spot. This quote was just so funny though. - RalphBob

Ahahaahahaah. Good one Patrick! - TopTenJackson

MY ONLY LOVE SPRUNG FROM MY ONLY HATE

_JULIET

3 "What? What did he say!?" - Mayble's Mother - Chocolate With Nuts

My sister and mom always laugh at the end of Chocolate With Nuts because of the ending. - TopTenJackson

4 "CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Tom - Chocolate With Nuts

Chocolate guy has the best line ever

This one is pure gold.

5 "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob - Band Geeks

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line - Squidward. - Catacorn

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6 "My Leg!" - Fred - Every time Fred gets hurt

That is so funny! - TopTenJackson

Iconic catch phrase

Lol

7 "Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy." - Spongebob, The Camping Episode

Who knew this guy's cousin... - RockStarr

IS you STUPID? That them there is the realest quote of the time, of all time up inadadadahere!

8 “Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?” - Band Geeks, 2001 - Patrick

9 "I am 100% ma-male" - SpongeBob - Pre-Hibernation Week

10 "You should switch it to Wumbo" - Patrick - Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy IV

Brilliant Take it to the Bank Patrick! - Curti2594

I wumbo you wumbo he she me WUMBO the study of WUMBO wumboing its first grade SpongeBob

Wumbo. it was coined by Frankie J. Wumbo in the early 1960s, meaning "The best quote."

The Contenders

11 “Finland!” - Frankendoodle, 2002 - Patrick

12 "East? I thought you said 'weast'." - Patrick - Arrgh!

13 "I'm sorry sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie" - Robot Weenie - No Weenies Allowed

14 “Who You Callin’ Pinhead” - Survival Of The Idiots, 2001 - Patrick

15 "No, this is Patrick!" - Patrick - Big Pink Loser

16 "Nobody calls me tubby!" - Patrick - No Weenies Allowed

17 “Whoever’s The Owner Of The White Sedan, You Left Your Lights On.” - Band Geeks, 2001 - Patrick

18 "You Don't Need a License to Drive a Sandwich." - SpongeBob - The SpongeBob Squarpants Movie

I laughed so hard on that one!

19 Does this look unsure to you? - Squidward - Just One Bite

20 “That Was A Circle. It Has To Be An Oval.” - The Camping Episode, 2004 - Spongebob

21 "Patrick Screams" - Patrick - Band Geeks

That part happens when Sandy turns Patrick into a trumpet. - TopTenJackson

22 "Who you callin' Pinhead?" - Patrick - Survival of the Idiots

How is this just not higher, I'm pretty sure this is better than #9 - McKing1003

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23 F is for friends who do stuff together. - SpongeBob - F.U.N.

24 "With cheese Mr. Squidward. With cheese." - Mr. Krabs - The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

25 "He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?" - Patty - Opposite Day

26 “If I Hear The Bikini Bottom Municipal Anthem, I Can’t Help But Take Off All My Clothes And Dance Around In My Underwear.” - Little Yellow Book, 2013 - Squidward

27 "Heart on stick must die!" - Patrick Star, Valentine's Day

28 "Too bad that didn't kill me" - Squidward - Band Geeks

29 "We'll it may be stupid, but it's also dumb!" - Patrick Star, The Camping Episode

30 Well, Mr. Krabs. Do you want to know what I think? UH REGGA FLEBBA BREECKA BRECKA SMULLEN-ELLEN MR. KRABS!! YEGGA HEGGA MERGIN Wallet!!!!! DIMMY MIDDY SPEND! RIVY FLIVY DIVA SHIVA MR. KRABS WALLET!! - SpongeBob - Krusty Love

Don't know what this means. Don't think I WANT to know what this means. But, whatever this means... It can't be good. Which is why I laughed so hard at this.

31 “I’ll Have You Know I Stubbed My Toe Last Week While Watering My Spice Garden, And I Only Cried For 20 Minutes.” - No Weenies Allowed, 2002 - Spongebob

32 "Hello. I like money" - Eugene H Krabs - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

33 "Finland!" - Patrick Star - Frankendoodle

Laugh out loud This made me laugh so hard

Where does Patrick even get Finland from THERE UNDERWATER!

34 "I Hate All of You" - Squidward Tentacles - Karate Choppers

35 "Nosferatu!" - Spongebob, Squidward, and Hash Slinging Slasher - Graveyard Shift

IS you STUPID. THat them there is the best quote of all the time inanadadadhere!

- John Lennon

36 "BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!" - Shark guy - Band Geeks

The shark guy's name is actually confirmed to be Harold. - Goatworlds

Well these claws aren't just for attracting mates.

No people, let's be smart and bring it off.

Bring it on old man, bring it on!

37 “Squidward Smells...Good” - Sailor Mouth, 2001 - Spongebob

38 "Thats his eager face." - Squidward Tentacles. Band Geeks

39 Liar! Liar! Plants for hire! - Patrick - Life of Crime

40 Have you finished those errands? - SpongeBob - Squid's Day Off

41 You know what's funnier than 24? 25. - Spongebob - New Student Starfish

ONLY 46?

42 Ya! Buns and thighs! - Random German Guy - Life of Crime

43 "Noooo! My name's not Rick!" - Patrick Star - The Fry Cook Games

Amazing.

44 "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." - Patrick - The Secret Box

This takes the cake. Hilarious!

