Best Squidward Tentacles Quotes On SpongeBob SquarePants

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The Top Ten

1 I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.

That's true on many levels. - SwagFlicks

So true - bobbythebrony

This is my Dad’s favourite quote!

2 Too bad that didn't kill me

That was so funny - bobbythebrony

Anyone could say this is a perfect catchphrase

That's hilarious.

3 Okay new theory. Maybe we should play do quietly no one can hear us

Funny - bobbythebrony

4 You can't fool me I listen to public radio

Squidward is a liberal?

Liberalism? - bobbythebrony

What’s that supposed to mean?

5 Future! Future!

Squidward: Future!, Future!. Spongetron: drops a brick on his head - PatrickStar3

(Insert Brick) - bobbythebrony

6 Oh no he's hot!!
7 I feel like a...i feel like a...*donkey noises* big jerk!

Had a hint of Tom and Jerry in that one. - bobbythebrony

What have I done to poor Spongebob? - Datguyisweird666

8 If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar

This quote is said in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" during when Squidward is destroying SpongeBob and Patrick friendship. - Dreamformusic

Kek I get it - bobbythebrony

9 I hate all of you.

I hear that - bobbythebrony

Awesome - Goatworlds

10 No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument...

Horse radish is not an instrument either. - Aaa2

Neither is Horse Radish - bobbythebrony

The Contenders

11 (Bubble Bass approaches) Let me guess, tiny. A small salad?

Hey, sounds like the squid could be a good health counselor someday. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

12 The 1st place Snail Racing cup presented to Squidward... TORTELLINI?!

I laughed so hard because of this

Will he ever win? - bobbythebrony

13 One - I hate you. And two - how can that be me when I' m standing right here!?
14 Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent.

We understand you have a dying animal on the premises

Poor Squidward - bobbythebrony

15 Spongebob isn't hear to enjoy spongebob not being here

Squidward was so happy - bobbythebrony

16 Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?!

This is my second favorite Squidward quote. - bobbythebrony

17 When I die, you stay away from my funeral

Horrible, Putrid! - bobbythebrony

18 Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
19 Patrick go be stupid somewhere else!

Uh uh uh Squidward - bobbythebrony

20 Just do me a favor and stop doing me favors!

Isn't that a favor?

Oh the irony! - bobbythebrony

21 SpongeBob Patrick Do You Mind?!
22 Please come again *under his breath* when I'm not working

Nice - bobbythebrony

23 I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.

Probably not - bobbythebrony

24 I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries!
25 Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
26 Does this look unsure to you?

Spongebob: No - Datguyisweird666

27 (Bubble Bass finishes his long order) We serve food here, sir.
28 Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong?
29 It's Not My Birthday!!!
30 That's not what I meant you barnaclehead!

This is my favorite Squidward quote - bobbythebrony

31 It's Tentacles! Not tennis balls!

Not exactly - bobbythebrony

32 I have no soul

(Evil Laugh) - bobbythebrony

33 Being dead, or anything else!

When Spongebob says "What could be better than serving up smile? " Squidward says this quote and honestly this is true on so many levels! Preach Squidward! - EJ0602

34 What did I do that time?

He just doesn't like you - bobbythebrony

I don't know I guess he just doesn't like you

Pretend to be somebody else - EJ0602

35 I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today

Me in the morning

36 Shut your half wit pie holes

Great - bobbythebrony

37 "being hired." - the krusty dog

Haha - bobbythebrony

38 Presented to Squidward... Tortellini? Will I ever win?

Brilliant - bobbythebrony

39 Wake Me Up When I Care!

Do you care now? - bobbythebrony

40 That's his eager face

Great episode - bobbythebrony

41 Patrick's no king! Look at him! How can this pink blob be king?
42 Krabby Patty nothing!!
43 If you think I'm gonna stand out there all day listening to (annoying SpongeBob noises) then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!
44 TTTTTTTTonight?
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1. One - I hate you. And two - how can that be me when I' m standing right here!?
2. Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
3. Future! Future!
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1. (Bubble Bass approaches) Let me guess, tiny. A small salad?
2. Oh no he's hot!!
3. Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent.
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1. Too bad that didn't kill me
2. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.
3. I feel like a...i feel like a...*donkey noises* big jerk!
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