Top Ten Steps to Become an Adult

The Top Ten

1 Don't let your grandma treat you like a baby

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2 Puff out your chest

3 Say, "tax exemption."

4 Acquire a taste for free form jazz

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5 Grow sideburns

6 Eat steamed coral

7 No rough-housing on a full tummy

8 Read the technical manual on routine active maintenance

9 Get office supplies

10 Don't wear sweaters with love in every stitch

The Contenders

11 Get laid

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