Top Ten Star Wars Puns

The Top Ten

1 Rey once said to Kylo Ren, it's OK, you're not alone anymore. "But Rey," he said, "I've always Ben Solo."

2 Darth Vader once said to Luke that he knew what he got him for his birthday, Christmas and Father's Day. He said, I can feel your presents.

3 An Ewok walks into a bar and says, I'd like a rum and... coke. The bartender says, OK, but why the small pause? "I don't know", the Ewok replied, "I've had them for my entire life."

4 How does Han get to the Imperial base on Endor? Ewoks. Unless he's in a hurry, in which case, Eruns.

5 Tauntauns can die of cold. Use them as a suit and they get... Lukewarm.

6 I got a Darth Vader toy recently. I was warned of the choking hazard.

7 I was in a band called The Stormtroopers. We never got a hit.

8 Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.

9 Chewbacca once got sweets stuck in his fur. It made him a chocolate chip wookie.

10 What's a baseball player's least favourite Star Wars installation? The Umpire Strikes Back.

The Contenders

11 I met an Italian Star Wars fan on a strict diet. He was called Only One Cannoli.

12 Where do Sith Lords go shopping? The Maul. Everything is half off.

13 When did we learn Anakin joined the Dark Side? In the Sith Grade.

14 Procrastination is evil. I'm always tempted by Darth Later.

15 My sex life is like Star Wars. I'm either Han Solo or I use the force.

16 As a Star Wars fan, I wanted to drive a Ford saloon made in the year 2000. In the end I got a Toyoda.

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