Top Ten SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks

Patrick's naive stupidity is so great, one of the show's best quotes besides when SpongeBob tries to say hash slinging slasher and butchers it tremendously

This is one of my favorite quotes, IT'S SO FUNNY! Should stay number 1 forever. - TopTenJackson

Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.

I'm just here so I don't get fined

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2 "I love you" - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts

Yes, the mayonnaise quote is great, but I think that it is a little overrated and undeserving of the top spot. This quote was just so funny though. - RalphBob

Ahahaahahaah. Good one Patrick! - TopTenJackson

MY ONLY LOVE SPRUNG FROM MY ONLY HATE

_JULIET

3 "What? What did he say!?" - Mayble's Mother - Chocolate With Nuts

My sister and mom always laugh at the end of Chocolate With Nuts because of the ending. - TopTenJackson

4 "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob - Band Geeks

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line - Squidward. - Catacorn

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5 "CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Tom - Chocolate With Nuts

Chocolate guy has the best line ever

This one is pure gold.

6 "My Leg!" - Fred - Every time Fred gets hurt V 2 Comments
7 "Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy." - Spongebob, The Camping Episode

Who knew this guy's cousin... - RockStarr

IS you STUPID? That them there is the realest quote of the time, of all time up inadadadahere!

8 "I am 100% ma-male" - SpongeBob - Pre-Hibernation Week
9 "I'm sorry sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie" - Robot Weenie - No Weenies Allowed
10 "You should switch it to Wumbo" - Patrick - Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy IV

Brilliant Take it to the Bank Patrick! - Curti2594

I wumbo you wumbo he she me WUMBO the study of WUMBO wumboing its first grade SpongeBob

Wumbo. it was coined by Frankie J. Wumbo in the early 1960s, meaning "The best quote."

The Contenders

11 "East? I thought you said 'weast'." - Patrick - Arrgh!
12 "Nobody calls me tubby!" - Patrick - No Weenies Allowed
13 "You Don't Need a License to Drive a Sandwich." - SpongeBob - The SpongeBob Squarpants Movie V 1 Comment
14 Does this look unsure to you? - Squidward - Just One Bite
15 "Patrick Screams" - Patrick - Band Geeks

That part happens when Sandy turns Patrick into a trumpet. - TopTenJackson

16 "Who you callin' Pinhead?" - Patrick - Survival of the Idiots

How is this just not higher, I'm pretty sure this is better than #9 - McKing1003

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17 "With cheese Mr. Squidward. With cheese." - Mr. Krabs - The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

18 "Too bad that didn't kill me" - Squidward - Band Geeks
19 "We'll it may be stupid, but it's also dumb!" - Patrick Star, The Camping Episode
20 Well, Mr. Krabs. Do you want to know what I think? UH REGGA FLEBBA BREECKA BRECKA SMULLEN-ELLEN MR. KRABS!! YEGGA HEGGA MERGIN Wallet!!!!! DIMMY MIDDY SPEND! RIVY FLIVY DIVA SHIVA MR. KRABS WALLET!! - SpongeBob - Krusty Love

Don't know what this means. Don't think I WANT to know what this means. But, whatever this means... It can't be good. Which is why I laughed so hard at this.

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1. "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks
2. "I love you" - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts
3. "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob - Band Geeks
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1. "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?" - Patrick - Band Geeks
2. "What? What did he say!?" - Mayble's Mother - Chocolate With Nuts
3. "I love you" - Patrick - Chocolate With Nuts
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