Top 10 Best Stan Marsh Quotes

Stan Marsh is a pretty overlooked South Park character in my opinion. Here's what I consider to be his best quotes. If you think I missed one feel free to add it.

The Top Ten

1 You guys have no idea how this feels. It's like you always hear songs about a broken heart, and you think it's a figure of speech. But it's true. My chest hurts. I feel this, sinking feeling where my heart is. It's broken...

The overall depth of this quote is what made it number one material to me.

Raisins was such a good episode. - Sop

2 How do you go on when nothing makes you happy?

A quote that makes him somewhat of a deep character.

3 Because questions in life are tough. Why are we here? Where are we from? Where are we going? But if people believe liars we're never going to find the answer to those questions. You aren't  lying, you're slowing the progress of all mankind, you douche.

A very deep quote from a fictional character. (Also had to edit some of it out for reasons.)

4 Cartman doesn't know a rainforrest from a Pop-Tart

Solid roast enough said.

5 I'll give Kyle my kidney. Even if hurts  a whole lot, I don't care

This quote proves that he's a great friend to Kyle.

6 I said that rabbits eat lettuce

"Well yes they certainly do."

7 That son of a bitch! What kind of sick weirdo does he think is he?!

Somewhat ok of a quote.

8 Hey guys look, Tom Cruise is a fudge packer!

Self explantory.

9 Dude, a self hating jew? You are becoming a stereotype

A decent quote.

10 Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!

The Contenders

11 I'm beating off the dog

Somewhat funny.

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