Top 10 Stoner Thoughts

Ever pose a question so insightful, so unique, and so revolutionary that it absolutely blew your mind? Or thought to yourself in the words of Peter Griffin, "I have an idea. An idea so smart, my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."? And then when you sobered up or got some well needed rest did you realize that your deep thought was actually quite moronic?

This is a list for those questions you conjure up while in a state of mental impairment.

The Top Ten

1 *Hits blunt* How did they know what time it was when they made the first clock?

Easy, the Illuminati made clocks. The Illuminati knows EVERYTHING! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

This should be Top 10 Thoughts I've Had.

Lmao...this is sick!

2 *Hits blunt* If you're waiting for a waiter aren't you the waiter?

I'm so glad this list is being made. Pretty relatable - ryanrimmel

3 *Hits blunt* If you work as security at a Samsung store, does that make you Guardian of the Galaxy?
4 *Hits blunt* Why is the pizza box square, the pizza round, and the pieces triangle shaped?

We need variety - ryanrimmel

5 *Hits blunt* How did a human discover that lighting cannabis on fire and inhaling the smoke gets you high?
6 *Hits blunt* We are animals just like dogs and birds, how amazing is it that one species can create buildings and technology? Other animals must be jealous.
7 *Hits blunt* Have you ever thought about how lucky we are to be humans?

We could have been born ants and had a lifespan of about a day. - ryanrimmel

8 *Hits blunt* Is this decade called the twenty tens, or twenty teens?
9 *Hits blunt* How many other plants are there in the world that we can get high off of?
10 *Hits blunt* Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

This is actually a pretty good question. I would think of this even if I wasn't stoned (Which would be forever because I'll never ever take drugs! ). - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Contenders

11 *Hits blunt* What does the end of space look like, is it a big invisible wall?

These are the questions we should be asking - ryanrimmel

12 *Hits blunt* Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
13 *Hits blunt* Are the previous 12 posts made by non-smokers that listen to propaganda?

*Hits blunt* Is there a strain of weed that causes people to lose their sense of humor?

14 *Hits blunt* Is the sea salty because the shore doesn't wave back?
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