Best Squidward Tentacles Quotes On SpongeBob SquarePantshappyhappyjoyjoy Well I made another list for the series this time it's SQUIDWARD!
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Its just a stupid bolder!
That's true on many levels. - SwagFlicks
So true - bobbythebrony
This is my Dad’s favourite quote!1 Comment
I think we all feel like this sometimes. Especially his fellow food service workers...
That was so funny - bobbythebrony
That's hilarious.2 Comments
Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't play with their big meaty claws. - DrayTopTens
Hilarious quote - Randomator
Funny - bobbythebrony
This quote is said in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" during when Squidward is destroying SpongeBob and Patrick friendship. - Dreamformusic
Kek I get it - bobbythebrony
This should be #1 in the Future! Future! - LapisBob
Squidward: Future!, Future!. Spongetron: drops a brick on his head - PatrickStar3
(Insert Brick) - bobbythebrony
AWESOME I LOVE THIS
Squidward is a liberal?
Liberalism? - bobbythebrony
What’s that supposed to mean?
This is the best line from patrick - BandMan
Neither is Horse Radish - BandMan
This quote is pretty iconic - Randomator
I love that one.
I hear that - bobbythebrony1 Comment
Lol. Spongebob doesn’t think,does he?
Will he ever win? - bobbythebrony
I laughed so hard because of this
"I wonder what's inside. Probably a jelly fish or an old krabby patty or...HIS FAVORITE UNDERPANTS!
This part KILLED ME, I had to rewind it so many times because I was laughing so hard
Had a hint of Tom and Jerry in that one. - bobbythebrony
What have I done to poor Spongebob? - Datguyisweird666
Horrible, Putrid! - bobbythebrony
Patrick:I WUMBO, YOU WUMBO, SHE, ME
Probably not - bobbythebrony
How I always feel towards people at school.
Uh uh uh Squidward - bobbythebrony
Sometimes, I really don't get his quotes
Squidward was so happy - bobbythebrony
lol laV IT
My dad died when he heard this
We understand you have a dying animal on the premises
Poor Squidward - bobbythebrony
Yes I'm a diva miss Marilyn Monroe
Well, I guess it's true...? - Rocko
Isn't that a favor?
Oh the irony! - bobbythebrony
(Evil Laugh) - bobbythebrony
Can relate - Randomator
Nice - bobbythebrony
Squidward is such a savage that THAT same quote was on a roast compilation
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft animal style. extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it SWIM.
That is awesome! I'm gonna have to say that some time!
This quote is an accurate representation of how the writers treat Squidward.
This is my second favorite Squidward quote. - bobbythebrony
That FACE he made killed me-lol
Spongebob: No - Datguyisweird666
Hey, sounds like the squid could be a good health counselor someday. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Me everyday at school - Randomator
Do you care now? - bobbythebrony
I feel you, Squidward, I feel you
That face though. It killed me
Squidward. Is. The. BEST! 🤗 He's so hilarious! Maybe he should have his own show
He just doesn't like you - bobbythebrony
I don't know I guess he just doesn't like you
Pretend to be somebody else - EJ0602
I'm sorry, this part always makes me laugh!
Very true. - BlueTelegraph
Relatable - Randomator
Me in the morning
Best quote ever!
Day 1000 in hospitality
Love squid ward
Customer: *Orders food*
Squidward: That depends...
Customer: On what?
Squidward: On how long you want to live?
I had to add this because this is one of my favorite Squidward quotes. This quote is from “Restaining SpongeBob”, in case anyone wants to know - KingSlayer93316
The one thing I hate is the way everyone pronounces last names wrong ONPOURPOSE. So, I know how you feel, Squidward Tentacles
Not exactly - bobbythebrony
Great episode - bobbythebrony
I have a particular person I could say this too lol
This is my favorite Squidward quote - bobbythebrony
Great - bobbythebrony
Haha - bobbythebrony
Brilliant - bobbythebrony
When Spongebob says "What could be better than serving up smile? " Squidward says this quote and honestly this is true on so many levels! Preach Squidward! - EJ0602
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Top Remixes (4)
2. Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
3. Future! Future!
2. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.
3. I feel like a...i feel like a...*donkey noises* big jerk!
2. I hate all of you.
3. When I die, you stay away from my funeral
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