Best Squidward Tentacles Quotes On SpongeBob SquarePants

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The Top Ten

1 I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.

That's true on many levels. - SwagFlicks

So true - bobbythebrony

2 Too bad that didn't kill me

That was so funny - bobbythebrony

Anyone could say this is a perfect catchphrase

That's hilarious.

3 Okay new theory. Maybe we should play do quietly no one can hear us
4 I feel like a...i feel like a...*donkey noises* big jerk!

Had a hint of Tom and Jerry in that one. - bobbythebrony

5 You can't fool me I listen to public radio

Squidward is a liberal?

Liberalism? - bobbythebrony

6 If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar

This quote is said in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" during when Squidward is destroying SpongeBob and Patrick friendship. - Dreamformusic

Kek I get it - bobbythebrony

7 I hate all of you.
8 Spongebob isn't hear to enjoy spongebob not being here

Squidward was so happy - bobbythebrony

9 No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument...

Horse radish is not an instrument either. - Aaa2

Neither is Horse Radish - bobbythebrony

10 When I die, you stay away from my funeral V 1 Comment

The Newcomers

? It's Not My Birthday!!!
? Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?

The Contenders

11 Future! Future!

(Insert Brick) - bobbythebrony

12 Patrick go be stupid somewhere else! V 1 Comment
13 Just do me a favor and stop doing me favors! V 2 Comments
14 Please come again *under his breath* when I'm not working
15 Does this look unsure to you?
16 The 1st place Snail Racing cup presented to Squidward... TORTELLINI?!

I laughed so hard because of this

V 1 Comment
17 Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?!

This is my second favorite Squidward quote. - bobbythebrony

18 I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries!
19 That's not what I meant you barnaclehead!

This is my favorite Squidward quote - bobbythebrony

20 It's Tentacles! Not tennis balls! V 1 Comment
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1. Too bad that didn't kill me
2. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.
3. I feel like a...i feel like a...*donkey noises* big jerk!
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1. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.
2. I hate all of you.
3. When I die, you stay away from my funeral
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