Best Squidward Tentacles Quotes On SpongeBob SquarePants

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Well I made another list for the series this time it's SQUIDWARD!

The Top Ten

1 I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.

That's true on many levels. - SwagFlicks

So true - bobbythebrony

This is my Dad’s favourite quote!

€�And then we die” is the best part - KingSlayer93316

2 Too bad that didn't kill me

That was so funny - bobbythebrony

Anyone could say this is a perfect catchphrase

That's hilarious.

3 You can't fool me I listen to public radio

Squidward is a liberal?

Liberalism? - bobbythebrony

What’s that supposed to mean?

4 Okay new theory. Maybe we should play do quietly no one can hear us

Funny - bobbythebrony

5 Future! Future!

This should be #1 in the Future! Future! - LapisBob

Squidward: Future!, Future!. Spongetron: drops a brick on his head - PatrickStar3

(Insert Brick) - bobbythebrony

6 I feel like a...i feel like a...*donkey noises* big jerk!

Had a hint of Tom and Jerry in that one. - bobbythebrony

What have I done to poor Spongebob? - Datguyisweird666

7 If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar

This quote is said in the episode "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" during when Squidward is destroying SpongeBob and Patrick friendship. - Dreamformusic

Kek I get it - bobbythebrony

8 No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument...

Horse radish is not an instrument either. - Aaa2

Neither is Horse Radish - bobbythebrony

Funny

9 I hate all of you.

I hear that - bobbythebrony

Awesome - Goatworlds

Feels

10 One - I hate you. And two - how can that be me when I' m standing right here!?

The Newcomers

? Another day, another migraine

The Contenders

11 Spongebob isn't hear to enjoy spongebob not being here

Squidward was so happy - bobbythebrony

12 When I die, you stay away from my funeral

Horrible, Putrid! - bobbythebrony

13 Oh no he's hot!!
14 Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
15 Patrick go be stupid somewhere else!

Uh uh uh Squidward - bobbythebrony

16 Just do me a favor and stop doing me favors!

Isn't that a favor?

Oh the irony! - bobbythebrony

17 SpongeBob Patrick Do You Mind?!
18 Please come again *under his breath* when I'm not working

Nice - bobbythebrony

19 The 1st place Snail Racing cup presented to Squidward... TORTELLINI?!

I laughed so hard because of this

Will he ever win? - bobbythebrony

20 Welcome to the Krusty Krab, Where the Clock of Evolution Ticks Backwards.

My dad died when he heard this

LOL - KingSlayer93316

21 Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
22 Does this look unsure to you?

Spongebob: No - Datguyisweird666

23 I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries!
24 Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent.

We understand you have a dying animal on the premises

Poor Squidward - bobbythebrony

25 Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?!

This is my second favorite Squidward quote. - bobbythebrony

26 I have no soul

(Evil Laugh) - bobbythebrony

27 Wake Me Up When I Care!

Do you care now? - bobbythebrony

28 That's his eager face

Great episode - bobbythebrony

29 (Bubble Bass approaches) Let me guess, tiny. A small salad?

Hey, sounds like the squid could be a good health counselor someday. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

30 (Bubble Bass finishes his long order) We serve food here, sir.
31 Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong?
32 It's Not My Birthday!!!
33 That's not what I meant you barnaclehead!

This is my favorite Squidward quote - bobbythebrony

34 It's Tentacles! Not tennis balls!

Not exactly - bobbythebrony

35 Being dead, or anything else!

When Spongebob says "What could be better than serving up smile? " Squidward says this quote and honestly this is true on so many levels! Preach Squidward! - EJ0602

36 What did I do that time?

He just doesn't like you - bobbythebrony

I don't know I guess he just doesn't like you

Pretend to be somebody else - EJ0602

37 Krabby Patty nothing!!
38 I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today

Me in the morning

39 Shut your half wit pie holes

Great - bobbythebrony

40 "being hired." - the krusty dog

Haha - bobbythebrony

41 I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.

Probably not - bobbythebrony

42 Presented to Squidward... Tortellini? Will I ever win?

Brilliant - bobbythebrony

43 Patrick's no king! Look at him! How can this pink blob be king?

*insert Patrick drooling with crown on head* - KingSlayer93316

44 If you think I'm gonna stand out there all day listening to (annoying SpongeBob noises) then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!
45 TTTTTTTTonight?
46 I'm Not Rushing Perfection, I'm Rushing You!

Well, I guess it's true...? - Rocko

47 Welcome to the House of Misery. May I take your order?

Customer: *Orders food*
Squidward: That depends...
Customer: On what?
Squidward: On how long you want to live?

I had to add this because this is one of my favorite Squidward quotes. This quote is from “Restaining SpongeBob”, in case anyone wants to know - KingSlayer93316

48 Stop playing, in my yard
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1. One - I hate you. And two - how can that be me when I' m standing right here!?
2. Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
3. Future! Future!
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1. Too bad that didn't kill me
2. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.
3. I feel like a...i feel like a...*donkey noises* big jerk!
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1. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die.
2. I hate all of you.
3. When I die, you stay away from my funeral
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