Top Ten Spoonerisms

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These sentences involve the worst syllables to mix up... that were mixed up! Enjoy.

The Top Ten

1 Let me sew you to your sheet (show you to your seat)

I think that happened to Willie Nelson... - PetSounds

Erm... No thanks. I've pound a f-lace. - PositronWildhawk

2 We all know what it is to have a half warmed fish (half formed wish) inside us
3 It is kisstomary to cuss the bride (customary to kiss the bride)
4 There is no peace in home where a dinner swells (sinner dwells)

Quite right. I prefer it to be tender. - PositronWildhawk

5 She joins this club over my bed doddy (dead body)

What does "doddy" even mean? It's besides the point, really, isn't it? - PositronWildhawk

6 You've tasted the whole worm (wasted the whole term)

I can't not laugh at this one. Tasted the whole worm? Seriously?!?! - PositronWildhawk

7 The enemy quickly fled from the ears and sparrows (spears and arrows)
8 Three cheers for our queer old dean (dear old queen)

You would dare refer to Her Royal Highness as such? - PositronWildhawk

9 The Lord is a shoving leopard (loving shepherd)
10 When the boys come back, we'll have the hags flung out (flags hung out)

Haha! This is definitely the funniest!
I have no idea why but visions of Tudor England invaded my brain when I read this. Bizarre. Haha! - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 Look! It's roaring with pain! (Pouring with rain)
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Top Remixes

1. Let me sew you to your sheet (show you to your seat)
2. We all know what it is to have a half warmed fish (half formed wish) inside us
3. It is kisstomary to cuss the bride (customary to kiss the bride)
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