Best Squidward Tentacles Quotes On SpongeBob SquarePants

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The Top Ten

1 I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.

That's true on many levels. - SwagFlicks

So true - bobbythebrony

2 Too bad that didn't kill me

That was so funny - bobbythebrony

Anyone could say this is a perfect catchphrase

That's hilarious.

3 You can't fool me I listen to public radio

Squidward is a liberal?

Liberalism? - bobbythebrony

4 Okay new theory. Maybe we should play do quietly no one can hear us
5 Future! Future!

Squidward: Future!, Future!. Spongetron: drops a brick on his head - PatrickStar3

(Insert Brick) - bobbythebrony

6 I feel like a...i feel like a...*donkey noises* big jerk!

Had a hint of Tom and Jerry in that one. - bobbythebrony

What have I done to poor Spongebob? - Datguyisweird666

7 If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar

This quote is said in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" during when Squidward is destroying SpongeBob and Patrick friendship. - Dreamformusic

Kek I get it - bobbythebrony

8 No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument...

Horse radish is not an instrument either. - Aaa2

Neither is Horse Radish - bobbythebrony

9 I hate all of you.
10 One - I hate you. And two - how can that be me when I' m standing right here!?

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11 Spongebob isn't hear to enjoy spongebob not being here

Squidward was so happy - bobbythebrony

12 When I die, you stay away from my funeral

Horrible, Putrid! - bobbythebrony

13 Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
14 Oh no he's hot!!
15 Patrick go be stupid somewhere else!

Uh uh uh Squidward - bobbythebrony

16 Just do me a favor and stop doing me favors!

Isn't that a favor?

Oh the irony! - bobbythebrony

17 SpongeBob Patrick Do You Mind?!
18 Please come again *under his breath* when I'm not working
19 The 1st place Snail Racing cup presented to Squidward... TORTELLINI?!

I laughed so hard because of this

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20 Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
21 Does this look unsure to you?

Spongebob: No - Datguyisweird666

22 Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?!

This is my second favorite Squidward quote. - bobbythebrony

23 I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries!
24 It's Not My Birthday!!!
25 That's not what I meant you barnaclehead!

This is my favorite Squidward quote - bobbythebrony

26 It's Tentacles! Not tennis balls!

Not exactly - bobbythebrony

27 I have no soul
28 Being dead, or anything else!

When Spongebob says "What could be better than serving up smile? " Squidward says this quote and honestly this is true on so many levels! Preach Squidward! - EJ0602

29 What did I do that time?

He just doesn't like you - bobbythebrony

I don't know I guess he just doesn't like you

Pretend to be somebody else - EJ0602

30 (Bubble Bass approaches) Let me guess, tiny. A small salad?

Hey, sounds like the squid could be a good health counselor someday. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

31 (Bubble Bass finishes his long order) We serve food here, sir.
32 I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today

Me in the morning

33 Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong?
34 Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent.

We understand you have a dying animal on the premises

Poor Squidward - bobbythebrony

35 Shut your half wit pie holes
36 "being hired." - the krusty dog
37 I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.

Probably not - bobbythebrony

38 Presented to Squidward... Tortellini? Will I ever win?
39 Wake Me Up When I Care!

Do you care now? - bobbythebrony

40 That's his eager face

Great episode - bobbythebrony

41 Patrick's no king! Look at him! How can this pink blob be king?
42 Krabby Patty nothing!!
43 If you think I'm gonna stand out there all day listening to (annoying SpongeBob noises) then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!
44 TTTTTTTTonight?
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1. One - I hate you. And two - how can that be me when I' m standing right here!?
2. Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
3. Future! Future!
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1. Too bad that didn't kill me
2. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.
3. I feel like a...i feel like a...*donkey noises* big jerk!
happyhappyjoyjoy
1. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.
2. I hate all of you.
3. When I die, you stay away from my funeral
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