Top 10 Step Brothers Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Well I'm not going to. EVER. Not even if there's a fire!

2 This year, I'm hoping for breast implants because I'm impatient with my body.

3 JOHN BONHAM'S PLAYING MOBY DICK FOR REAL!

4 The galaxy of This Sucks Camel D****!

5 THIS HOUSE IS A F****** PRISON!!!

6 You're adults. You can do whatever the f*** you want.

7 You're not a doctor... YOU'RE A BIG, FAT, CURLY HEADED F**K*

8 People call me the songbird of my generation.

9 Dale: Why are you sweating? Brennan: I was watching Cops.

10 I'm going to take a pillow case, fill it with bars of soap, and BEAT THE S*** OUTTA YOU!!

The Contenders

11 Don't ever, ever, ever touch my drum set. You understand? NO TOUCHING!

12 Rumpus time is over

13 We're here to f*** s*** up

14 Pand... There's a D on the end.

15 I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. ... And they were blazing that s*** up every day.

16 "I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner

17 Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*** one, marry one, kill one, go!

18 Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of f***** up

19 Get a room dad

20 I wasn't *fired* from my job, I was laid off, but you wouldn't know the difference! I DIDN'T WANT SALMON! I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!

21 Dad, I'm doing this, because I love you: F**k you!

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