Best Squidward Tentacles Quotes On SpongeBob SquarePantsWell I made another list for the series this time it's SQUIDWARD!
The Top Ten
That's true on many levels. - SwagFlicks
Its just a stupid bolder!
So true - bobbythebrony
This is my Dad’s favourite quote!
I think we all feel like this sometimes. Especially his fellow food service workers...
That was so funny - bobbythebrony
Anyone could say this is a perfect catchphrase
Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't play with their big meaty claws. - DrayTopTens
Hilarious quote - Randomator
Funny - bobbythebrony
This quote is said in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" during when Squidward is destroying SpongeBob and Patrick friendship. - Dreamformusic
Kek I get it - bobbythebrony
I love that one.
I hear that - bobbythebrony
Awesome - Goatworlds
Squidward is a liberal?
Liberalism? - bobbythebrony
AWESOME I LOVE THIS
What’s that supposed to mean?
Horse radish is not an instrument either. - Aaa2
Neither is Horse Radish - bobbythebrony
This is the best line from patrick - BandMan
This quote is pretty iconic - Randomator
Will he ever win? - bobbythebrony
I laughed so hard because of this
The thing is, it's not really funny to me, but it's one of the things that shows that although SpongeBob annoys Squidward a lot, the cephalopod does care for his bro deep down inside.
"I wonder what's inside. Probably a jelly fish or an old krabby patty or...HIS FAVORITE UNDERPANTS!
This part KILLED ME, I had to rewind it so many times because I was laughing so hard
Had a hint of Tom and Jerry in that one. - bobbythebrony
What have I done to poor Spongebob? - Datguyisweird666
This should be #1 in the Future! Future! - LapisBob
Squidward: Future!, Future!. Spongetron: drops a brick on his head - PatrickStar3
(Insert Brick) - bobbythebrony
Horrible, Putrid! - bobbythebrony
Probably not - bobbythebrony
Patrick:I WUMBO, YOU WUMBO, SHE, ME
Uh uh uh Squidward - bobbythebrony
Squidward was so happy - bobbythebrony
Sometimes, I really don't get his quotes
Lol. Spongebob doesn’t think,does he?
Yes I'm a diva miss Marilyn Monroe
Well, I guess it's true...? - Rocko
We understand you have a dying animal on the premises
Poor Squidward - bobbythebrony
My dad died when he heard this
lol laV IT
Isn't that a favor?
Oh the irony! - bobbythebrony
(Evil Laugh) - bobbythebrony
Nice - bobbythebrony
Can relate - Randomator
That FACE he made killed me-lol
Spongebob: No - Datguyisweird666
Squidward is such a savage that THAT same quote was on a roast compilation
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft animal style. extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it SWIM.
Dang dude, you are a legend! Get your own show! Please!
That is awesome! I'm gonna have to say that some time!
This is my second favorite Squidward quote. - bobbythebrony
This quote is an accurate representation of how the writers treat Squidward.
Patrick: You could be bald and have a big nose
Hey, sounds like the squid could be a good health counselor someday. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
That face though. It killed me
Squidward. Is. The. BEST! 🤗 He's so hilarious! Maybe he should have his own show
Day 1000 in hospitality
Best quote ever!
Love squid ward
Customer: *Orders food*
Squidward: That depends...
Customer: On what?
Squidward: On how long you want to live?
I had to add this because this is one of my favorite Squidward quotes. This quote is from “Restaining SpongeBob”, in case anyone wants to know - KingSlayer93316
Do you care now? - bobbythebrony
Me everyday at school - Randomator
He just doesn't like you - bobbythebrony
I don't know I guess he just doesn't like you
Pretend to be somebody else - EJ0602
I have a particular person I could say this too lol
Plankton: I hope you like grey!
Me in the morning
Relatable - Randomator
Very true. - BlueTelegraph
I feel you, Squidward, I feel you
The one thing I hate is the way everyone pronounces last names wrong ONPOURPOSE. So, I know how you feel, Squidward Tentacles
Not exactly - bobbythebrony
I'm sorry, this part always makes me laugh!
WELCOME TO OUR CLUB! WELCOME TO OUR CLUB! WELCOME SQUIDWARD, WELCOME, SQUIDWARD, WELCOME SQUIDWARD
Great - bobbythebrony
Great episode - bobbythebrony
How I always feel towards people at school.
This is my favorite Squidward quote - bobbythebrony
Haha - bobbythebrony
Brilliant - bobbythebrony
When Spongebob says "What could be better than serving up smile? " Squidward says this quote and honestly this is true on so many levels! Preach Squidward! - EJ0602