Top Ten SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes

The Top Ten
1 "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick, Band Geeks

Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.

No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument. - Squidward

And horseradish isn't an instrument either.

Why does every list have a duplicate

2 "I love you" - Patrick, Chocolate With Nuts

Yes, the mayonnaise quote is great, but I think that it is a little overrated and undeserving of the top spot. This quote was just so funny though.

Ahahaahahaah. Good one Patrick!



3 "What? What did he say!?" - Mable's Mother, Chocolate With Nuts

My sister and mom always laugh at the end of Chocolate With Nuts because of the ending.

4 "CHOCOLATE!" - Tom, Chocolate With Nuts

Lol that was funny made me laugh as a kid

Chocolate guy has the best line ever

This one is pure gold.

It’s so hilarious

5 "My Leg!" - Fred, Multiple Episodes

He reminds me of the "Get em!" dude for Gravity Falls

They finally did an episode.

Iconic catch phrase

That is so funny!

6 "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob, Band Geeks

Ooh! I want to do some kicking!

7 "Who you callin' Pinhead?" - Patrick, Survival of the Idiots

How is this just not higher, I'm pretty sure this is better than #9

I laugh every single time.

I can't stand his reaction

Just look at that face.

8 "Finland!" - Patrick, Frankendoodle

Laugh out loud This made me laugh so hard

Where does Patrick even get Finland from THERE UNDERWATER!

9 "Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy." - SpongeBob, The Camping Episode

This is the best on your list,but I think you missed all the best quotes like, "that's not a circle it's an oval", "I'm so cold I'm shivering", and,"I want the warm NOW".

Who knew this guy's cousin...

Who was the guy?

IS you STUPID? That them there is the realest quote of the time, of all time up inadadadahere!

10 "East? I thought you said 'weast'." - Patrick, Arrgh!

Kanye Weast. It sounds better actually.

The Contenders
11 "I'm sorry sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie" - Robot Weenie, No Weenies Allowed
12 "I am 100% ma-male" - SpongeBob, Pre-Hibernation Week
13 "You should switch it to Wumbo" - Patrick, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

Wumbo. it was coined by Frankie J. Wumbo in the early 1960s, meaning "The best quote."

Brilliant Take it to the Bank Patrick!

I wumbo you wumbo he she me WUMBO the study of WUMBO wumboing its first grade SpongeBob

14 "No, this is Patrick!" - Patrick, Big Pink Loser

Is this the Krusty Krab?

Is this the Krusty Krab?

15 "Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on." - Patrick, Band Geeks
16 "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich." - SpongeBob, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

I laughed so hard on that one!

The movie was amazing

17 "Does this look unsure to you?" - Squidward, Just One Bite
18 "Nobody calls me tubby!" - Patrick, No Weenies Allowed
19 "F is for friends who do stuff together." - SpongeBob, F.U.N.
20 "That was a circle. It has to be an oval." - SpongeBob, The Camping Episode
21 "He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?" - Patty, Opposite Day
22 "With cheese Mr. Squidward. With cheese." - Mr. Krabs, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

23 "Heart on stick must die!" - Patrick, Valentine's Day
24 "If I hear The Bikini Bottom Municipal Anthem, I can’t help but take off all my clothes and dance around in my underwear." - Squidward, Little Yellow Book
25 "Well, Mr. Krabs. Do you want to know what I think? Arrgh! Regga flebba breeka brecka smullen-ellen Mr. Krabs! Yegga hegga mergin wallet! Dimmy middy spend! Rivy flivy diva shiva Mr. Krabs Wallet!" - SpongeBob, Krusty Love

Don't know what this means. Don't think I WANT to know what this means. But, whatever this means... It can't be good. Which is why I laughed so hard at this.

It doesn't mean anything, lol. Just your classic cartoony gibberish. But it is funny. He was bad mouthing Mr. Krabs. - SoongeBill

Great swear words

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