Top Ten Stig Introductions on Top Gear UK

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The Stig is the "tamed race car driver" used on the BBC television show Top Gear. He is an anonymous driver used to both provide consistent lap times in various cars around the Top Gear track, and to coach celebrities around that same track in the show's "stars in a reasonably priced car" segment. There have been numerous drivers acting as The Stig throughout the show's broadcasts though generally 3 drivers have driven the bulk of the segments.
To maintain his anonymity, he is introduced with a variety of humorous anecdotes and descriptions often tied to a particular pop-culture item or current news story.

The Top Ten

1 If you hold him in the wrong way, he doesn't work properly
2 As a result of buying Pirelli condoms this week, he now has seventeen children
3 He contains 47% horse
4 While we were off air, his iCloud was hacked and now everyone in the world has seen his helmet
5 He regrets buying his new holiday home in down-town Cairo
6 If you give him a really important job, he'll skive off and play croquet
7 There are fifteen different reasons why he is banned from the Northampton branch of Little Chef
8 The drinks in his cabinet contain 14 different types of custard
9 His favourite T-shirt has a picture of a T-shirt

Haha! This is genuinely funny. - Britgirl

10 He recently issued a £20,000 expenses claim for some gravel

The Contenders

11 He doesn't know what dogs are for
12 He sucks the moisture from ducks
13 He wears a helmet because somebody recently smashed his face with a model of Salisbury Cathedral
14 He is confused by stairs
15 He naturally faces magnetic north
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1. If you hold him in the wrong way, he doesn't work properly
2. He contains 47% horse
3. As a result of buying Pirelli condoms this week, he now has seventeen children
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1. There are fifteen different reasons why he is banned from the Northampton branch of Little Chef
2. He recently issued a £20,000 expenses claim for some gravel
3. If you hold him in the wrong way, he doesn't work properly
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