45 Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. - Patrick - Something Smells

My friend and I love this quote

46 Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! - SpongeBob - The Algae's Always Greener

47 VICTORY SCREECH! - Spongebob - The Algaes Always Greener

48 If I were to die due to the carelessness of a friend, well that would just be ok - SpongeBob - Dying for Pie

I love how squidward doesn't tell SpongeBob what happens

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49 This is a hotel? - Patrick - Krusty Towers

This is a hotel?

This is a hospital? - mattstat716

50 Where's the leak, ma'am? - Patrick - Frankendoodle

Yaas. this is top ten material

51 Nice ******** day! - SpongeBob - Sailor Mouth

52 "Hey would you keep it down in there? I'm trying to concentrate" - Guy who looks like a hand - Greasy Buffoons

This is actually from Model Sponge, not Greasy Buffons.

53 Sorry about the scabies - On the Cake

That is funny. Did you know that Casey Alexander came up with that joke? On his Twitter, he said that it came from his personal experience with scabies when he was ten. - Murvine_Taylor

54 LEDALEDALEDALE! - Patrick - Shanghaied

55 "Imaaagination." - SpongeBob - Idiot Box

56 "The lid" - Spongebob - The Pink Purloiner

No. That's from Big Pink Loser

57 "I can't see my forehead." - Patrick - Pretty Patties

My friend and I say it ALL THE TIME

58 "Fine dining and breathing are all I know how to do." - Spongebob - Squilliam Returns

59 "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?!" - Squidward - Club Spongebob

They broke the fourth wall with this one. The show typically lasts 11 minutes per episode.

That line just makes me want to sing the song "Misery," by Maroon 5. - Murvine_Taylor

60 Isn't that right, Janet? - Marty - I'm With Stupid

You bet, Marty!

61 Uh, stupid? - Patrick - Texas

62 “So Much Later That The Old Narrator Got Tired Of Waiting, And They Had To Hire A New One.” - Can You Spare A Dime, 2002 - Narrator

63 "I'm ready!" - Spongebob

Come on, this is SpongeBobs best quote, he says it in at least a 1/5 of his episodes

64 "The Money Is Always Right" - Eugene H Krabs - Krusty Krab Training Video

65 "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!" - Squidward Tentacles - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

66 "Hey, that looks like Squidward." (Angry mob runs past) "Hey, that looks like Squidward in angry mob form!" - Spongebob - Squidtown

67 "Now That We're Men!" - SpongeBob and Patrick - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

68 "Worship the Magic Conch!" - SpongeBob - Club SpongeBob

69 "Nobody! Not even… Squidward's house." - Patrick - The Secret Box

70 "MY EYES!!" - Random Guy - The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

71 Look Gary, dubloons. Don't drop them. - Spongebob - Gary Takes a Bath

72 The only way out is through the perfume department! - SpongeBob - Shanghaied

I LOVE THIS QUOTE

73 Knowledge cannot replace friendship! I prefer to be an idiot! - Patrick - Patrick SmartPants

74 Square, the shape of evil! - Plankton - The Fry Cook Games

75 All right! Enough of the sappy talk! Open the door so I can strangle you! - Tattletale Strangler - SpongeBob Meets the Strangler

76 SpongeBob, we're not animals. We have technology! - Patrick - Wet Painters

77 OVERTIME?! - SpongeBob - Rock-A-Bye Bivalve

78 You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward? - SpongeBob - Just One Bite

79 He was number one! - SpongeBob - One Krab's Trash

80 Patrick Isn't Drowning!!!!! - SpongeBob - SpongeGuard On Duty

81 Let's take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else! - Alaskan Bull Worm

The episode is called Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm

82 WAAAAAAIITOOOR!!! - Spongebob - The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

83 Am I a pretty girl? - Spongebob - One Krabs Trash

SpongeBob you look like a girl in that hat... Am I a pretty girl

84 "Look at it!" - Patrick - Something Smells

85 "Sandy's a girl?" - Patrick - Pressure

86 "I don't need it." - Spongebob - Tea at the Treedome

87 "We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out." - Thug Tug Owner - The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

88 "The maniac's in the mailbox!" - Patrick - Hall Monitor

89 "Happy Leaf Erickson's Day! Arringa dinga dorgan!" - Spongebob - Bubble Buddy

90 "HOOPLA!" - Hoopla Fish - The Krusty Krab Training Video

91 "I'm Dirty Dan." - Spongebob and Patrick - Survival of the Idiots

92 You're playing with a hairdryer? - Squidward - Squidville

93 That's when I punch him, right? - Patrick - I Had an Accident

94 "Gary, you are going to finish your dessert and you are going to like it!" - Spongebob - Dying For Pie

95 "That's not what I meant you barnaclehead!" - Squidward - Dying For Pie

96 Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets - Spongebob - One Krabs Trash

97 I'm ugly and I'm proud! - SpongeBob - Something Smelly

98 Wee-woo, Wee-Woo. WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO! - Patrick - Hall Monitor

99 I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly - Mr Krabs - Help Wanted

100 Hey Patrick, I Heard There Was a Job Down at the Pet Shop, As Some Newspaper! - Squidward- Naughty Nautical Neighbors

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Top Remixes (7)

1. “Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?” - Band Geeks, 2001 - Patrick
2. “Finland!” - Frankendoodle, 2002 - Patrick
3. “Who You Callin’ Pinhead” - Survival Of The Idiots, 2001 - Patrick

AwesomeMCPEman_YT

1. "CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Tom - Chocolate With Nuts
2. "What? What did he say!?" - Mayble's Mother - Chocolate With Nuts
3. "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks

BoyGenius234

1. "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks
2. "I love you" - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts
3. "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob - Band Geeks

RockStarr